◆I have not been in the world for a long time, but there are always legends about me in the world

◆You are not allowed to ask me again: How have you been recently?

◆ Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

◆No one has made cowhide look so fresh and refined for a long time!

◆ Think about the salary comparison, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

◆To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to tell a story

◆My wife said she wanted to see lightning, so I used a kitchen knife to cut the wires.

◆Lao Tzu said: You can sleep well, but sleep well.

◆You even believe the advertisements, you will be fooled by reading!

◆Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

◆I would rather fight with a sensible person than say a word to sb.

◆No problem that money can solve is a problem.

◆Put your head on the decision, pat your chest on your promise, pat your butt and leave.

◆Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

◆The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

◆When I take off my clothes, I am a beast; when I put on clothes, I am a beast!

◆Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

◆Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to school

◆I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

◆We are walking too fast, and our souls can’t keep up

◆I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late

◆I’m a little short-sighted, But there is no shortage; I have a good temper but not without it!

◆Flowers often belong not to the people admiring the flowers, but to cow dung.

◆The most inextricable thing in the world is love, besides teeth.

◆Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

◆Everyone who walks in a brothel is young, Please use Huiren Shenbao.

◆You can’t get along with others just by being polite!

◆People are afraid of being famous as pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

◆People are not smart, yet they imitate others’ baldness!

◆Life is all about being born and living

◆Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

◆Although I believe in eachother, I may not believe you.

◆How can I have the strength to lose weight if I don’t eat enough? 2020 Classic Quotes

1. The person whose behavior is the most ridiculous is always the first to say bad things about others. ("Hypocrite")

2. At this time, a spiritual emotion emerged spontaneously, thinking that life is composed of sobs and smiles, and sobs accounted for most of them. ("Selected Short Stories of O. Henry")

3. History loves heroic and heroic deeds, and at the same time condemns the consequences of such deeds. ("Mysterious Island")

4. For the entire second half of the day, people let Ball Suif think. However, I had always called her "Madam", but now I simply call her "Miss". No one knows why. It seems that she has climbed to a certain status in the evaluation before, but now, everyone Do you want to drag her down from that status and make her understand that her status is still low? ("Selected Short Stories by Maupassant")

5. If winter comes, can spring be far behind? ("Selected Poems of Shelley")

6. I understand, I have found the answer to existence, the answer to my nausea, the answer to my entire life. In fact, everything I understand can be attributed to the fundamental thing of absurdity. ("Nausea")

7. There are some happy people in the world who turn their pain into the happiness of others. They bury their hopes in the world with tears, but it turns into He planted seeds and grew flowers and balm to heal the wounds of the lonely and miserable. ("Uncle Tom's Cabin")

8. Be Gregor.

When Samsa awoke from a restless dream, she found him transformed in her bed into a giant flea. ("Metamorphosis")

9. When reality folds over and sticks tightly to our long-term dreams, it covers the dream and blends with it, like two identical figures overlapping. Become one. ("Reminiscences of Lost Time")

10. The most heartbreaking thing between people is that you suffer annoyance and harm in a place where you think you deserve goodwill and friendship. ("The Legend of Giants")

11. Now you must pay special attention to what I am saying: the person who exists in other people's hearts is that person's soul. This is you, the thing that your consciousness relies on to breathe, nourish and even be intoxicated throughout your life. This is your soul, your immortality and your life that exists in others. ("Doctor Zhivago")

12. Virtue is like a famous incense. Its fragrance becomes stronger after being burned or squeezed. Luck can best reveal bad virtues, while misfortune can best reveal virtues. ("Collected Works of Bacon's Essays")

13. Dear Agnes, I went abroad to love you. I stayed abroad. To love you, I returned home also to love you! ("David Copperfield")

14. Force often makes people in love become more determined, but it never makes them change their minds. ("Conspiracy and Love")

15. In the common sense of all things, love cannot be changed or blocked, because by nature, love will only die on its own, and no strategy can make it reverse. ("The Decameron")

16. As long as you are a swan egg, it doesn't matter if you were born in a chicken farm. ("Andersen's Fairy Tales")

17. As far as speculation is concerned, the value of sophistication is always incomparable. ("Dead Souls")

18. Anyone can make a mistake. The more you think about something, the more likely you are to make a mistake. ("The Adventures of Good Soldier Schweik")

19. We experience everything that suddenly comes to us in life, unprepared, just like actors entering the first rehearsal. What is the value of life if the first rehearsal in life is life itself? ("The Unbearable Lightness of Being")

20. He discovered a great law of human behavior that he did not know yet - that is, in order to make an adult or child want to do something extremely Just try to make it difficult to get the thing. ("The Adventures of Tom Sawyer")

21. Loving someone is easier than waiting for someone. Waiting for someone is more meaningful than loving someone. If you choose to love yourself, it is just because you are so Vulnerable. When I fell in love with you, I was no longer me; when I lost you, I promised to forget you together, but I forgot to tell myself!

