Voice-over: It is everyone’s responsibility to get rid of poverty and become rich.
Third Aunt: There are three things I don’t like about this girl.
One, I don’t like beasts that commit crimes.
Second, I don’t like cowardly rats.
Third, they don’t like relatives who favor sons over daughters.
There is a sign on the door: Women and dogs are not allowed.
Third Aunt: I bet my grandfather’s head on his neck... Grandpa Bao: Grandpa, I will always be twenty-five years old.
Voice-over: (Introducing the scholar) He is the distant cousin of a certain concubine in the palace.
Voice-over: (Introducing one more county) Location: The northernmost part of the Ming Dynasty, official map, generally not found.
Area: The surveying and mapping team has never been here. Anyway, there is one more. It can be as big as you want.
Population: There are 101 registered households. The blind migration from outside cannot be counted because no one has applied for a temporary residence permit.
Scholar: ...Must, absolutely... Scholar: ...Is it difficult?
Very simple!
Bamei: Your skin has a silky texture. It would be unreasonable for me not to kiss you!
The third aunt, the sixth mother-in-law, and the eighth sister: justice is 368, and criminals are suffering.
Third Aunt: Haha.
What does it feel like to be a thief and have your property stolen by a thief?
Scholar: Uncle!
Beikyu: Call me brother!
Lei Butou: Another gold medal secret history?
Gold is so worthless, why does anyone have it?
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Zhu Dagui: Come, let’s see off the guests!
Zhu Dagui: Call me uncle?
Am I that old, that old, that old?
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Zhu Dagui: I am a filial son!
I am not an ordinary filial son, I am a great filial son!
Everyone: The most beloved person in the world touches the world.
Twenty-five filial piety lasts for thousands of years.
White Rose: Don't touch me!
So dirty~ Grandpa Bao: I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!
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Little Changchun, Quail: Isn’t that money in the hands of that coquettish woman?
Qiuniang: There is a big deal, do you want to do it?
Little Changchun, Quail: Cut!
......Dry!
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Di Xiaojie: Please call me "Son of the Wind"!
I am a man like the wind!
Third Aunt: A man as strong as the wind?
Isn't that crazy?
Dong Tu: Your Majesty, just take Tu Tu away~ They all bully me!
Zhu Di: Who bullied you?
Dongtu: Even those stinky men bully me!
Southerner: I’m hungry~~!
A letter was written on Zhu Dafu’s tomb: A strong life requires no explanation!
Sixth Po: King Tiger?
Sure enough, he is very powerful, a man among men, I like it~ Bamei: Say it!
Where did it come from?
Where to go?
What kind of fortune did you make?
What money did you make?
Do you have an RV?
Is the deposit large?
There are also funds, treasury bonds, ingots and gold bars. Hand them all over to me!
Bamei: Xianfang’s surname is Yang and her given name is Bamei.
I am 18 this year, my height is 168, and my weight is 98.
Single and unmarried, his parents are still alive, he holds a public office, and his income is stable.
If you want to find a lover to accompany you for the rest of your life, don't bother if you are the one.
Scholar: Ah - I'm dizzy~~ Wang Liupo: Thunder pig head... Third aunt: I'm talking to the prince, please get out of the way of those people who are neither male nor female and don't know what they are.
There is a section in the Gaiden of Bao Sangu, where Zhu Dafu's tomb is moved, and a scene between Bao Sangu and the scholar is performed.
Third Aunt: “Husband, I’m carsick.” Scholar: Have you ever been in a car? Why do you get carsick? Third Aunt: It’s not that kind of motion sickness, husband. I’m happy when I see a convoy like this and walk on such a boulevard.
I was dizzy, I was dizzy from intoxication, I was dizzy from enjoying it, so I got carsick.
Scholar: Okay, you faint. I will stay by your side. If you faint, I will hold you. The next steps are not suitable for children.
(The fan blocked it) (Lei Butou, Bamei, Wang Laohu, and Beiqi ran away because of nausea...) Scholar: Wife, can you not do such dramas in the future? My digestive system can't stand it. Third Gu: (Recommended)
(Open scholar) My nervous system can’t stand it any more. I let go. Scholar: (hugs Sangu back in his arms) No, continue to rape Tian and force her to marry him: Bao Hentian looked at Lei Cat head, Lei Cat head pointed at Liu Po ??and San Gu:
No, no, no, everyone looked at the scholar again. The scholar said: It can’t be such a coincidence. It’s me. Bao Chengtian: It’s your third aunt: No. I object to Bao Chengtian: The objection is invalid (turning to the scholar) Hey, good boy, I asked you to pick one up.
What a bargain, our third aunt is the most popular among people, that’s the best!
Scholar: (whispering) Why didn’t I see it? Bao Chengtian: Boy, how old are you?
Scholar: I am twenty-five years old this year. Intruder: The third aunt is three years older than you, which is just right. Scholar: The female junior is holding gold bricks, and the male is in the third year. Invasion: Boy, sister-brother relationships are popular nowadays. If you keep up,
The trend, that is quite talented. The Eight Sisters: Grandpa Bao, we now advocate freedom of love and do not allow arranged marriages. Bao Ingtian: What do you know about girl movies? Mr. Bao, my surname is Bao. I will take care of this matter. Scholar: Impossible.
(Make a classic move) Bao Chengtian: How is it possible that Xiaohong bit the scholar's finger and signed the pre-marital property? Notary: Blood, I fainted. Sangu: (Seeing the scholar sign the notary) I fainted too. Scholar's monologue: I
Don't step into the grave of love so quickly. It's still a grave three years older than me!
The scholar beat Di Xiaojie until his nose was black and his face was swollen. The next day in court: Third aunt: Didn’t that lunatic go to the emperor to complain last night?
Lei Captou: Complain?
Scholar: I beat him severely. Of course he will go to the emperor to complain. Lei Captou: Sir, you are so awesome. No wonder he is covered with wounds. Sangu: What’s so awesome about it? (Turns around to Liu
Po said) Have you ever seen a grown man bite his teeth when fighting?