Mr. Bailey, I have a story too, but it's simpler than yours. Many years ago, I had a friend, a very good friend. I asked the police to save him, but he was killed, but that was the ending he wanted. This is a great friendship. After his death, I am still unhappy. ....

Life is full of wonders, but don't take women too seriously. I'm not kidding. Don't take women too seriously.

This is what we think of as a classic.

Actually, I don't know.

Find it yourself. There should be one in the post bar.