22. Don’t be reluctant to say that beautiful vow just because it might change. Don’t be reluctant to pursue a heart-to-heart encounter just because you might be separated. Some of them will always stay.

23. If everything stops here, there is nothing wrong with it, at least you will be back to your original self.

24. Every day you will pass by many people, and that person may become your friend or confidant. So I never give up any opportunity to have friction with others. Sometimes I will get a bloody head, but it doesn’t matter, just be happy.

25. People are like this. If they are too close, they cannot breathe. If they are too far apart, the relationship will be broken.

26. For pain, if the person involved does not mention it, then it is best to let him stay where he was. It's like a wound. If it heals and you see the mark, bump it instead of touching it. Bumping it may bleed, and stroking is often a reminder.

27. Don’t burn yourself like a fire because of alas, don’t throw yourself alone for love, and don’t love so hard and overdraw your own strength. If the alas is too grand, some people may not be able to bear it, but are willing to cherish it. Those people are the ones we don’t want.

28. If you can’t change, try to accept it. I can only believe that everything now is God's best arrangement for me.

29. When a person starts to remember, he is already old.

30. Lonely people are shameful. Life blooms like flowers, and we cannot let ourselves wither.

31. When it comes to the beginning of anything, it is inevitable to think of the ending. We cannot avoid it, and in the end we have to hit it head-on, and the pain is unbearable.

32. Maybe some people have passed by, but I never think they are old. Maybe some sentences are old, but I never feel they are far away from me. I think maybe some topics related to faith are old. It's far away from us, but I don't want to give up since I am persistent.

33. When a moth flies into the flame, it is actually enduring a momentary and permanent torture.

34. Because of experience, we grow. Although we cannot rediscover the time when green grass is like flowers, we will no longer be sad, but will cherish happiness and perfection more in the years to come.

35. We can only imagine when we experience it, and we can be moved when we imagine it, but we cannot go any further.

36. No one wants to get hurt, but they can’t help but avoid it. One day, you may discover that it is the scarred years that really make us grow up.

37. I didn’t know that the streets, scenery and time that a person walks on would lose their meaning.

38. When braised eggplant and vinegar potato fall in love, neither of them will be assimilated to each other. The earwax tolerates and fuses with each other. The braised eggplant will become vinegar eggplant, and the vinegar potato will become Braised potatoes.

39. The so-called ending can only be determined when a person is about to die. This is true of life, and so is love. Therefore, no matter what the outcome is, try to be kind to yourself. The so-called ending can only be determined when a person is about to die. This is true of life, and so is love. So, no matter what the outcome is, try to be better to yourself

40. When searching for past memories, I unexpectedly found some sad things and some happy things. Which sad feeling can I still remember now? , but the feeling of happiness has long been forgotten, I only remember that I was happy at that time. 2020 Classic Funny Quotations

Li Yunlong in "Bright Sword"

Li Yunlong: "Even if two ants on the ground fight, they will separate the male and the female."

Li Yunlong: "If you are unlucky, your farts will hit your heels. What kind of bullshit is it to be the director of a quilt factory? Isn't that what a man does? Isn't this forcing Zhang Fei to embroider? You, old man, just wait. One day you will get it If you see a quilt where two mandarin ducks are playing in the water, that’s what we Lao Li embroidered.”

Li Yunlong: “There are so many soldiers in the same nest, and our independent regiment has nothing to eat, it’s just the fucking political commissar. Bear."

Li Yunlong: "If the news spreads about a female gun, I want a male one."

Li Yunlong: "Don't you look like a boss? He looked up at the sky with his buttocks turned, and he had no eyesight!"

"The Deer and the Cauldron" Wei Xiaobao

Xiaobao: (pointing to several assassins from Prince Mu's Palace on the ground) "These assassins ran into my room. Come on, I'll kill you with a few knives."

Xiaobao: "It's hard to chase a horse? It turns out to be a horse that's hard to catch. I really don't understand what kind of horse it is. (I saw it running so fast.) Liu Yizhou looked at him strangely and said seriously) "It's okay, it's okay."

Xiaobao: "I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I sprayed your face, I'm sorry." < /p>

Xiaobao: "No, no, no, you must have broken my eyeballs. I see something is wrong with you now. Why is it that you have a human body and a pig's body?" My head!"

Xiaobao: "A man can speak his mind instantly, and it is hard to chase any horse!"

"The Secret Detective of Lingling Dog" Lingling Tiger

Ling Linghu: "The invincible lollipop that can beat even your mother even recognizes you."

Ling Linghu: "Warm in winter and cool in summer, special price soft hedgehog armor that is invulnerable.

