A restaurant, two large sums of money. The waiter is waiting to order.

Big style A: "Braised pork"

Big money B: "You didn't eat pork before, but now you like it?"

Big money B: "You don't understand this. What was the price of pork before? What's the current price? Ordering pork does not fall. "

The path thought: this is called big money, what is expensive! Only order the most expensive, not the best.

2. Chickens eat sand

Not long ago, my father Lu Xiao bought a live chicken. Kill a chicken and gut it. Check that the stomach is large and the incision is full of stones. Dad was furious and asked the peddler for a theory. The vendor said: chickens feed themselves and grind food. One day, I saw a rice vendor adding stones to rice in an alley and asked: Is your rice for chickens?

3. South China Tiger

Xiao Lu Ma: "I heard that a South China tiger in Tiger Valley recently gave birth to a baby tiger."

Path: "Know"

Lu Xiao's mother: "Now we are collecting the name of this little tiger. What do you think it's called? "

Path: "Just call it Zhou Zhenglong."

4. Chickens will become embarrassed

In May this year, Ma bought a fund of 1 10,000 yuan. Seeing the fund rising day by day, Ma Xiaolu said happily, "I really bought a chicken that can only lay eggs."

Some people say it's time to sell the fund. Lu Xiao's mother didn't believe me: "How can you sell chickens that lay eggs?"

By1February, the fund had shrunk dramatically. The path said, "chickens don't lay eggs in winter, but they will become embarrassed."

5. Stand by yourself.

On my way to school, I heard a conversation between two adults, but I couldn't understand it.

Adult a: "I posted on the internet and no one replied." It's all sunk. Please help me. "

Adult B: "You won't register another one, will you?"

Adult A: "Stand up, I am Japanese?"