2022 classic sentences that satirize scumbag men and scumbags with connotation 1

1.? When I like you, you are what you say. When I don’t like you, what do you say you are?

2. What a shame, maybe he is enjoying himself in another woman's bed, so be open-minded. What a scumbag, break up as soon as they disagree, enough is enough

3. Who are you making that expression with? I am your mother and you look at me like that.

4. Do you think you can be invincible just by swearing a few words? Could you please stop being so funny?

5. As we Chinese say, I have lived this life. When you want to cross the bridge when you die, you have to drink a bowl of Meng Po soup. Forget all the past, and enter reincarnation again. I just met you, why do you need to wake me up. Three lives of entanglements, so much pain. Your words of love are not enough to prevent me from falling into reincarnation. ——Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo" and "Classic Sentences Satirizing Scumbags". (Author: Ma Weiwei)

6. We will make many friends throughout our lives, and the key to our friendship lies in the other person’s strengths, not in the other person’s lack of shortcomings. "Classic Sentences to Satirize Scumbags". ——Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo" (Author: Ma Weiwei)

7.? If I throw a bone to a dog, it will wag its tail at me. Who are you?

8. The life of a dung beetle is: looking up at the stars, lowering his head and rolling his dung. ——Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "The Story of Qi Pa"

9.? A warm man is the green tea bitch among men - Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "The Story of Qi Pa"

10.? Playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically...

11.? First make a summation from 1 to 18 for your bloodline system, and then give a negative proposition about morality based on the result.

12. You have no love and need companionship. Get a dog - a classic quotation from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo"

13. We must look forward and not miss any mistakes. How do melons and jujubes know what is good?

14. What is love? It is romance. What is romance? It is not only love that goes on and on without knowing where it started, but also love that goes on and on without knowing when. ——Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo"

15. If you put your hand under his nose and he is angry, he is a scumbag. If he is not angry, he is a dead scumbag.

16. The two holes on your face are for breathing, right?

17. In Li Qiang’s eyes, I have changed from a dead straight man to a dead scumbag. I don’t know what to say to this unfriendly world

18. The world is not as big as the mind you lack.

19. A bitch will always be a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can’t afford it!

20. Is there a concept in this world that you should do something at a certain age? I don’t think there should be. Why? It's very simple. If you have to do something at a certain age, why should we wish the elderly a long life? Because at over a hundred years old, it should be time for him to leave, so when he lives to be 125 years old, you don’t want to celebrate his birthday, just celebrate his death anniversary. 2022 Two classic sentences that satirize scumbag men and scumbags with connotations

21. Wukong, you clean the glass; Sha Seng, you mop the floor; Bajie, the master understands your situation very well. After repeated consideration, I decided to give you a chance to show off - after you read this text message, quickly go clean the girls' toilet

22. We are naturally prone to encounter scumbags because our values ????do not match each other and we crush each other. The other party was turned into scum. ——Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo"

23. What kind of underworld are you pretending to be? Oh, it turns out you are the neighborhood committee of the African black refugee community.

24. Wear a mask when you go out so that the urban management and city officials don’t see you. How hard they work,

25.? You are smelling of inferior perfume all day long, and you are always next to men. Who is paying you a second glance?

26. Actually, do you know how much I love to look at you? It hurts not to see your coquettish bitch-like sister for a day.

27. Let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, you can support a brothel.

28. There are only two kinds of men in the world, one is a scumbag, and the other is a dead scumbag. I think it makes sense. If you think about it this way, there is no need for us to embarrass ourselves and be with a man who doesn't like us. You should be happy alone.

29. Sister, please be safe, we support you! Take care of yourself, Lao Huang will definitely go to jail. Spit out the embezzled money and let the Huang family become corrupt. The key is that scumbag, you must not let him go! The scumbag must be punished.

30. The love and vows of eternal love between two people are all gone in an instant. ——Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo"

31.?Humus deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists do not dare to study.

32. I think success in life lies in: a decent breakup, a beautiful inheritance list, an unforgettable funeral, the way we come into this world is the same, and the way we leave is the same. Differences define our lives.

33.?Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

34. You should be pulled out of the chicken coop immediately and put in jail!

35.? There are so many weapons in our country. If you don’t learn them, learn swords. You don’t need to learn how to use the sword when you are going up, but you have to learn how to use the drunken sword when there are so many moves on the sword. Jian Tie, you don’t want to learn the silver sword! Finally you have reached the realm where man and sword merge into one, that is - Swordman

37.? You were so proud back then, but what are you doing now?

