The first time a buddy drank was at a classmate's wedding, and everyone joined in the fun, arguing for wine and making trouble. As a result, my buddy showed signs and drank everyone else down. Finally, he was carried out. ...
When I get home, let my dad beat me up and scold me again. Kicked from the house to the outside, kicked around and fell black and blue ... The buddy didn't say anything, and he still drank secretly in the future.
On the first New Year's Day after my buddy went to work, I made a bet at work and drank four or five Jin of white wine. I don't know how many bottles of beer. Then the stomach bleeding was taken to the hospital and recovered after half a month.
That time, his father tied him to a tree, and the tree policeman soaked him in cold water and gave him a good beating. "Still drink not to drink? Still drinking? Have face? Change or not ... "
The whole street came to watch the excitement. The mother cried and howled to protect her son and was scolded by her father. "No matter now, I'm going to drink like his grandfather ..." Later, the elder brothers were silent and bowed their heads. My mother tried her best to protect me, but my father didn't resist!
That time, my buddy slept for two days and two nights, and he was black and blue. Mother almost plays with her father. "If something happens to my son, I don't want such desperate efforts!" "... after that, my dad stopped caring, and my buddy started his drinking career!
My buddy has a baby. They are very close. Send a child to resell the house, in order to make money from demolition, deliberately buy a cheap, shabby and even murdered house with a little evil.
One year, I bought a bungalow somewhere in the suburbs. The original owner of the bungalow had an affair, and then strangled the hostess to create the illusion of hanging ... After the case was closed, the family members disposed of the house at a low price.
My buddy's kid bought a house and had to turn over the roof to decorate the interior (he can get more compensation for the demolition), so he needed to live for a while. But every night, I will be very scared, always feel gloomy, and I will hear inexplicable voices.
One night I slept until midnight, got up to drink water and found that the cup was empty. Then I poured a cup and hung it there. When I got up to drink, the cup was still empty. After pondering for a long time, I didn't find any flaws, so I began to be nervous, and then I let my buddies accompany me.
The buddy prepared a table and drinks, and both of them had a drink. When I woke up, I found my buddy there, talking to himself while drinking, and I couldn't hear what he was saying clearly. I only saw the mess of food and wine, and the plates and bowls were at the bottom.
The child asked a few words with trepidation, and the buddy smiled and said, "Nothing, I met an alcoholic and talked over a drink. Make a friend and you will come to the underworld to have a care! " ……
Later, when asked, the original male owner of this house was also delicious. Explain that the buddy really had a drink with the "ghost", and that's where the nickname "alcoholic" came from!
After the elder brothers got married, the relationship between husband and wife was still good. The wife is beautiful and virtuous, and she is extremely tolerant of her buddies.
Once, my buddy came back from drinking, and it was already midnight. Afraid of disturbing pregnant daughter-in-law, quietly lying on the sofa in the living room to sleep. Later, the daughter-in-law found out and covered him with a quilt. He was probably having a nightmare, so he stretched out his hand and slapped his daughter-in-law, who tripped when she hid, leading to miscarriage. ...
The elder brothers regretted it and drowned their sorrows in wine. Daughter-in-law's gentle persuasion was useless, and finally forced her daughter-in-law to divorce, or she would drink herself to death ... Then she gave all her savings to her daughter-in-law, who had to leave in tears!
His parents called him stupid and said that no one would want to marry him again. He really didn't marry again, so he spent the rest of his life drinking!
Later, with the growth of wine age, my buddy added two more questions. First, I like to give things to people, or promise to help people, and cash them when I wake up, no matter how difficult it is. Second, I like to be close to beautiful women, but I will never be responsible after waking up, and I will always take the principle of not knowing or remembering. No matter what the consequences are, I won't admit what I did.
Once at a company dinner, a new colleague saw Guan Gong's pendant hanging around his buddy's neck (this buddy likes jade and has hundreds of pieces of jade on him), so he easily praised a few words. The elder brothers are so excited that they have to take off Guan Gong and give it to others!
That colleague was embarrassed to ask for it because his brother spent more than two thousand yuan on it. But when the buddy pestered others' hands and refused to be polite when going back and forth, "Guan Gong" fell to the ground and cracked ... This made that colleague particularly embarrassed and never dared to drink with him at close range again!
When a buddy drinks clean and jerk, occasionally sitting next to a beautiful woman will also make him feel excited.
Once I attended a friend's party and sat next to a strange beauty. The two chatted while drinking, and they had a lot in common. The most important beauty would drink. After the break, my buddy took the initiative to send the beautiful woman home, and as a result, he made the so-called mistake that all men in the world would make. ...
But then the beauty asked her buddy out again, and the buddy hid. So, the beauty found a friend to complain. When a friend asks, the elder brother plays dumb. "I don't know, I drank too much, really, I don't remember anything!"
"Can you forget by sleeping on others?"
"I really forgot, I drank too much, I broke the film, and I don't remember anything!" ..... In fact, this kind of thing may happen more than once or twice, so everyone says that buddies are too thieves. ...
My buddy was later laid off, made some money in business and opened an antique shop himself. But there are wine bottles, dishes in the room and a table outside the door, and drinking is the main thing every day.
There are often three or five people gathered in his shop to drink for half a day. Sometimes it can make a big business, but more often it is a trick to fool money, and occasionally it will lose a few dollars. A kind-hearted man told him, "Ignore that XXX, he steals from you and rubs your wine ..."
Buddies always say with a smile: "Forget it, stealing two is not worth a few dollars, let's drink it as a wine!" " "
Later, my buddy got a heart attack and had a stent operation. He didn't stop drinking and took medicine while drinking! But before long, he suddenly went to find his ex-wife. The ex-wife remarried after divorce and gave birth to a daughter. After her husband died, she never remarried.
Dude, somehow, he's going to remarry his ex-wife. When the ex-wife refused, the buddy began to cheat and "entangled" every day. Still forced by death, "if you don't remarry with me, I'll drink to death." Anyway, I also support it! "
His ex-wife sympathized with him and had to agree to his request. So the buddy gave the shop to his daughter-in-law and went to drink wholeheartedly!
Two years later, my buddy died of a heart attack. It is said that all the indexes of the physical examination on the first day were normal. He was so happy that he went to the class reunion the next day and drank two cups in a row. He was fine when he went home to sleep. The next day, his wife went to the morning market to buy food. By the time he came back, he had fallen to the ground and stopped breathing!
Daughter-in-law said that the medicine and mobile phone were all around him, within reach. But it seems that he is useless, and he doesn't know if he is too late or doesn't want to use it ... so he cried for several days and regretted ignoring him for drinking. In fact, everyone knows that she can't control him at all!
Therefore, people say that buddy is a wonderful, affectionate and upright "alcoholic"!
A colleague drinks when his hands are shaking every day, and it is uncomfortable not to drink. We think he must be dependent on alcohol. He keeps smoking, drinking and bragging. At first, everyone advised him, but later he was too lazy to take care of it. It's just that the wine bureau basically doesn't dare to call him, and even if it meets him, it won't drink with him, for fear of being accused of something.
The level of drinking is not too much, but a kind of "realm". When I was a child, everyone was poor. I have a neighbor who has no money to buy snacks and drinks, so he took a rusty nail, licked a nail and took a sip of wine. Look at that look. It was really enjoyable.
I went to the hospital and everyone was stealing drinks. Finally, my wife and children woke up without drinking anything and finally left.