Go ahead, Pan Jinlian won't listen. Men can be killed but not humiliated. In a fit of pique, Wu Dalang decided to commit suicide by jumping into the sea.
2. He was drifting in the sea, and was swept to an island by the sea. The local fishermen salvaged him and found that there was still a breath of
. They quickly gave artificial respiration and saved the dying Wu Dalang.
3. The fishermen were overjoyed and told each other that there was a tall, handsome and powerful man on the island. Our ancestors were all short, so we should use this gentleman's height advantage to improve our people and make him our king. So Wu Dalang became
king. Seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six hospitals, Wu Dalang soon had a large group of princes. These princes scattered among the people to marry civilian women, so the height of local residents has improved significantly since then.
4. As a king, Wu Dalang was quite diligent at first. Every day is "play early when you have something to do, and leave early when you have nothing to do." But after a few days, he found it very boring. Officials have to talk about trivial things for a long time. So he said, "in the future, you will write the important contents of the
matter as a memorial and show it to me." The officials were surprised and said, "What is" writing "? We can't
read and write. Wu Dalang said, "Well, I'll give you a cram school to sweep away illiteracy." So with his limited knowledge, he opened a literacy class for officials to learn writing. But Wu Dalang is a person who buys baked wheat cakes. He only knows a few words
, and he only remembers some radicals for many words. When officials study and spread abroad, they forget some parts of the word
, so this forms a "fake" word, such as Hiragana and Katakana. This is an important part of island culture.
5. After carrying out this reform, Wu Dalang won more support. One day he found that his subjects had no names. So he said
: "This can't be done, everyone has to have a name. Of course, you can't call Qiansun Zhao Li and others. You can call them
wherever you live. " So there are surnames like Tanaka, Matsushita and Yamaguchi. As for the names, let's rank them by one, two,
three and four. But the boss can't be called "Dalang". That's my taboo. I can only be called "Taro". The second child can't be called Erlang, which is a taboo of my brother Wu Song Takejiro. He can only be called "Jiro". You can call the rest in order. I don't have a problem with it. "So this country has such names as" Yamaguchi Taro "and" Jiro Tanaka ".
6. After Wu Dalang became king, he always ate delicacies and was tired of them. He remembered that when he was drifting at sea, he didn't eat from east to west, so he had to catch raw fish to eat. Looking back now, the taste is still quite good, so when he asks his chef to cook fish,
he must do it raw, not cooked. After its popularization, this dish was warmly welcomed by the people of the whole country, and has since become a famous dish in this country-"raw fish". Wu Dalang also found that the local people, like China people, slept in their beds. He was
angry. He thought that when Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing had an affair, Ximen Qing often went to his home, leaving him with no place to sleep, only
sleeping on the ground. Since I have to sleep on the ground as a king, you can only sleep on the ground! Only in this way can we
not forget the shame of stealing our wives! So he issued a decree according to this meaning. From then on, the people in this country can only sleep on a mat, which is called "collapsing rice".
7. Wu Dalang wants to be a king in China, crowding round and waving flags all over the sky. In this country, we don't even have a sign, so it's boring. So he took out his apron selling baked wheat cakes and asked the servant to wash it. It was still white, so use it as a flag. But there must be a sign on the flag. All the impressions in Wu Dalang's mind are only the sold baked wheat cakes. So
he branded a red and round sesame seed cake and stuck it in the middle of the apron, which became the national flag of that island country.
8. Wu Dalang was king for several years, but he died. Before he died, he was still bitter because he couldn't beat Ximen Qing and avenge his wife < P >, so he left a legacy and asked future generations to seek revenge from Ximen Qing. Later, his descendants practiced < P > day and night, and stole a few moves from Shaolin Temple. In memory of King Wu Dalang, it was named "Bushido" (later, because the people who learned Kung Fu < P > had a low level of education and the country's script was "fake", it was passed down as "Bushido"), and because Wu Dalang < P > won the world from scratch, these moves were also called "karate".