I'm blind and have a steady income. What bank's credit card is good to apply for?

All banks can. If you are in Shanghai, I can help you apply for a credit card from Ping An Bank. This is better, and you can get accident insurance for free.

I want to ask, what should I do if the credit card is activated abnormally?

If the credit card is activated abnormally, please contact the administrator, which is usually the prompt when the first card of a new household applies for online activation.

according to the regulations of various banks, the first card of a new customer's online application needs to be signed at the outlet to activate the card. Remind everyone that when activating credit cards, outlets should bring personal valid identity documents, credit cards, and card receiving confirmation letters. When the staff sign face-to-face, they should answer questions according to the card handling information, so as not to make mistakes.

otherwise, the interview will be rejected and the credit card will not be activated. If the status of the bank card is abnormal due to the upgrade of the banking system or other reasons, the bank card can automatically remove the abnormal status as long as the banking system returns to normal;

Extended information:

The abnormal activation of the credit card is described as follows:

If the cardholder's status is abnormal due to the loss of the card, multiple wrong passwords, degaussing or cancellation of the bank card, it is necessary to go to the bank to ask the staff and solve related problems before the abnormal status of the bank card will be lifted.

you can't use the card until it is solved. If it is a loss report, the only solution is to reissue a new card and use it after getting the card activated; If it is frozen, this will be unfrozen by the bank. If it is permanently frozen, it cannot be unfrozen, so we have to apply for a new card.

People's Daily Online-The blind people's activation of the credit card was blocked because they couldn't sign it. The bank responded

I'm blind, and I don't have a stable income. What can I do to get a credit card? I either want to overdraw or use the credit card to make some stocks.

First, let's go back.

The hospital has set up 1 fences to prevent patients from fleeing.

Two mental patients still want to escape from the hospital. Trying to climb over the wall in the dark.

turn under the 3th wall.

"Are you tired?"

"not tired."

So they continued to turn outwards.

turn under the 6th wall.

"Are you tired?"

"not tired."

So they continued to turn outwards and turned under the 99th wall.

"Are you tired?"

"tired!"

"Well, let's turn back"

2. The blind man and the lame man

The blind man and the lame man ride a motorcycle, the blind man rides, and the lame man watches the road, and nothing happens all the way.

Turning a corner, the lame man suddenly found a ditch on the road and shouted, "ditch! Ditch! Ditch! "

When the blind man heard this, he sang, "Ah, ah, ah?"

As a result, the blind man and the lame man fell into the ditch together with the car.

III. Magical Side Effects

At a medical seminar, a physician announced that he had invented a magical new drug.

Another doctor asked, "What disease is it used for?"

"We have no diseases that can be cured by drugs."

Another doctor asked, "What is its magic?"

The physician was silent for a while and said, "Its side effects will make patients lose their short-term memory, so several patients paid me three or four times for it."

all the doctors attending the seminar stood up and applauded warmly.

4. Delicious

A Hollywood director decided to give his mother a birthday present. He heard that a bird

can speak in 12 languages and can sing 1 famous songs. He immediately decided to buy this bird and give it to his mother. For this reason, he spent 5 thousand dollars. On the second day of his mother's birthday, he called her

"What do you think of this bird? Mom? "

His mother replied happily, "It's delicious."

V. Humor Dictionary

Kidnapping: I blindfolded you quietly;

Heart disease: You are the eternal pain in my chest;

gloating: when the old cat was kicked out by its owner, the mouse came out to see him off;

To kill someone with a knife: It's about a robber who is too poor to even have a knife;

the generation gap: just getting used to his son's long hair, he shaved his head again;

Apple: Its most glorious moment was hitting Newton's head;

6. Never talk to a parrot

One evening, Cindy came home from work and cooked dinner as usual. However, she found that the sink drain pipe in the kitchen seemed to be blocked, so she called William, a water electrician, hoping that he could come and help repair it. William agreed at once, saying that he would visit Cindy's house tomorrow afternoon. As it was during Cindy's office hours, Cindy told him, "I'll put the key under the doormat and come in yourself." I have an Akita dog. It's very good. You don't have to worry. In addition, I have a parrot, which is a troublesome guy. No matter what it tells you when you come in. Remember! Never talk to a parrot. " Although William was full of doubts, he said yes.

