Lines from the second episode of ipartment.
Lv Ziqiao: Zhang Wei, your growth history is really difficult. It's not easy to come out alone. Come on, let me propose a toast to you. Zhang Wei: Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately, I envy talented people. Ceng Xiaoxian: Did you meet a reliable opportunity after graduation? Zhang Wei: Yes, the opportunity fell on me, but I flashed Ceng Xiaoxian: You can do it. Zhang Wei: I am an intern in a law firm, preparing for the judicial examination in the second half of the year. As long as I get a license, I can become a formal lawyer and my life will be improved. Ceng Xiaoxian: What did you do as an intern, a paralegal? Zhang Wei: Almost. I'm in the IT department. Ceng Xiaoxian: Yo, I didn't realize you knew it. Why on earth? Zhang Wei: engraving. Hu Yifei: Hey ... again, who wants to move in and share the rent with me? I can protect you. Ceng Xiaoxian: Well, we are in Lv Ziqiao: We think living with mice is actually different ... Charm Zhang Wei: Yes, everyone in the world should be treated equally. Since you don't want to move in, neither do I. I will continue to recruit new roommates, but ... I made an appointment with this Zhang Wei last night to make a good impression on my new roommate. What is this? Hu Yifei: Management package. Lv Ziqiao: A basket? Yesterday, the plan released by Obama in the White House was also called Hu Yifei: the package means a series of meanings, including when you have to turn off the lights, when you get up, when outsiders are forbidden to visit, how much decibel the noise exceeds, and the punishment method after violating it. In addition, the details of each of you weekly public welfare cleaning are stipulated. Lv Ziqiao: Huh? Zhang Wei: What is this? Hu Yifei: Well, if you need to kill rats next time, I can provide professional services. Of course it's not free. Ceng Xiaoxian: Isn't this protection money? Hu Yifei: You don't have to pay, but next time you meet a mouse, don't be afraid and don't call ... Mom Lv Ziqiao: It's not fair. Everything is aimed at us. Ipartment is not a constitutional monarchy. Hu Yifei: Ha ha ha ha, the monarch is far from it, but it's almost the same. I'm involved in protecting you, and of course I'm in charge of managing Zhang Qian: We'll protect our Hu Yifei: You, others, fight Lu Bu in three English, and you three losers can't even beat a mouse. Listen, only the creature standing at the top of the food chain can decide the rules of the game, and I am this person because I am not afraid of anything! Zhang Wei: I am not afraid of anything. Exactly. Ceng Xiaoxian: What's the big deal? No matter how arrogant I am, I'm just a woman. Lv Ziqiao: Biology should be in other fields. It's hard to say Ceng Xiaoxian: Except that her androgen is a little higher than normal, is there anything wrong with her? Zhang Wei: Normal women can trample dead mice with their bare hands. Ceng Xiaoxian: In any case, we three men can't give a woman land compensation. The so-called wealth can't be lewd, and poverty can't be moved. I am poor, he is a rogue, and you are soft. Lv Ziqiao: If we can scare her once, maybe things will change. Zhang Wei: Your idea is very good. Lv Ziqiao: Well, I haven't thought of Ceng Xiaoxian yet. Listen, there were three of us, three cobblers, and we were so worried about Zhuge Liang that night ... Hu Yifei: Ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Ceng Xiaoxian, Lv Ziqiao and Theway: Hahaha, Lv Ziqiao: Guangu, you really can't imagine Yifei's face last night. Ha ha ha Guan Gu: Yes, but after half an hour, you are still smiling. Haha, the story has not been told yet. Lv Ziqiao: Zhang Wei, you are a law student. You are eloquent. Zhang Wei: At this moment, Yifei suddenly heard a knock at the door. Lv Ziqiao: Wait, I can't hold it any longer. Let me tell you something. Lv Ziqiao: At this moment, Yifei suddenly heard a knock at the door. No, no,no. You said it was fun. Zhang Wei: At that time, Yifei suddenly heard a knock at the door. Lv Ziqiao: No, no, I said more suspense. At that time ... well, you still said Zhang Wei: At this time, no, no, I still said, wait, I won't talk, you go ahead. At first, I promised not to disturb. Zhang Wei: At that time, Lv Ziqiao: We scared Hu Yifei with practical jokes, hahaha. Guangu: You still haven't told the story. Ceng Xiaoxian: Here's the story.