A: Liar 1 (Chang Yuan) B: Liar 2 (Wang Ning) C: Aunt Li - policeman (Cai Ming) D: food delivery boy - boss (Guo Fengzhou)
(The phone rings)
A: Hello! This is China Commercial Bank! Your credit card shows that you spent 8,000 yuan in other places. Uh, you don't have a credit card? So what cards do you have? OK - yes - your bus card shows that you spent 8,000 yuan in other places. Uh-heh, I, I'm not a liar! Hello, hello?
B: Hahahahahaha - yes, yes, yes, I miss you too! Yes... you knew I was a liar and you still talked to me for so long? ! What character? (Hang up the phone)
A: Hey, listen to me, I'm in your daughter's hands... (covers mouth) No, it's your daughter in my hands! Hum, I'm not your son-in-law! (Reluctantly) I’ve never seen her! No, you have the final say? I hate arranged marriages the most! (Hang up the phone)
B: Okay! (Waving his hand) Stop fighting now. The old man is about to call, and this one is half a million! Have you contacted Tingting?
A: Not found...
B: Ah
A: The phone keeps turning off!
B: Tingting has always been responsible for trapping the old man, and she has a single line of contact with the old man. Where can I find a girl to take her place at this critical moment? !
C: (walked out with a broom) It’s time to get off work, go home! It’s time to get off work and go home...
(A stopped C)
A: Aunt Li.
C: Alas!
A: Have you met Tingting?
C: Tingting? It's the one who talks like a child, "Go to hell (with a childish voice)" Hehehehehehehehe I didn't see it! Hey hey hey - alas
(B turned his head suddenly)
B: It’s so similar, the voices are so similar! It’s just her, let Aunt Li take Tingting’s place! (B runs towards C)
A: She can’t do it, she’s just a sweeper...
C: What’s wrong with the sweeper? The person holding the broom may not be the cleaner, it may be Harry Potter! (Steps on the broom) My waist...
(B runs to C)
B: Aunt Li!
C: Alas!
B: I have something to do with you...
C: Have you paid your salary? !
B: Uh...salary is easy to talk about. Can you answer the phone for us?
C: Will I help you deceive people? Oh, that’s not possible! I can't fool anyone, I'm too soft-hearted! !
B: It’s easy to handle if you are soft-hearted.
(B ran over to pull A)
B: Aunt Li!
C: Ah
B: My brother is so miserable! He just found out that his son is not his biological son...
(A starts twitching)
B: (covers face) How miserable! (Squat down) My——
C: Hahahahahahahaha...
A: How can you still laugh? !
C: The liar was also deceived by the liar, hahahahahaha...
B: Aunt Li! You just don’t agree today, I, I...
(B wants to hit A with something)
A: Oh, no, no, no... Aunt Li, look!
C: Oh, oh, oh...
B: (holding the brick high) I, I... he will die for you! !
A, C: Huh?
C: No, no, no, no, no, no...
B: Do you agree? !
(B slapped something on A’s head)
C: Oops! Oops, ouch...
B: Do you agree or not
(B slapped A on the head again)
B: Do you agree or not
(B pressed A’s head on the table and slapped it twice)
B: Do you agree?
C: I agreed. I agreed when you hit him for the first time!
A: (sobbing) Why didn’t you tell me earlier? !
C: I’m afraid he’ll beat you to death!
A: You are afraid that he will not beat me to death! !
(A climbed out, picked up the piece, broke it open, and found it was a piece of bread)
B: Aunt Li, it will be easier if you agree. Please sit down!
C: Scared me to death...
B: Aunt Li...
(A pushed B away with a palm)
A: Brother, your slaps make me hungry. The boss said no outsiders are allowed to interfere with our work! !
C: Yes, I am an outsider. It’s time for outsiders to get off work!
(C stood up to leave)
B: No, this, how do you talk? Who is an outsider? Who is an outsider? How can Aunt Li be an outsider? Aunt Li is my wife! !