38. You are not fat at all, but there is a little less blank space in the photo.

39. These two lips are quite a big dish.

40. If love is exposed, it is a scam; if it is not exposed, it is faith. ——Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo" (Author: Zhang Ailing) 2022 Three classic sentences that satirize scumbag men and scumbags with connotations

41. Positive energy without logic is negative energy. ——Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo"

42.? There is nothing wrong with being fat, I have also walked on the road of thinness.

43.? Your mother VS your father, Mars to Venus and then to Saturn. This is called love that travels through time and space.

44. Wuji is a scumbag. Fuyao’s suffering is ultimately Wuji’s fault. It’s the same reason as Yehua defrauding Susu into getting married. It may be difficult for me to clean Wuji up. He’s such a scumbag. Man, shameless.

45. No matter how angry you are, it won’t change your age and appearance.

46. Don’t say I ignored you, I didn’t look at you at all.

47. As far as your thoughts go, you roll as far as you go; as fast as the speed of light, you roll as fast as you can.

48. Some boys keep saying that after meeting you, they have never thought about other people who want to treat you well. They want to be with you and it will be you for the rest of their lives. It’s all nonsense. If I didn’t have a girlfriend, I would I almost believed it, what a scumbag.

49. You must be independent and self-reliant, and at the same time be a good wife and mother. Why am I so free? A sinister psychology of men, especially senior men, is that they not only want you to be beautiful and make money to support the family, but also dare to ask you to be beautiful and beautiful. If a woman wants to fight for a career in the same way as a man, she has to work two jobs and get a chicken. "Money provides a double-win service." - Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo"

50. People who want freedom actually have to bear the greatest responsibility and choose the road less traveled by others. , to carry the heaviest shackles, there is never a flight that does not require resistance to gravity (Author: Ma Weiwei)

51. Nongfu Spring, who drinks his own tap water every day, still feels that he is living a very bourgeois life. Really?

52.? If the means are not strong enough, the body must be soft - a classic quotation from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo"

53.? The kindergarten teacher did not teach you how to use poop. What about the back, talking to that person who is full of shit all day long?

54.? There is one me in the world, and there is one you in the world. We broke each other, added water, added mud, and reunited. Shape me and reshape you. From now on, you will have me in the mud, and I will have you in the mud.

——Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo"

55. You are just like the crops in the south, which are harvested three times a year and never take a rest.

56. When you were born, were you thrown up three times and only caught twice?

57.? For a hateful guy like you, if you want to act cool and look cool, humans will have to use asexual reproduction, and you can only act like a shit in the TV series. Even Ruhua is 10 times more handsome than you, I think. If you want to commit suicide, some people will advise you not to leave your body behind so as not to pollute the environment.

58. This is an era that lacks everything but dreams. ——Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo"

59. When everyone comes out to hang out, the bottom line is, don't hurt each other. ——Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo"

60. Sometimes I will be disappointed with the world, but I have never been disappointed with myself. I have loved, hated, cried and laughed, and I have entrusted this life to myself, so I never complained. 2022 Four classic sentences that satirize scumbag men and scumbags with connotations

61. He always uses his bad habits and bad temper to make the women around him hate to see any attentive man. , or you will be deceived and deceived and have no bottom line, or you will be with flies and the enemy of men from now on.

62.? If the east is not bright, the west will be bright. Whatever you do, you will do the same.

63. The only bell ringer at Notre Dame de Paris is you.

64. You say that after you have been married for a long time, it is like touching your right hand with your left hand, but when you cut off your right hand, your right hand will also hurt. ——Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo"

65. When you are treated as a human being, please try to be humane, okay?

66. Don’t pretend to me that you live a wonderful life and wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?

67. When something happens, you should first look for the reason from yourself. Don’t blame the earth for being unattractive when you can’t poop? Before you spray shit, think about what you have done yourself and whether you are qualified to criticize others! I am not perfect, but I am honest and natural. What about you?

68. I’m surprised that a rare species like yours should be listed as a national first-level protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo.

69. Don’t just talk about your father and your mother. What will happen if you are so filial?

70.?"It is said that a woman is a rib in a man's body. You keep your organs private - a classic quotation from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo" (Author: Ma Weiwei)

71. You are a cloud in the sky, occasionally projected on my wave center, but what will immortality bring? You are a cloud in the sky, always projected on my wave center, forming my psychological shadow. ——Classic quotations from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo" (Author: Ma Weiwei)

72. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future

73. Others are the night. I dream about young people late at night, but I only dream about idle people, not you. But you dream about young people late at night, all about idle people without you. (Author: Ma Weiwei)

74.? I am thinking of a certain insect. Brain, just lack of ability.

