On a business trip in Ningbo, in order to save some money, I found a small hotel near the bus station. As soon as I moved in, I heard a middle-aged woman, a little sister, and a young man chatting in the corridor. The middle-aged woman asked the young man, "Young man, our little sister is very young at only 18 years old." The young man said: Yes, but it’s not my type! The middle-aged woman said: I just come out to have fun, and I don’t want to get married. Why do I like it so much? The little girl also helped and said, just for fun, the service is good! Just like that, the young man followed the little sister! I was sleeping in the room at night, and the sound insulation was not very good. I heard passionate sounds next door. You know that sound! It got quiet after a while! I heard the door open next door and the sound of feet walking towards my room. After a while, I heard a knock on the door and the voice of an older lady. Is anyone there? I said, what's the matter? The eldest sister said to open the door first! I said, I'm a little scared, just tell me if you have anything to say! She said, do you want to play? I said, what are you playing with? The eldest sister said, young man, you are still pretending to be stupid with me! I said, I don’t know! The eldest sister said, young man, open the door and the eldest sister will teach you how to play! I just won't open the door! The eldest sister finally got angry and said: Why is the young man so unwilling to open up? Why don't you come out just to have fun? I was also pissed off by my eldest sister! I yelled at her and said: Sister, you just finished your work and didn’t even take a break. You just want to work overtime! After hearing this, the eldest sister felt quite embarrassed and left! Afterwards, I felt that I was too principled and felt a little sorry for this kind-hearted elder sister.

There is a Wansheng Hotel next to the county hospital.

The mahjong room in Wansheng Hotel is very cheap, and my friends and I go there often.

The price is 240 yuan, the living room can play mahjong, and there are two beds in the room to rest, which is very comfortable.

Once, after dinner, we went to a room to play mahjong.

The front desk only charged 160. We didn’t care and thought it was a discounted price for an event.

After entering the room, we started fighting.

That night was also weird. I played until after two o'clock at night and I didn't win a single thing.

The takeaway arrived and we began intermission.

After eating the takeaway, I felt a little uncomfortable in my stomach and went to the bathroom.

While squatting in the bathroom, I suddenly found a line of words engraved on the door.

‘In the southerly direction, press the trademark once, and there will be a surprise. ’

I am sitting on the south side of the mahjong table. Is there something wrong with the table?

Back on the table, the hand was still terrible.

I took a look, and on the left side of the drawer was the mahjong table’s trademark, which looked like a plum blossom.

Since I had nothing to do, I just pressed it on the plum blossom and didn’t feel anything special.

The second set of my cards is the difference between two cards of one color.

I couldn't help but be a little excited, my forehead was sweating, and my hands were shaking.

A few of them saw that I had a big name, and they even used words to mock me.

Before they could finish their mocking jokes, I had already touched myself.

This one was the first one I played that night, and it was also the beginning of my ‘good luck’.

Soon I figured out the rules. As long as I clicked the club before shuffling the cards, I would get good cards in the next hand.

If you click twice, it will be cancelled.

After shuffling the cards, press it. It will take a handful of cards to get a good card.

That night was the most I have ever won, and I even failed twice.

The game ended the next morning.

A few of them were unconvinced and asked me how could I have made so many big names and still be so stupid?

They suspected there was something wrong with the mahjong table and checked it for a while.

In the end, they didn't find any problems. They just said that there was something weird in this room and they wouldn't play here next time.

While waiting to check out at the front desk, a buddy struck up a conversation with the girl at the front desk and talked about this room.

"How long has it been since you guys came to play?" the little girl asked.

"It's been a long time. Everyone has been busy at the end of the year." The buddy said.

"Something happened up there a while ago, in your room, didn't you know?" the little girl asked.

We became interested and asked her what was going on.

It turns out that the owner of a small factory nearby is named He, and he often comes to play mahjong with a few friends.

They open that room to play every time.

Once, for some unknown reason, two of Boss He’s friends got into a fight and broke the mahjong table.

Later, the two fighting men lost a mahjong table.

From then on, Boss He kept losing money. He lost all his wealth in less than half a year and owed loan sharks.

A few months ago, Boss He rented that room and lived alone for half a month.

Finally he invited his friends to play cards.

Kill the three Mayu in the room.

Because of this incident, the hotel was closed for a period of time.

The hotel has just reopened recently, so there is such a big discount.

A few of them immediately said that no wonder the room felt weird, and they really couldn’t play in that room next time.

Only I know that it was Boss He who discovered the secret of the mahjong table, so he got angry and did something unwise.

The words on the bathroom door were probably carved by him!

An insomniac girl with a heavy idol burden

During a project team building, my room was connected to the room next door. After everyone’s activities ended on the first day, I was bored in the hotel, so I went to see what the connecting door was about. When I opened the connecting door, I found that there was also a door on the other side, and I closed it.