C: Eh...sigh
B: Uh--he's from within us! !
C: I almost lost my guarantee for the late holiday...
B: Who is the outsider? The boss is the outsider! ! We have never met the boss until now! ! !
A: That’s what I said...
B: Let’s eat it! Aunt Li! !
C: Oh, I won’t lie to you! !
B: It doesn’t matter if you don’t know how to lie, we will teach you! !
(The doorbell rings)
A: Oh, great, Tingting is here! ! (Open the door) Tingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingting...
(A delivery boy is standing outside)
D: Tingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingting...
B: Oh, stop, stop! Stop Tingtingtingting, give him the food! (Pointing to A)
D: Alas!
B: Aunt Li! See how we cheat!
D: Come on, take it, this is for both of you! ! This is for Tingting.
A: Why
D: There is no gutter oil in this box! !
A: Ground, waste oil?
D: Tingting doesn’t like gutter oil! !
A: So picky!
(A snatched the lunch box from D)
D: Alas
B: How much is it?
D: 30.
B: No zero, 100!
(B handed D 100 yuan)
D: OK! I'm looking for you... 70!
(D took out 70 from his pocket and gave it to B)
A: Oh, wait a minute, I have zero here, 30, right, give me the 100 Me! Here, 30! !
(A took away the 100 yuan that B gave to D, and gave D30)
D: 30 is just right! ! Tingtingtingtingting...
B: Oh, okay, stop Tingtingtingting! Go, go, go, go, go, go...
(B pushes D outward)
B: Aunt Li, I got the money, do you understand?
(A and B walked towards Aunt Li holding the money)
C: Got it, the food delivery guy is a fool! !
A: Just say no...
(B hit A)
B: Aunt Li, let’s practice in actual combat! Just find someone to cheat!
C: Huh?
B: Come on! Dial
(B hands the phone to C)
C: What number should I dial?
B: Any number will do!
C: Any number will do...
B: Yes! !
C: 1——1——0
(A hurriedly pressed the phone, and then A and B lay helplessly on the table)
A: This, this won’t work!
C: (pointing to B) Any number he wants is fine! !
B: Come again!
A: Well, let me dial a number for you, ah!
(A leaned over the phone and dialed a random number)
C: Hello, can I defraud you of some money?
(A and B lay helplessly on the table again)
C: He scolded me! !
B: You deserve it! ! !
A: I told you he couldn’t do it earlier! !
B: It’s okay, come again! !
(The doorbell rings)
B: Who is it?
D: The person who just delivered a lunch box! !
C: It’s broken, it’s broken, let him get it back! !
B: Just right! ! Lie again! ! !
C: Are you still lying to me?
B: Let’s cheat together this time! !
C: Oh, I can’t do that! !
A, B: Go, go, go, go...
C: I really can't do it...ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(A , B held C and dragged him to the door)
A, B: Don’t be afraid, Aunt Li, open the door! ! ! !
(A and B ran away)
C: Huh? How did I get here?
D: Open the door! ! !
C: Ahhhh, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes (C opens the door) Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...
D: Big Aunt!
C: Alas, alas, it’s not me! ! It's the two of them, them, him...
(C turned around and saw A and B sitting at the desk and immersed in work)
C: I said you little fool...
D: What
C: Little boy... where was the money just now...
D: The money calculation is wrong! ! !
C: Is that right? That...
D: Look!
C: Yeah!
D: Just now you gave me 100 yuan first, then 30 yuan, and finally 130 yuan, right?
C: That ...
D: So the 70 yuan I gave you in change means I received 60 yuan, right?
(C is a little confused)
D: This lunch box costs 30 yuan per piece, so I have to refund you 30 yuan!
(D took out 30 yuan from his pocket and put it in C’s hand)
C: You... oh, you... I said you are doing this math< /
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D: Ha, yes, my math scores have always been excellent! ! Goodbye, aunt! !
