This is a true joke, this is a sad joke.

The first story: A man had a relationship with a beautiful woman. The woman offered to give her 3 million to give birth to the child, and the man agreed.

After a while, the woman came to pester her again, demanding 2 million. The two parties could not reach an agreement and went to court. As a result, the court investigated and found that the woman's child was not the man's. As a result, the woman ran away and the man cried.

Another story: A man began to realize that his eldest son did not look like him, so he secretly took a paternity test. It turned out that he was not his son. The man broke down and quarreled with his wife and filed for divorce.

My wife cried and said that she knew she was wrong, and for the sake of our little son, let's live together.

The man felt that his younger son was his after all, so he endured it. Unwilling to give up, he proposed to do a paternity test on his younger son as well.

The key point came when the wife said that the man did not trust her and firmly disagreed with the paternity test for her youngest son. The more the man thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, so he still filed for divorce.

In the end, because the wife refused to do a paternity test on the younger son, the court ruled that the younger son was not the man’s biological child, and ordered the man to divorce his wife. At the same time, the wife compensated the man for hundreds of thousands of yuan in economic losses.

The man won the lawsuit, lost his family, and won a few cuckolds he didn't know the number of.

I remember watching a couple arguing before.

When girls quarrel, boys smile tenderly from the side.

Girls are not like boys who hug and laugh and say they won’t even argue, so what should we do?

A few days later my girlfriend and I had an argument.

I also followed the example of that man and laughed next to him.

As a result, my girlfriend rushed up to me and slapped me in the face, while making me laugh.

Yesterday I went to pick up my boss from prison. My boss was originally arrested for smuggling. He dared not reveal where the last batch of goods was hidden. He was sentenced to 20 years in prison. He was finally released today.

After being released from prison, he didn't say a word, and asked me to drive to the suburbs for a day to carefully identify the place where the goods were buried. The two of us dug for a long time and dug out a big box. The boss's hands began to tremble when he looked at the big box.

Holding my hand, this batch was released.

We will have money.

All these years of suffering were not in vain.

We lived a good life together. With tears of happiness, we opened the box and found a box full of BB machines.

I had a very good relationship with the girl in college. Every time I sent her back to the dormitory and was about to go upstairs, she would always give me a hug, because after all, the two places would definitely be separated after graduation, and we didn't tell her.

At the class reunion in the first year after graduation, we hugged each other familiarly. I said that after working for a year, you haven’t changed at all and you are still as beautiful. He smiled evilly and said that you have changed a lot and now you won’t touch me when I hug you.

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When a girl tells you I like you, it must be a test for you. Girls are very insecure. You should express your cordial feelings so that the other party neither thinks you are frivolous nor thinks you are interested in him.

No feeling, just like the gentle big brother next door.

The funniest jokes, two that are still fresh in my memory.

1. I remember a friend of mine got married. He went to his wife’s house to welcome her. When he arrived at his mother-in-law’s house, he wanted to give her flowers, but his wife said she didn’t want them.

The master of ceremonies asked, what kind of flower is this?

The friend replied, and the emcee asked again, "What?" The friend said, and then the emcee kicked him to the ground and said, "Why don't you kneel to your wife even if you know she didn't?", 2. A friend went on a date and sat on the lawn.

While basking in the sun, we really ran out of conversation. In order to avoid embarrassment, the girl asked him, who do you think is more beautiful, me or Yun Duo?

Without even thinking about it, the guy just answered casually, "In the sky and on the earth,", "Since then, the guy has never found a girlfriend again," [Boss: Why are you so late?

Employee: You may not believe it, but I traveled through time this morning!

Boss: Oh?

tell me the story!

Employee: I set the alarm for 8 o'clock today as usual!

Boss: What then?

Employee: Then I get up and turn off the alarm!

Boss: Go on!

Employee: After turning it off, I blinked, and when I opened my eyes, I was already an hour in the future!

Boss:... Boss: Get out!

Employee: Hey!

Great!

Politeness can kill people, right?

Let me tell you about my true experience~ The night before yesterday, several buddies made an appointment to eat hot pot at another buddy’s house. They all went there relatively early.

I happened to have something to do, so I planned to finish my work, but it was a little late when I left.

When I first drove to Walmart and waited for the traffic light to change, the guy called me and asked me why I hadn't arrived yet.

I said I was going to get something and I would be there soon.

What do you think he said?

He said there was no need to buy anything, just come over and eat quickly.

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excuse me? !

I was so embarrassed at the time, I just wanted to go to the nearby SF Express to pick up a package!

So I quietly walked into Wal-Mart and bought a big bag of fruit.