I guess the next door heard me opening the door. After I closed the door, I heard the sound of opening the door from the other side. After hesitating for a few seconds, I couldn't restrain my curiosity and opened the door. At this time, I found that I was facing the bed in the next room, and there was a male colleague in cool clothes lying on the bed, as well as another male colleague standing in the middle of the room, stunned. I immediately closed the door, and then I heard loud laughter next door...

I love cycling. Look at my hairstyle, it’s standard. Rider hairstyle.

I once went on a bicycle trip and stayed in a youth hostel for the night. When I went there, there was only one vacant room, so the boss had to let me sleep in this room alone. I was quite happy. Because I am a relatively light person when sleeping, it is difficult to fall asleep if there are many people.

The distance I rode that day was quite long, so I fell asleep quickly. In the middle of the night, I heard a sound in the room, and I thought it was someone coming, but I was too tired, so I fell into a trance and continued to sleep.

When I woke up the next morning, I found that the group of people who came last night were four girls. One of the girls had already gotten up. When she saw me, she explained that the boss said last night that this was the only room available and they had no other place to go, so they had to stay here.

I was actually planning to continue setting off that day, but I didn’t, hehe, you know. As a result, someone else left at night, so the four girls moved to other rooms.

I went to a place on a business trip with an intern before, hahahaha...

It’s true. We had finished our work during the day and planned to sleep at night. . The facilities at the B&B where I stayed might not be very good. After the intern used the toilet, he told me aggrievedly that the toilet was broken. I thought it was just blocked. Then I planned to go in and take a look, but found that she refused to let me see it, saying it was disgusting. After I said it was okay several times, she let me in. Oh my god, the floor was full of indescribable things. It was the toilet and the part connecting it to the floor that was broken.

I yelled, and then started laughing. I thought it was so funny, hahahahahahaha...

Then my laughter was so loud that the people next door and the boss came to watch. , everyone laughed together, and then the intern ran out.

That intern later left after the internship period was over. Of course, I specifically asked her if it was because of this incident, and she said no.

01

A buddy was on a business trip with a female colleague and stayed in a hotel for the night. The female colleague blushed and said: How about getting a room. My friend was not happy when he heard this: He was on a business trip at public expense, so he didn’t know how to enjoy it and save the company money. Besides, it would be too crowded for two people to sleep in the same bed! The waiter opens two rooms. After checking out the room, my friend thought to himself: The company reimbursed me for one night's accommodation fee.

02

I remember when I was in college, there was a luxury hotel next to the school with a revolving restaurant above! At that time, we were particularly yearning for it. Half a year later, three of our classmates pooled together 2,000 yuan and wanted to go there and have fun! Unexpectedly, after arriving at the revolving restaurant, the waiter said to us enthusiastically: "Buffet hot pot, 28 yuan per person."

03

Yesterday, I went to a hotel to meet clients and saw the lobby. There is a new machine that says: Disinfect and wash mobile phones. Without thinking, I took out my phone and washed it - it came out really clean. Then, the phone can no longer be used. Watching TV in the evening, the news said that a guest in a hotel washed his mobile phone with a mobile phone washer. Therefore, the hotel changed the name of "disinfecting mobile phone washer" to "hand-washing and disinfecting machine".

04

I was having dinner with my dad’s friends when I suddenly felt the need to urinate, so I ran into the luxurious bathroom of this hotel. I walked into the urinal and took a look. There were big words on it, "Don't use it!" I chuckled in my heart. I am a qualified person with a higher education. I have taken photos in front of Tiananmen Square and slept in five-star hotels. I have never seen anything like this. ? So solve the problem calmly. After finishing the work, I enjoyed the treatment of a luxurious bathroom: automatic induction, automatic water spraying, and a large amount of water. I got gorgeously wet, and suddenly realized: Will I die if I put a comma?

05

What is the craziest thing you have ever done in a hotel?

Fold the quilt into tofu cubes and give the cleaning lady a surprise!

06

Yesterday I stayed in a hotel. The Nongfu Spring in the room cost 10 yuan a bottle. I bought 2 bottles outside for 4 yuan! I changed the mineral water in the hotel room, but the hotel staff didn’t notice it when I checked out today haha! This is called economic acumen. I got the 5 times difference in price like this. Now I am so excited to drink a bottle of mineral water for 10 yuan and ride on the train! ! Hahaha! ! !

07

I went out with my girlfriend yesterday and slept in a hotel room that night. Unexpectedly, the police came to check the room in the middle of the night during the anti-pornography and illegal activities. After the door opened, the police asked us to tell each other's names. My girlfriend suddenly got into trouble and said, "Uncle policeman, I don't know him!" Sister, can you please stop doing this to me?