C: Yo... drink! !
(D flicked the ball on his hat and walked out)
C: No...is your brain filled with gutter oil?
(A and B walked towards C)
B: Great Aunt Li, you succeeded! !
A: Did she lie to you?
(The phone rang, A walked over to take a look)
A: Hey, boss’s phone number! ! !
B: Take it! Aunt Li...
(A pressed the hands-free button)
A: Hey! boss! !
D: Where is Tingting?
B: Alas, Tingting is here, Tingting is here, Tingting is here! (B said to C) Please, quickly learn how to speak like Tingting! !
C: (young voice) Boss—go to hell! ! ! !
(A and B covered their faces helplessly)
D: What? !
B: Boss, Tingting is joking with you! ! Hahaha...
A: This isn't funny either...
B: Why not?
A: (Impatiently) It's funny, it's funny! ! !
D: Shut up, both of you! ! Go to the other side! !
(A and B left in despair)
D: Tingting! !
C: (First speak in the original voice, then remember to use Tingting’s tone) Alas————————Alas...
D: You Want to sing? ! Is there anything you haven’t done yet?
(A and B make OK gestures to C)
C: It’s all done, except that Aunt Li’s salary has not been paid. ! ! (Childish tone)
(A and B covered their faces helplessly)
D: What salary are you asking for! Talk about work! !
C: Well, work? It’s time to change the mop in our company... (in a childish tone)
D: Yeah
C: There are only two hairs left, like a red-tasseled gun. (Tone is childish)
(B leans helplessly on A’s shoulder)
D: What’s so messy, what are the two of them doing
(C looks at A and B)
C: They are looking for someone... (Tone is immature)
D: Huh? !
(A and B separated immediately)
C: Uh... he, they are looking for someone to be deceived. (Childish tone)
D: Don’t look for it yet. We have been working on this game for more than a month. We must get the old man’s five hundred thousand! ! Be good, don't give me trouble! ! ! ! !
(The phone hangs up)
B: Great, Aunt Li! Even the boss was fooled! ! !
C: Oops, I’ve finished answering the phone and I have to get off work! !
B: No, Aunt Li, it’s not over yet! I'm answering the old man's call, not the boss! !
(B ran to stop C)
C: Oops, I have to get off work! !
(The phone rang, A looked at it)
A: Oh, the old man’s phone, the old man’s phone! !
(A gives the phone to C)
A, B: Please, Aunt Li, answer it quickly, answer it quickly! !
C: I’m so annoyed! !
(C picks up the phone)
C: Hello? (Tone is childish)
(A hands a piece of paper to C)
A: Follow the script.
C: (The voice was childish at first, and then slowly changed back to the original voice due to lack of energy) Uncle Zhang, I am Tingting. You are at the bank. I have some good news for you. The interest rate of this fund has been increased again. If you buy half a million this month, you can get one million next month... There is no punctuation mark here! !
B: Come on! !
(C picks up the phone)
C: Hello, what did you say? Half a million is too much? (Childish tone)
B: It’s okay to buy less!
C: Our manager said, you can buy less! Just buy it... for four yuan! (Childish tone)
(A and B cover their faces helplessly)
C: What, you still need to buy more. ? What card number? (Childish tone)
(A hands the card number to C)
C: Oh, remember the card number, it is 123456789876543210! What, five hundred thousand is your life savings, all of which have been paid over? OK! (Tone is childish)
(C hangs up the phone)
A, B: Yeah - yeah - grateful heart, thank Aunt Li, thank the old man, give me five hundred thousand Go to Kali... (singing)
(B sits in front of the computer to check the account)
A: Thank you Aunt Li... (singing)
(A Hold C’s hand)
B: Wait a minute! Don't thank me yet. Why hasn't the money arrived?
C: It’s broken, it was transferred to my card.