The next afternoon, William arrived at Cindy's house on time, entered the door and began to repair the kitchen sink. The dog is very good. He didn't bark or bite him. The parrot kept talking and shouting at him. At first William remembered Cindy's advice and ignored it, but the parrot kept shouting. After a while, William finally couldn't stand it. He shouted at the parrot, "Shutup! You big stupid bird! " The parrot paused, and William thought his roar had some effect. Then, I only heard the parrot imitate Cindy's voice and say, "Doggy! Go bite him! " Then I just heard a scream from the kitchen.

VIII. Warning:

Money is not everything, and sometimes a credit card is needed;

Everyone should love animals, especially those cooked.

To save water, try to take a bath with your girlfriend;

Love your neighbor with your heart, but don't let her husband know;

behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two;

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.

Smart people are unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to be smart again;

success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives;

Don't wait until tomorrow to make an excuse, but do it today.

Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate;

children in the back seat will have accidents, and accidents in the back seat will give birth to children;

Your future depends on your dreams now, so go back to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

Hard work never killed anyone, but I won't prove it with myself.

Work is so interesting, especially watching others work;

God decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he left you room in choosing your friends.

two people are unstable, but three people are!

Clothing is like barbed wire, which prevents you from acting rashly but does not prevent you from enjoying it;

the more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know.

why did you study? !

1. Broken skull

Two prisoners are chatting in their cell. A asks B, "Are you married?"

b: "I was married twice, but both my wives died."

a: "how did you die?"

b: "the first wife ate poisonous mushrooms."

a: "what about the second one?"

b: "died of a broken head."

a: "that's terrible. what's going on?"

b: "she won't eat poisonous mushrooms."

1. Snakes, ants, spiders and centipedes are playing mahjong at home. After eight laps, the cigarette was finished. Let's discuss who to buy cigarettes. The snake said, I have no feet. I won't go. Let the ants go. The ant said: A spider has eight feet, which is more than mine. Let the spider go. Spider said: I can't beat the centipede with more feet. Let the centipede go. The centipede was helpless, thinking: No way, who let me have more feet? So the centipede went out to buy cigarettes? For more than an hour, the centipede didn't come back. Two hours later, the centipede didn't come back to buy cigarettes. So everyone let the spider go out to have a look. As soon as the spider went out, he saw the centipede sitting at the door. The spider was very angry and asked, Why don't you go? Everyone is waiting. The centipede was also anxious and said, nonsense! You have to wait for me to put on my shoes! !

there is a madhouse. One day, the dean wanted to see how many people got well. Let the nurse draw a gate on the wall. I saw all the patients crashing into the wall like crazy. The dean was disappointed. Suddenly he saw that only one patient was indifferent. The dean was very happy and ran to ask him, "Don't you want to go out with them? The patient replied, "These idiots, I have the key here! "

A warship was sailing at sea. On a certain night, a sailor suddenly noticed a little light in the distance. He immediately reported to the captain:" Tell the captain that a ship is heading for us not far away. If we don't change the course, we will hit it! Hearing this, the captain immediately called to "call call! This is the captain, please move your ship and channel to the east 1 degrees immediately! The other party returned: "Call call! Please move 1 degrees west! Captain: I'm a warship. Don't you dare ask me to move! "The other party immediately said," Take the exam! I'm a lighthouse. Why don't you hit it if you dare?

American soldiers received a reward order from Bush: if an Iraqi soldier is caught, he will get 1, dollars! So Michelle and Yuri began to search near Baghdad. After a few days' hard work, they were exhausted and fell asleep on the ground. When Michelle woke up, she found that they were surrounded by more than 5 armed Saddam Hussein and his guards. He quickly woke Yuri and shouted, "Get up, we're making a fortune! "

A: Is your talking parrot still alive? B: Oh, forget it. I didn't expect it to die after I kept it for a week. A: Did you die of illness? B: No, it competed with my wife until she died of exhaustion.

In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation, and on the platform, he rolled his sleeves and shouted loudly: Attention, students! I'm going to be deformed.

Let's stop here for the introduction of blind people to do credit cards.