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Ling Linghu: "Wow, you run so fast, you thought you were Usain Bolt from Jamaica! "

Ling Linghu: "The duty of our Ouchi agents is to fall in love, not to pick up princesses, not to protect the emperor and investigate traitors. How can we harbor assassins here! "

"Battlefield Romance" Zhang Erniu

Zhang Erniu: "Wherever you go with a gun in your hand, don't you walk sideways? "

Zhang Erniu: "Do you think I will let anyone wipe my butt? "

Zhang Erniu: "This is strange. People who study are called students, people who beg for food are called huazi, people who work outside are called wanderers, those who cook are called cooks, and those who act are not called cooks. What's the actor's name? ”

Zhang Erniu: “There is something wrong with you all over your body, and all the beads of sweat you produce are bad water.” "

Zhang Erniu: "I only have a chair for one person in my heart, and there is no place for you. "

Zhang Erniu: "The relationship between the two of us is that we can't live without the weight, and the old man can't live without his wife. "

Zhang Erniu: "Don't scream, don't be petty, hold your breath steady and hold the knife in your crotch so we don't panic. "

Zhang Erniu: "Don't Zhang Fei wear glasses and act prudish for me. "

Zhang Erniu: "Is that statement of yours true? Is that statement of yours false? Could it be that you are also following my life as a drama? "

Zhang Erniu: "Isn't there a sentence? Opponents are throwing pots and pans, which is the best news. "

Zhang Erniu: "That's different. If the chief did this, it would be an anecdote, but if I did it, it would be a scandal. "

Zhang Erniu: "I will make a rule. Whoever plays the bad guy from now on will be good. "

"If You Are the One" Qin Fen

Qin Fen: "What's wrong with me just looking for a fairy daughter? Can't I change the genes of our descendants of the old Qin family? If you have to find something ugly and think about escaping from prison every day, will you feel comfortable? "

Qin Fen: "As for marrying a wife and having children, I'd better be self-reliant and not accept foreign aid! "

Qin Fen: "Rich husbands like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise will not come to seek your hand in marriage. Of course, I don't dream of Notting Hill either. If you were really a fairy, I wouldn't be able to catch you. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial and I'd be blown away at just one glance. ”

Qin Fen: “OpEN character, half-to-half personality, not an honest person, but naturally timid. I can’t kill people even if it’s not against the law. I’m so unreasonable that my conscience is tortured. I’m hit. You are destined to be a bad guy even if you want to be bad. Generally speaking, it basically belongs to the category that is beneficial and harmless to people and society. ” Collection of classic quotations in 2020

1. The Chinese people’s fatal weakness is that they take winning and losing too seriously, and it is precisely this weakness that has been accumulated for hundreds of years and exploded into unparalleled advantages.

2. Many people don’t know whether it’s because they have no way to vent their emotions or because they are psychologically damaged. They don’t read history and write history, and they don’t know how to write about others. They don’t know that they have to stand on the top of the world and look down at the common people. It’s so cold from a high place! < /p>

3. Li Ao has a good memory, but he can think of comparing the current reality with the past history. It’s as if he was born in the wrong place, and he would be the leader instead. China, he will not take a step back. It is a pity that no one appreciates him, and it is a pity that he is about to be buried.

4. Human nature is difficult to grasp, otherwise why are there so few great people? It is the top secret of successful people. If you don’t believe it, think about it. No one tells the truth about it, especially foreigners...

5. Any kind of science serves people. As long as it can serve people, and To make it powerful, you have to examine the text. You are a bit ignorant!

6. Regarding whether there is a scientific issue in China, there has been no result for hundreds of years. There is a scientific issue. Why do countries exist less long than countries without science? This should be a question for discussion.

7. One thing is very strange. The strength of American companies is due to scientific management, and the strength of Chinese companies is the original sin. But why are all the foreign companies that have major scandals been scientifically managed? The disappearance of Barings Bank, isn’t it? ?

8. There is a truth that middle school students understand, that is, no matter whether this method is correct or not, try it first to see if it is wrong, correct it and implement it well, but a group of accomplished people are noisy like crows. , it’s no wonder that books are burned and Confucians are harassed.

9. Could it be that there are many people, few resources, and fierce competition lead to fighting among each other? In the former Soviet Union, a country was wiped out due to internal fighting. Isn’t the people’s struggle an expression of upward competition?

10. Nowadays, more and more people are studying Chairman Mao’s works. The reason is that the old man can put together a bunch of poor people, educated people, people with different levels of wealth and wealth, etc. Together, the small one fights the big one, the weak defeats the strong.

11. The biggest fatal point of a literati is that he talks about one thing after another, and asks him to come up with a policy for governing the country, but it makes no sense. A smart literati specializes in writing about sex and making love, and only has some knives. People who are worried about their country don’t know what they are worried about...

12. If people once have two extremes, either life or death, a nation or a country will soon perish. According to a certain Some theories say that this is an optimized combination of enhanced human beings. I wonder what will happen if he dies first...

13. People always need to have an overall understanding of things as a whole, no matter everything, and then Only then can you recognize a certain part of the local area and make a judgment. Based on this, characteristics for judging a person or an object emerge.

14. Struggle comes from revolution and counter-revolution. Revolutionaries and counter-revolutionaries all fight and fight based on the orientation of interests to change their own destiny. What do they gain from fighting with others? What do you gain by fighting yourself? Only when it is clear what is gained, the revolution will begin to struggle, and now mankind has entered an era of revolution and struggle.