(A immediately let go of C’s hand)
B: Ah
C: Why is this card number so familiar? Hehehehehe——
A: Aunt Li, where are you stuck?
B: Aunt Li...
C: I have to find it! !
A, B: Aunt Li, look for her quickly! ! !
C: Why can’t I remember?
A: Aunt Li, you have tricked us to death! Aunt Li! ! !
(D opened the door and came in)
D: Brother! Big Brother
B: No, why are you causing trouble at this time? Get out, get out, get out! ! ! !
D: We still have to settle the score! !
B: Didn’t I just cheat you out of dozens of dollars? Here you go, go, go, go, go! ! !
(B returned the defrauded money to D)
D: Well, it’s not even close...
B: How much is the difference?
D: Five hundred thousand.
A: How much? !
D: Five hundred thousand! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
A: You liar, how dare you lie to us? !
(A raised his lunch box to hit D)
D: Be good, don’t give me any trouble! !
(D took off his coat and hat, A and B looked at D in confusion)
A, B: Boss?
D: (walks to A and B): What’s wrong? Do you two really think I'm just a food delivery guy? !
(D hit A hard with the lunch box)
D: Ah, you think I didn’t take precautions! ! !
(D hit A hard on the head with the lunch box again)
D: Let me tell you both, the transactions you make are all under my supervision.
(D detours around B, B squats down quietly, D wants to hit B with the lunch box, but hits A again)
D: Do you know? !
A: How...I——(A started sobbing again)
D: Where is the money? !
B: Boss, good news, I got the money.
D: Got it - who got it?
B: Aunt Li got it.
D: Aunt Li? ! Where are people? ! ? !
B: Aunt Li...
D: Where is the person? ! ? ! ? !
A, B: Aunt Li——Aunt Li——Li...ah——————————————
(C is wearing a police uniform Walked out)
C: Who is looking for me? !
A, B: (pointing to D) He is looking for you...
C: Nice to meet you, boss——
D: Aunt Li, I didn’t expect that ah! ! You hide it deep enough! ! !
C: Huh, I’ve been sweeping the floor for a month and finally got you out! ! ! ! ! !
D: I’m afraid you can’t sweep it! ! ! ! You are 1 person, we are 4! ! ! !
(A and B ran over, and B took off one of D’s fingers)
B: Boss, there are three...
A: Again Wrong calculation...
D: Where is Tingting? !? ! ? !
C: I was locked in the underground garage by Aunt Li! ! (Childish tone)
B: So similar! ! !
D: You, you—come on! ! ! ! ! ! !
A, B: Yeah! ! ! ! !
(A, B, C, and D run towards each other at the same time)
(Suddenly, music sounds)
(C and D slowly circle around After walking around for a while, C reached out and slapped D twice)
(C hit D on the head with his fist, and almost kicked D with another kick)
(A, B reached out and caught D)
(C sat leisurely on the chair)
(D ordered A and B to attack again)
(C Stand up, hit D in the stomach with his knee, throw him onto the chair, and then kick the chair away)
(A and B took an attack posture. Suddenly A kneeled down to C (Down)
C: Huh?
(C wanted to reach out to pull A, but A lay down on his own.)
(B and C had a scuffle, and then they performed a difficult dance move)
(C put his elbow in front of B’s face and hit him quickly)
(A picked up the phone and wanted to sneak attack C, but was seen by C. A picked up the receiver)
A: Hello
(C knocked down A with another punch, squatted down to tie his shoelaces)
(B rolled forward, trying to trip C, C stepped on B's ankle, "click")
B: Ouch————————
(D picked up the chair and wanted to smash it C, but was scratched by C and had to let go of the chair)
(C stamped his foot and shouted, knocking A, B, and D all to the ground, and they struggled to get up)
C: Be good and don’t cause trouble for the common people! !
(C picked up the walkie-talkie)
C: Close the network! ! ! !
(A, B, D fainted)