1. There is a bottle on the wall and a basin under the wall. The bottle falls and breaks the bottom of the basin. The basin flips over and breaks the mouth of the bottle. The bottle needs the basin to compensate for the mouth of the bottle. The basin needs the bottle to compensate for the basin. bottom.
2. Those who do the work, those who watch, and those who watch give opinions to those who do it. It is not enough to give opinions, but to hide in the dark and make false accusations.
3. A hunchback riding a mule met a woman carrying eggplants. The hunchback and the mule trampled the mother-in-law's eggplants. The woman dragged the hunchback off the mule and asked the hunchback to compensate the mother-in-law for the eggplants.
4. Wine is like food, the more you drink, the younger you become; wine is like Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful you become; wine is like dichlorvos, if you don’t get drunk, and I won’t get drunk, who will come to such a wide road? sleep?
5. Someone comes to you to borrow money every day, and you feel tired; you come to others to borrow money every day, and you feel tired from running.
6. The waves of Honghu Lake are beating the waves, what do you want? There are literally more than 20 styles. You have long hair, short hair, thick hair, thin hair, straight hair, curly hair. As long as you are not bald, you can choose a suitable one. .
7. Dear husband, I have arrived in Guangdong. It is very easy to find a job. It only costs a few hundred yuan at a time and only takes a few minutes. If you are willing to become a rich man immediately, if you are not willing to change your husband immediately.
8. If you are sentimental, you will grow old easily, if you are sentimental, you will die early! If you don’t want to grow old or die early, it would be best to chat with me.
9. When you don’t have a girlfriend, you are a hunting dog, when you find the target, you are a lapdog, when you get it, you are a wolfdog, and when you lose it, you are a dead dog.
10. Praise those who treat deer as horses, promote those who flatter horses, punish those who treat cattle as horses, and punish those who work alone.
11. Hello, hello, you eat straw, have more hair and less flesh, like to bathe in rice soup, and say that your skin care effect is very good. You are really a rare living treasure.
12. Driver’s suffering: endless smiles, endless kind words, endless cigarettes, and endless fines.
13. A grandfather, his surname was Gu, went to the street to fight jealousy and buy cloth. I bought some cloth, made some vinegar, and looked back to see an eagle catching a rabbit. Put down the cloth, put down the vinegar, and went forward to chase the eagle and the rabbit. The eagle flew away and the rabbit ran away. The vinegar was overturned and the cloth was wet with vinegar.
14. White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda built, white stone pagoda is big and white.
15. Shi Yong, Shi Yong, studying clocks. After working hard for ten winters, I finally succeeded. Tried it and found it to be very practical. "Shi Yong" all love to use it.
16. For your lover, choose someone who is as gentle as water and as sweet as honey; for your colleague, choose someone who works hard and has no temper; for your friend, choose someone who is pig-headed and dog-brained and has a runny nose.
17. When buying a horse, buy a horse, buy good products, and pick up a big girl when picking up a mother-in-law! Of course when buying a comb, buy a tendon comb.
18. The little pig carried the hoe and walked away with a squeak. The birds sang on the branches, the piglets turned to look, the hoe hit the stone, and the stone hit the pig's head. The piglet resents the hoe, and the hoe resents the pig's head.
19. You don’t dare to spend 2 yuan. When can you become an entrepreneur? You can’t be the boss or the master, you can only be a nanny.
20. I will have a period right after graduation; I will have a wife a year after graduation; I will regret having a wife later; I will have a second wife later; and I will regret having a second wife the most.
21. Our motherland is like a garden. The flowers in the garden are so bright. The warm sunshine shines on us. Everyone has a smile on their face. Hahaha, wowhaha, wowhaha, everyone has a smile on their face. flowering.
22. The little pig is amazing. He wakes up at eight o'clock every morning, does not eat or take medicine, and only eats with his small mouth. You think the little pig is stupid, he is still giggling next to him.
23. After seeing it a thousand times, why not take one and give it a try yourself, and you will be satisfied if you give it a try; when the sun shines on the earth, combing your hair with beef tendon is very gentle, and it does not hurt your scalp, just better than a plastic comb. Easy to use.
24. The surname Chen cannot be said to be Cheng, and the surname Cheng cannot be said to be Chen. Hemu is Cheng and Erdong is Chen. If Chen Cheng doesn't tell the difference, he will recognize the wrong person.