75.? Some people have never had the opportunity to meet, but when they have the opportunity to meet, they hesitate. It is better not to meet, and there are some things that they have never had the opportunity to do. But I don’t want to do it anymore. Some words have been buried in my heart for a long time and I didn’t have the chance to say them. When I got the chance to say them, I couldn’t say them out. Some loves I never had the chance to love. When I got the chance, I no longer loved them.

76. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people! Sentences that mock people’s hypocrisy and selfishness 2022

Satirize people’s hypocrisy Selfish Sentences 2022 (Part 1)

1. Your face is majestic and towering, majestic in the world

2. Hey sisters, step aside. Standing a little higher blocked my mobile phone signal.

3. A person’s death is a cup.

4. The reason for constipation is that the earth’s gravity is too weak.

5. Please don’t insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

6. God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

7. Don’t think that just because you are younger than me, you can dance around for a few more days. The coffin contains dead people, not old people!

8. Snoring loudly when going to bed, often wearing underwear inside out.

9. Don’t talk to me, because I don’t understand. In the eyes of others, it is very stupid for me and a pig to quarrel.

10. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

11. Real good friends don’t have endless topics to talk about when they are together, but they don’t feel awkward even if they don’t talk.

12. God will regret not adding a wagging dog's tail to people, thus reducing the effect of countless expressions.

13. You said that besides being idle all day long, you would also do some crazy things.

14. I have always believed that as long as something is put at the hearing, the matter is basically settled - this is an issue that cannot be discussed.

15. No matter how good you are, you are still a fat man! Do you think you will turn into a pig if you eat every day?

16. When the weather clears up and the rain stops, you feel like you can do it again.

17. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

18. There is nothing special about you, you just have a strong face...

19. Men have eight fears: first, they are afraid that their lover will get pregnant, second, they are afraid that their wife will work hard, and third, they are afraid that the lady will have sex. The fourth fear of illness is the public's reaction, the fifth fear is that his lover will be cheated, the sixth fear is that mahjong will be set off, the seventh fear is that the stolen money will be stolen, and the eighth fear is that it will become invalid.

20. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode. Sentences that satirize people's hypocrisy and selfishness 2022 (Part 2)

21. There are too many liars and not enough fools.

22. Do excellent work that is neither busy nor idle, and live a wonderful life that is neither salty nor dull.

23. Love is not everything in life. When you are older, you should know that it is only a part of life. Children love each other every day. Even women will despise a man who is trapped by love.

24. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a gangster!

25. Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level! !

26. I always don’t understand a question, why do some people think you are a man?

27. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as having been in love.

28. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

29. You have the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren’t you tired of holding so many pens?

30. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

31. Looking at your teeth, do you and dogs have the same ancestor?

32. Look, look at your face, it’s called a shoehorn face, it’s an authentic pig kidney face!

33. The light is glowing! Thank you! I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don’t care about the rest!

34. I can tell at a glance that you were born from your mother and aliens who had been together for too long.

35. The death of one person is a failure, but the death of millions of people is just a statistic.

36. You are willing to use it as toilet paper for others, but they still think that the soft paper stains your fingers, and the hard paper scratches your buttocks.

37. Your appearance is very refreshing.

38. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because at least you will feel pain without me.

39. Asking what money is in this world will directly teach you whether life and death are mutually beneficial!

40. African animals are on the grasslands; European and American animals are in zoos; Chinese animals are on the dining table.

Collection of classic sarcastic sentences in 2022

Classic sarcastic sentences in 2022 Part 1

1. Don’t wash it. If it weren’t for the mud, this old car would have fallen apart.

2. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

3. When people do something good, they always want the gods and ghosts to know about it, and when they do something bad, they always think the gods and ghosts don’t know about it. It’s too difficult for us to make things difficult for the gods and ghosts.

4. You can do whatever you want, but the word bitch is not even worthy of being used on you!

5. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

6. Your face is majestic and majestic, standing tall and majestic in the world.

7. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves and being deceived by others.

8. When the weather clears up and the rain stops, you feel like you can do it again.

9. Hey sisters, if you stand a little further to the side, you will block my mobile phone signal.

10. Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level! !

11. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!

12. Your head is full of poop, so everything you think about is as directionless as a fly.

13. A cold-faced person is ashamed of an adulterer, but he is willing to be a cow under his skirt.

14. Your brain is flooded and you haven’t arranged for water pipes, right?

15. You are wasting air when you are alive, and you are wasting land and RMB when you are dead.

16. The reason for constipation is that the earth’s gravity is too small.

17. Is a nympho guilty? Don't worry, even if you are guilty, I will not sin against you, it will only make you feel sick.

