I sit inside the counter, and the customers sit outside the counter. This is my job...

Me: "Sir, I can now open an online bank for you for free."

Customer: "Thank you, no, I don't have Internet access at home."

Me: "In the future, you can pay water, electricity and gas bills at home, and you can also buy something online and transfer it to others. Account."

Customer: "I don't have Internet access at home, so I won't do it."

Me: "Sir, I can open a phone bank for you for free now, and I can make phone calls in the future. Transfer."

Customer: "I don't have to do anything, just give me 5,000 yuan."

Me: "Sir, do you have a formal job?"< /p>

Customer: "Yes, how come."

Me: "That's great, you can apply for a credit card from our bank for free, and you can use the card for overdraft."< /p>

Customer: "I'm not overdrafted."

Me: "Not overdrafted? Oh, that's great, sir. If you're not overdrafted, you must have a lot of savings. You can take a look. If your assets reach 50,000 or 500,000 yuan, I can immediately apply for one of our gold cards or golden sunflower cards for free. In the future, you can use the VIP channel to take a bus to the North Railway Station or fly to the airport. It’s a great honor. "

Customer: "I don't have that much money."

Me: "Why?"

Customer: "No. No, why don't you give me money? I'll do it."

Me: "I'm sorry, I can't give it to you, but if you buy a new fund issued by our bank, maybe. Soon there will be 50,000 or even 500,000. Our fund has stable income and low risk, which is very suitable for promising young people like you who have investment awareness."

Customer: "Brother. , why are you so moji, I just want to withdraw 5,000 yuan."

Me: "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, what is the purpose of withdrawing 5,000 yuan?"

Customer: "It's none of your business if I withdraw money, just give it to me."

Me: "No sir, you misunderstood. In fact, our bank is launching a brand-name product It is a product called fund fixed investment. If you have no special use for your 5,000 yuan, you can purchase our fund as a lump sum. Even if you invest 500 yuan every month, you will become a millionaire in 20 years. At that time, you can join our private banking team and experience the joyful life of private banking."

Customer: "Brother, I'm going crazy, please find your president."

Me: "What's wrong, sir, have you forgotten your password?"

Customer: "I want to complain to you."

Me: "Oh, if you want to complain, just call Just call 95566. Follow the voice prompts and the process will be smooth. By the way, you can also experience the fast service of our phone banking.”

Customer: “I’m going to be pissed off.”

Me: "That's just right. Our bank is now selling an insurance product together with Sino Life Insurance. It not only has powerful protection functions, but also has financial management benefits. If you really encounter misfortune, then your The family can receive a huge compensation of 200,000 yuan. You can rest assured that the bank’s review of insurance products is very strict to ensure that your personal interests are not violated.”

Customer: “Haha, hahahaha.”

Me: "What's wrong, sir, are you interested in the insurance business? Or you are very satisfied with my service."

Customer: "The businesses you just mentioned , you need an ID card.”

Me: “Yes, sir.”

Customer: “Hahaha, I didn’t bring my ID card, let’s see what you can do to me. Let’s go.”

Me: “In the past two minutes, you have already had a preliminary understanding of our Bank of China’s retail business. Next time, next time you bring your ID card, you must Please review my introduction just now. I hope you will pay attention to my introduction. I hope you will become our loyal customer. I hope that with the help of Bank of China, you will have good fortune and a prosperous career! Sir, here is the 5,000 yuan you want to withdraw! , please take it and go slowly. "

Me: "Hello, next gentleman, now we can open an online bank for you for free..."