25. It is true to say it is good but not to believe it through personal experience. You can pick one to try and experience it. Once you try it, you will be satisfied.
26. Studying is hard, tiring, and you have to pay tuition for studying. I am not a good scholar, just because my parents forced me to do it. After the final exam score, eggs and duck eggs rolled in. The teacher asked me why? I said for the next generation!
27. Socialize like a gentleman and fight like a warrior. Drink like a warrior, drink like a martyr. Make money like a fighter, spend money like a strategist. He looks after his house like a guard and goes out to compete as a knight. My wife is like a nurse and I am like a priest.
28. Buy with confidence and use boldly, all my products are guaranteed! Individual protection, double protection, all products shine.
29. Everyone knows that "pour" is good, and you will get all the benefits if you pour it back and forth. As long as you can make a lot of money, you don't have to worry about moral conscience.
30. If you go to a supermarket to buy a comb, they won’t give you a discount or test it. Whether the quality here is good or not, we can let you try it on the spot. You can see on the spot whether the quality is good or not.
31. In Beijing, we talk about winning and losing; in Shanghai, we talk about winning and losing with petty bourgeoisie; in Guangzhou, we talk about winning and losing with food; in Dalian, we talk about winning and losing with football; in Shenzhen, we talk about winning and losing based on speed.
32. Little duck, little duck, quack, quack, swim into the water to eat fish and shrimp. Chicken, chicken, chirp, chirp, chirp, eat bugs and eat rice.
33. If you want to buy something, take it with you. Hurry up and pass by. Don’t miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don’t come every day. Take action when you should.
34. Top instructions: wash your hands before eating and after going to the toilet; wash your hands when you return from going out; wash your hands after riding in a car; wash your hands when touching this place.
35. Bite milk, drink bread, and carry a train bag. East and West Street, walking north and south, I saw people biting dogs when I went out. I picked up a dog to hit bricks, but I was afraid that the bricks would bite my hand.
36. Do not lie to the people or the party, only qualified products leave the factory. As soon as our products leave the factory, those plastic combs will be laid off immediately.
37. Love at first sight! Goodbye infatuation! Trouble all day long! Want to win your heart! Take great pains! It’s exciting to think about it! It’s hard for you! Don’t know how to be intimate! So cruel! Makes me sad!
38. Yuan is a lot of money. When buying a product, you have to buy a good product. You can see clearly whether this comb is worth 2 yuan.
39. When the goat goes up the mountain, the mountain hits the goat's horns; when the buffalo goes into the water, the water covers the waist of the buffalo; when the pig enters the pig pen, the pig fills the big pig trough; when the donkey carries grass, the grass presses the donkey's waist.
40. Four ideals: blow up the Himalayas, walk around the solar system, tile the Great Wall, and vow to turn his wife into a fairy.
41. Buying goods relies on eyesight, playing mahjong relies on luck; trains rely on pulling power; selling combs relies on reputation. Only after you use them well will you buy them back.
42. If you buy a one-dollar plastic comb and use it, it will break here or there, and you will spend several extra yuan a year, right?
43. At Shanwai Qingshan Louwai Lou, the quality of the beef comb is first-rate; Compliment, saying that you have bought so many combs, and this is the best one.
44. Everyone knows that wrangling is easy and requires no effort or brainpower. After three and five years, all the problems disappeared.
45. Eight kinds of ignorance: you don’t drink when the leader toasts, you ride in the car when the leader walks, you are wordy when the leader talks, you talk nonsense about the leader’s private matters, you take off your clothes first when the leader takes a shower, you turn the table when the leader picks up food, and the leader listens. You draw the cards yourself.
46. Everyone can afford it for a drizzle of RMB. It does not stop you from smoking cigarettes and drinking beer, nor does it stop you from dating, drinking, and buying movie tickets.
47. Under the bridge in front of the door, a group of ducks swim by. Come on, count them, two, four, six, seven, eight, quack, quack, there are so many, I can’t count how many ducks there are. I don't know how many ducks there are.
