Introduction: The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes. The following is a collection of classic quotations that are both funny and reasonable that I have carefully compiled for you. You are welcome to refer to them! Classic quotations that are both funny and reasonable

1. People are afraid of being famous as pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

2. You tell me, if you don’t have a diploma, you’ll want to be ugly, if you’re not smart, you’ll be bald!

3. You can’t get along with people just by being polite.

4. There may be several women in the world who don’t eat, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous.

5. People are not smart, so they still imitate others’ baldness!

6. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

7. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

8. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor the distance between us, but the fact that I am standing in front of you, but you don’t know that I love you.

9. I love you, and for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything-including you

10. The child in the back seat will have an accident. A child will be born unexpectedly.

11. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

12. Those who only know how to be strong will inevitably be broken; those who only know how to be soft will be cowards in the end.

13. In a few decades, we will meet and say goodbye Go to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, you have a pile, I have a pile, no one knows each other, and they are all sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

14. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am. If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible!

　15. Love our neighbors. But don't get caught up in them.

16. Whoever does not die since ancient times will be your turn next.

17. You, you, you, you, if you force me again, I will feed you Sanlu.

18. If you want to eat shredded squid or cuttlefish, give me some shredded mermaid.

19. There is a kind of love called letting go. After letting go, please leave quickly.

20. Do what you want to do, and for anything else, let the pigs talk nonsense. Reasonable and humorous sentences

1. Think about it, kindergarten is still easy to mess up.

2. After searching for her for thousands of times, I suddenly looked back and found that person at the marriage registration office.

3. One cannot take money into the grave. But money can take you to your grave.

4. Today’s society is all fake! Only liars are real!

5. Others open Q7, we open QQ

6. Female college Eighteen changes, more and more casual.

7. Rich people eventually get married, while poor people suffer throughout their lives.

8. Holding a kitchen knife in hand and cutting the wires, sparks and lightning will appear along the way.

9. My strengths: courage to admit my mistakes; weaknesses: determined not to change.

10. "Insurance" means: to ensure that you are in danger, so you cannot buy insurance casually.

11. Reality has raped the past, and the evil left behind is called memories

12. Others have backgrounds, but I only have my back.

13. The alarm clock only wakes up my body, but cannot wake up my sleeping heart.

14. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t pulled a honey trap yet!

15. Since I got mentally ill, I have become more energetic! The most reasonable classic humorous sentences

1. If you can’t capture a man’s heart, don’t blame him for being fickle!

2. The man who eats from the bowl and looks at the pot is the real man!

3. Without the existence of a mistress, who will witness your shameless happiness?

4. In this evil new society, why don’t you have an arranged marriage?

5. One person is happiness, two people are life, three people are life and death...

6. Men’s hands are not used for washing clothes, but for hugging. Women's!

7. If you don't like others, it's because you don't have enough self-cultivation.

8. Heroes are inherently "sexual" and men are inherently "sexual", so men who are not good at lust are not real men.

9. Others have a background, but I only have a back view.

10. I am flat-chested and proud of myself, and I save fabric for the country.

11. Those who always say that others are pretending, you are not even pretending.

12. If you want to know what a person lacks in his heart, look at nothing else but what he shows off. If you want to know why a person has low self-esteem, look at nothing else but what he is covering up.

13. State affairs, family affairs, and world affairs are none of my business! I am silent to the sound of wind, rain, and reading!

14. Men can be romantic but not obscene, and women can be romantic but cannot have sex.

15. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on my body and become the Great Wall.