08

I was staying in a hotel on a business trip with my female boss. There was only one room left, and the female boss said: Xiao Wang, you can book an overnight stay at an Internet cafe. As a girl, I must have a good rest. Remember to write a note to me for reimbursement of the overnight expenses...

09

A couple went to a hotel to book a room. The boy insisted on a computer room. The girl thought it was wasteful and disagreed. They kept arguing. The girl finally yelled, "Are you going to book a room to play with me or with the computer?" !

10

I went traveling with my boyfriend and went to the front desk of the hotel I booked. As soon as I arrived at the front desk, my boyfriend asked the waiter, is the sound insulation effect of your hotel good? I blushed and pulled the corner of my boyfriend's clothes. He ignored me and continued: If it's not good, my girlfriend will disturb others when she hits the king later!

I once went to a hotel to find a buddy. He came here on a business trip and asked me to have dinner in the afternoon. I went directly to the hotel where he was staying to find him.

It turned out that this guy was so mean that he reported a wrong room number to me. I went to the door of that room and heard the sound of intense men's and women's sports inside. Just when I was at a loss, his phone call came and he said he was sorry, but the room Wrong number! During the summer vacation a few years ago, I was on a business trip. Unexpectedly, my four-year-old son knew about it and had to go with me. I had no choice but to take him with me.

After taking him to do business during the day, when we rushed to the hotel in the evening, there was a stall selling children's toys on the roadside, and my son fell in love with a toy gun. If you don't buy it, you won't leave it. When I saw that the toy gun was made, it looked very similar to the real gun shown on TV, so I paid for it without saying a word and bought it for him.

When I was passing by the hotel corridor, my son suddenly put his arms around my neck and said, "Dad, let's play police and catch thieves. I will play the thief and you will play the police." Seeing my son so happy, I agreed. , so I took the toy gun and pointed it at my son who was about to run into the corridor of the room. I said exaggeratedly, "If you run again, I'm going to shoot." I also made a simulated shooting sound in my mouth, "Pah!" So did my son. They cooperated very well with the performance and got there as soon as they heard the gunfire.

Because this place happened to be at a corner, I walked to the corner and helped my son up. The father and son entered the room happily laughing and joking. Who knew that after a while, four or five policemen took us into the room? He kicked open the door of the room and pointed a real gun at us and said, "Please don't move, raise your hands and squat down. One of the policemen quickly picked up the children's toy gun we put on the table." At this time, I was caught in front of my eyes. The scene was so frightening that my son was so frightened that he burst into tears.

"The hotel called the police and said you were armed with a gun." One of the policemen said, "What? Armed with a gun. This is the toy gun I bought for my son. We were in the corridor. Yes, my son wants me to play police catching thieves with him. It’s not true.” The policeman doubtfully picked up the toy pistol and looked at it carefully before saying, “The toy gun you bought is so similar to the real gun. We have confiscated it and we are not allowed to play like this in the future."

When the police came back, I comforted my frightened son. Who knew that my son actually said, "Dad, did we act so well that the police thought we were really bad guys?" "Yes," I could only reply with a wry smile, "I won't dare to act so seriously again in the future."

The company sent me on a business trip, and I checked into a local hotel that night. When I first entered the room, I found that the smell of cigarette smoke was very strong, so I called the front desk service manager. The front desk replied: "Sir, please wait a moment. I will send someone to make your room smoke-free immediately." It felt so cool for a moment. What kind of black technology is this smoke-free treatment? After a while, a cleaning lady came and she opened all the windows and doors in my room...

When I entered the hotel, I felt that the hotel was very dilapidated. The sofa in the lobby had signs of fading, and the decoration at the front desk It’s also the style from 20 years ago. It doesn’t feel good right now. The room was, as expected, very old.

On the first night, the bed was turned soft but could not be turned back... so I changed rooms.

The bath faucet was broken the next night... I changed rooms.

On the third day, I was moved to the 10th floor. As a result, Alabama suffered a rare snowstorm. Halfway through the shower, there was no water... I called and found out that the pipes were frozen and cracked... I was asked to change rooms... …

I just came out of the hotel angrily. The ice at the door had not been cleared yet, so I fell down. I was thinking a lot on the ground, and all kinds of grievances rushed to my head...

I drank too much and woke up in the middle of the night looking for the toilet. I couldn't find it and peed on the floor. I woke up in the morning and bought four rolls of toilet paper and sucked it up bit by bit!

Jinghua was dumped, Zihua persuaded him to cheer up.

Zihua said: "Actually, the woman may not feel comfortable either.

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Jinghua: "Not feeling comfortable proves that she still likes me, so why did she abandon me? "

Zihua: "This...is probably called giving up over joy? ”