48. Mix black fertilizer with gray fertilizer, and mix gray fertilizer with black fertilizer. Black fertilizer is mixed with gray fertilizer, and black fertilizer is black and gray. Gray fertilizer mixed with black fertilizer, gray fertilizer mixed with gray and black. Black fertilizer is mixed with gray fertilizer, and the fertilizer is darker than black fertilizer. Gray fertilizer is mixed with black fertilizer, and fertilizer is gray than black fertilizer.
49. I have a little donkey that I never ride. One day, on a whim, I rode it to the market. I was holding a small whip in my hand, and I felt so proud. Suddenly, it crashed. Covered in mud.
50. When the husband is away, the wife tells her: Don’t drink strong alcohol and don’t gamble; don’t pick wild flowers on the roadside; cherish your feelings and care for your wife; only in this way can your husband be called cute!
51. Drink less alcohol and smoke less packs of cigarettes, and you will have everything at home. Smoking too much will damage your lungs, drinking too much will damage your stomach, and playing mahjong will harm society.
52. Don’t be afraid of wolves before and tigers behind, and don’t make decisions on big or small things. If you stand here all morning and go home - everything will be delayed, right?
53. Always pay attention to the situation and current events, and report everything accurately. Major historical facts should be written into epics. Where important, seek truth from facts.
54. Everything is inferior, only power is high; there is never an ugly man, as long as there is money. You are tall, handsome, and so lovable that sooner or later you will be put into a sack and thrown into the sea.
55. Don’t blow – it’s easy to get dusty, don’t – it’s easy to get scolded, don’t pretend – it’s easy to get hurt, don’t be cute – it’s easy to get soaked.
56. These days, the police have received five prohibitions: sleeping with beautiful women and getting excited to death! It is forbidden to sleep with your lover and live in a state of intoxication! It is forbidden to sleep with ugly girls, you will be upset to death! It is forbidden to sleep with the lady until you die from exhaustion! It is forbidden to sleep with your wife and pretend to be dead all night long!
57. Pull the big saw, pull the big saw, and sing a big show in front of grandma's house; pick up the daughter, invite the son-in-law, and the nephew and the boy will also go.
58. The little mouse went up to the lampstand, stole oil to eat, but couldn't get down. Meow, meow, meow, the cat came, and rolled down with its chirping.
59. The waves of Honghu Lake hit the waves, and it’s the same for you and me. No matter how hard you fold it, keep twisting it. If you don’t need to accompany it, you will be able to pick one for free.
60. Go out of your way to protect your brothers, and go out of your way to protect your beautiful women. Brothers are like arms and legs, beauties are like clothes, whoever wears my clothes I will cut off his arms and legs; beauties are like clothes, brothers are like arms and legs, whoever touches my arms and legs I will wear his clothes!
61. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Nowadays, whoever drinks is afraid of the other. One drink for you and one for me. Nowadays, whoever drinks is afraid of the other.
62. Smoking harms the lungs, drinking alcohol harms the stomach, saunas are too expensive, going to karaoke bars is expensive, and playing mahjong and gambling disturbs society. It is better to buy a beef tendon comb and it is more economical.
63. Search and search and search and find a good friend. Salute and shake hands. You are my good friend. Goodbye.
64. Jiang family sheep, Yang family wall, Jiang family sheep knocked down Yang family wall, Yang family wall crushed Jiang family sheep, Yang family wanted Jiang family to compensate for the wall, Jiang family wanted Yang family to compensate for the sheep.
65. You have a ticket for taking a train and a ticket for taking a boat. The combs you buy have laser anti-counterfeiting trademarks on them and are registered and trademarked. They are sold well all over the country.
66. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If being stylish is a mistake, then I've made it again and again. What a miserable life!
67. There are forty-four stone lions in front of the Shishi Temple, and the tree in front of the temple bears forty-four astringent persimmons; if the forty-four stone lions do not eat the forty-four astringent persimmons, the forty-four astringent persimmons will Persimmons will not eat forty-four stone lions.
68. I am a painter with strong painting skills. I want to paint the new house beautifully. I paint the roof and the walls. The brushes are flying in the air. Oh my, my little nose has changed. Yeah, things have changed.
69. Four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty. Ten cannot be said to be four, and four cannot be said to be ten. If you say it wrong, it will cause trouble.