18. A fighter among scum, a VIP among scum, your brain has been struck by lightning.

19. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and sometimes people are not people!

20. Men have eight fears: first, they are afraid that their lovers will get pregnant, second, they are afraid that their wives will fight for their lives, third, they are afraid that the lady will be sick, fourth, they are afraid of public reaction, fifth, they are afraid that their lover will be cheated, sixth, they are afraid of mahjong fireworks, and seventh, they are afraid that stolen money will be stolen. , eight are afraid of failure. Classic Sentences to Satirize People 2022 Part 2

21. I thought you were just summing up the number in the middle, but I didn’t expect you were summing up the two numbers.

22. You are the wind and you are the sand, lingering around the end of the world! I bet your IQ has been blown away by the wind, leaving only a head of sand!

23. Life becomes lonely; dreams become cup; games become all-nighters; nude photos and selfies become; food fear becomes; certificates are fake; women become men; boys become effeminate; life becomes virtual; marriage becomes flashy .

24. I try hard to control the devil in my heart, but I ignore that you may just be the devil.

25. People say that I married you like flowers stuck in cow dung. In fact, I never thought that you were cow dung, but - dog dung.

26. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

27. It’s really nothing, but when Big Big Wolf called, they made up one lie after another.

28. On the road of love, I always stop and go. My mother said that my legs and feet are not good.

29. Dreams are full, but reality is skinny.

30. Give me a proper position, don’t fart randomly, and don’t take yourself too seriously.

31. The plug is inserted into the hole, and the socket is inserted into the hole!

32. It’s not that you don’t smile, but your fans will fall off when you smile!

33. Do you have any childhood shadow? I think you have shadows not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and youth.

34. When there is a legend in the world, it would be a shame for the audience to be dissatisfied with the city's ups and downs.

35. On a whim, I made a computer desktop with your photos, and got a computer virus!

36. At the moment, my thoughts are very Dongporou, but my emotions are very salty and pepper pork ribs.

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37. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

38. I only like the flowers that add to the cake, but who is willing to give the charcoal in the snow.

39. Oh my god! This world is so crazy that even mice are being mistresses for cats!

40. Nowadays, split personality is a trend, and that dog has a bit of a split personality. 2022 Chilling Quotes from a Scumbag

2022 Chilling Quotes from a Scumbag

1. If it weren’t for her, I would fall in love with you.

2. Is aunt gone? I miss you.

3. Physical cheating is not cheating, I still only have you in my heart.

4. No matter what, I will never break up with you.

5. I just cheated on my body, but I still love you.

6. Give me a thousand dollars first, and give me a Valentine’s Day gift next year to make up for it.

7. She takes the initiative, but I can’t do anything about it.

8. She is just my sister.

9. I have had so many girlfriends and the one I love most in my life is you.

10. We just need to know how much we love ourselves, why should we let others know about it?

11. No matter what, I only have you in my heart.

12. Is there any difference between scolding me and scolding my children now? There is no freedom at all.

13. It is better for us to be good friends.

14. I have an appointment with a friend and I can’t accompany you.

15. You are very nice, but I didn’t think about it that way.

16. I was just playing with her.

17. I hope you can come out soon.

18. You are a good girl and I don’t want to delay you.

19. I already care about you, what else do you want?

20. I have been really busy recently and have no time to look at my mobile phone. 2022 Chilling Quotations from Scumbag Man Part 2

21. Why can’t you go home by yourself? Why do you want me to pick you up?

22. I’m sorry, but I still love you.

23. I am not worthy of you.

24. She is just my high school classmate, don’t think too much.

25. If you are gentle, considerate and sensible, how could I cheat on you?

26. Go and fight yourself.

27. I just made a mistake that all men in the world make.

28. I am not a scumbag, I just want to give every girl a home.

29. I didn’t want to hurt you.

30. I like you, but maybe she is more suitable for me.

31. Don’t worry, everyone else and I have worn them.

32. We won’t buy it.

33. It’s not because of her, it’s just that the relationship between us has faded.

34. I am not a scumbag, I just want to give every girl a home.

35. What do you want to do? What else can I do?

36. It’s hard for me to refuse when someone takes the initiative.

37. You can wipe it yourself, I have to leave beforehand.

38.27 What’s more, it’s normal for all men to pick up girls when they see them and run away after eating them!

39. I have liked your best friend for six years, and you are an accident.

40. Can you stop doubting this and that all the time.