70. A woman’s age is like a football, everyone chases after her. A woman's age is like a basketball, and everyone chases it. A woman's age is like a ping-pong ball, two people are playing back and forth. A woman's age is like golf, the farther she can hit it, the better.
71. The little bee is buzzing, flying to the west and east, passing pollen and collecting nectar. We learn from it to love labor.
72. The man is old and has no money. The second wife is pregnant, the third wife is a bad gambler, the fourth wife is a dead mother, the fifth wife is not good, the sixth wife is pregnant, and the seventh wife is hooky. Man, the eighth wife is jealous of me again, and the ninth wife’s aunt is here again.
73. A virgin is like tribute wine, and all men want to take a sip; *** is like red wine, and after one sip, you want to take two sips; your lover is like beer, which is refreshing and refreshing; your wife is like white wine, even if it tastes bad, Take a sip; pregnant women are like foreign wine, only take a sip if you can't help it!
74. Eight hundred pacesetters ran to the north slope, and the artillerymen ran side by side to the north. The artillerymen were afraid of touching the pacesetters, and the pacesetters were afraid of touching the artillery cannons.
75. When the little cat goes to school, the teacher lectures and it sleeps.
Hearing it with the left ear and hearing it with the right ear, do you think it’s funny or not?
76. You are the crow flying in the sky, I am the furry dog ??chasing me on the ground, you are my flashlight in the dark night, I am the fire starter for you to light the fire, you are the moon, I am Ya, without you, I will commit suicide.
77. Go east and west, see if you have it. If you don’t have it yet, take action when it’s time to take action. Opportunities don’t come every day.
78. A little pig is amazing. He wakes up at eight o'clock every morning and eats without bowls and chopsticks. He only uses his small mouth to eat. Do you think the little pig is stupid or not? He is still reading text messages.
79. Zhou Bapi, fifty-one, came to steal the chicken in the middle of the night. We were playing a game and caught Zhou Bapi.
80. La la la, la la la, I am a little expert in selling newspapers. I am running all over the street in the strong wind and rain. I can’t walk well and fall down. Today’s news is really good. I will buy it for seven copper coins. Two newspapers.
81. If you know how to stew my frozen tofu, come and stew my frozen tofu. If you don’t know how to stew my frozen tofu, don’t stew my frozen tofu.
82. Clear water, splash, soap bubbles, white flowers, small towel, wipe, wipe, love clean, good baby.
83. Chen Zhen and Shen Shen went to pan for gold. Chen and Shen went out together, but they had different intentions. Chen Zhen wanted to monopolize it, but Shen Shen had already planned it. Don’t you know that you need to work together to pan for gold, and it’s difficult to pan for gold if you’re distracted? Chen Zhen and Shen Chen returned home empty-handed.
84. There is no need to worry about combing the tendons of beef tendons in the green mountains outside the mountains. They can be constantly folded and twisted. What do you have to worry about?
85. One black, two black, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine and ten. I bought an ebony stem for my tobacco pipe, and I pinched both ends of it so that it was all black. The second brother painted his eyebrows to act, and when he looked in the mirror, the two lines were dark. The pink-skinned wall has the Chinese character Sichuan written on it, and you can see three black lines horizontally and vertically.
86. After 20 years of reform and opening up, no one is short of these 2 yuan. 2 yuan is relatively small, so you don’t have to look for it if you give it to me.
87. Grandma drinks cheese, and the cheese falls. Grandma fishes for cheese; uncle holds a dove, and the dove flies, and uncle grabs the dove; mother rides a horse, but the horse is slow, and mother scolds the horse; Niu Niu hits the cow, twists the cow, Niu Niu twists the cow. .
88. Two yuan is not much. You can’t buy a house or a car. If you can, you can only buy a toy car for your son that can’t emit smoke.
89. Today’s phenomenon: there are many beauties when you open a magazine, there are many TV advertisements when you open them, there are many clichés when you pick up a newspaper, and there are many signatures when you read an article.
90. Standards for a good wife: Cheating means being cute, being strict means hoping for a successful husband, not spending money means being thrifty, and spending money means being tasteful!
91. The pole is long and the bench is wide. The bench is not as long as the pole and the pole is not as wide as the bench. The shoulder pole should be tied to the bench. The bench does not allow the shoulder pole to be tied to the bench. The shoulder pole must be tied to the bench.