1. Men's biggest trouble is creditors, while women's biggest trouble is lovers.

2. For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman; For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has.

3. Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, while women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.

4. Men are women's whole world; A woman is a moon for a man.

5. Men who are in love try to express themselves, while women who are in love dress themselves up.

6. When a woman tells you that she hates you, it shows that she likes you; When a man says he hates you, he really hates you.

7. Women are kind because they are stupid; Men are stupid because they are kind.

8. It is an emergency for a man to kiss a woman on his own initiative; It is premeditated that a woman kisses a man on her own initiative.

9. Women, like Pepsi, have a certain shelf life; Men are like Remy Martin XO. The older they get, the more valuable they are.

1. Women can tolerate unhappy marriage, but can't tolerate unhappy love; Men can tolerate unhappy love, but not unhappy marriage.

11. Men are created by God according to the needs of the world, and women are created by God according to the needs of men.

12. When a woman is desperate, she will marry a man; When a man is desperate, a woman will divorce him.

13. There must be an unhappy love behind a melancholy woman, and an unhappy marriage behind a haggard man.

14. Women remarry for anger, while men remarry for luck.

15. Men and women may marry for their careers; A woman divorces a man for love.

16. The reason why men drink alcohol is that they are particularly tired recently; The reason why women are drunk is that they have been annoyed recently.

17. When a woman runs a red light, she usually gets angry with her boyfriend. Men run red lights, usually to compare courage with their friends.

18. What men often say when they are in love is that I love you, really. The most common question a woman asks after marriage is, Do you still love me? Tell the truth!

19. Men like to make friends with beautiful women; Women like to find obedient men as husbands.

2. When men pursue women, they are quick to attack, but the result is often after the rain clears; When a woman pursues a man, she penetrates slowly, but she can wear away the stone.

21. Men spend money on their mouths, while women spend money on their faces.

22. A man entrusts his girlfriend to his buddy's care, and finally his girlfriend becomes his buddy's wife, and the buddy takes care of it; A woman entrusts her boyfriend to her sisters to take care of her, and as a result, her sisters become her boyfriend's wives, and they can't be her.

23. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will have a quarrel with the traffic police, and the woman will advise him. If a woman is fined for illegal parking, she will have a quarrel with the man around her, and the traffic police will advise her.

24. A man is like Bluetooth. When you are around, he is connected. But as soon as you walked away, he searched for other peripherals! Women are like wifi, they can see all the devices that can be connected, but they will choose the best one!

25. Men are always rude and careless, and men never understand women's thoughtfulness; And women are always paying attention to details and delicate feelings, and women will never understand men's indifference.

26. Women are like Sydney, sweet on the outside and sour on the inside. Men usually give up before they eat their hearts, and never know that women are sour inside. Men are like onions, and women peel them layer by layer very hard, and each layer will shed tears. Stripped to the end, only to find that men are heartless.

27. Men are futures, spot goods, smart goods and jumping goods; Women are football, chasing and grabbing, basketball, chasing and running, table tennis, playing around, golf, and playing as far away as possible.

28. If a woman insists on celibacy, people will think that there is something wrong with her; When a man insists on celibacy, people will think that he is enterprising.

29. Men are extremely smart when they are in love; Women are stupid when they are in love.

3. Men have a sense of accomplishment when they have lovers, while women feel guilty when they have lovers.

31. Men become miserable after falling in love; Women become neurotic after falling in love.

32. Women yearn for each other's naked hearts during their love; Men yearn for each other's naked bodies during their love.

33. Men become bad when they have money, and women become rich when they become bad.

34. The content of men's book is more attractive than the cover, and the cover of women's book is usually more attractive than the content.

35. Men's eyes depend on radiation; And a woman's heart depends on conduction.

36. Women are full of fantasies when they are gentle; Men are full of longing when they are gentle.

37. When a man is in love, he expects nothing from each other. Women want everything from each other when they are in love.

38. A man who doesn't want property at the time of divorce is definitely not a good man; A woman who doesn't want property in divorce must be a good woman.

39. Women value men's tomorrow, while men value women's today.

4. The man who is most afraid of his wife at home dares not contradict his mother-in-law; A woman who fears her husband most at home dares to contradict her mother-in-law.

41. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, his relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, her relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

42. Women never forget to look in the mirror when they go shopping, while men always look at the money in their wallets when they go shopping.

43. No matter how clever a woman is, she is confused about her appearance, and no matter how stupid a man is, she is sober about her appearance.

44. Men have nothing to say when they are in pain, and women say anything when they are angry.

45. A woman who makes a man tired must be beautiful, and a man who makes a woman tired must be rich.

46. A man kissing a woman is to recover the loan; When a woman kisses a man, she releases her investment.

47. It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie.

48. Women are like eggs, hard on the outside and pure on the inside. Men are like mangoes, yellow outside and yellow inside.

49. Men are often looked down upon by women because of their weakness, and women often win men's sympathy with their tears.

5. Women save money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend on other women in the future.

51. Men looking around in the street are called malicious, while women looking around on the road are called bright eyes and good eyes.

52. Men get a doctorate because of their low IQ, while women get a doctorate because of their low EQ.

53. When a man is in love, he wants to express himself as much as possible, while when a woman is in love, she wants to dress herself up to the fullest.

54. Men learn English to prove that they are good, while women learn English to prove that they are no longer good.

55. Women use patient makeup to hide their faces; Men hide their content by pretending to be deep.

56. A woman's youth marks a value; And a man's youth is superficial.

57. Women learn to talk in their sleep when they are in love; Men get rid of swearing in love.

58. Men dare to promise anything; Women dare to want anything.

59. A woman always wants her to be his last woman; A man always wants him to be her first man.

6. A man's love means to be rich and mature; When a woman is in love, it means simplicity and sliding into the abyss.

61. The way for a man to test a woman is to fly away; The way a woman tests a man is to be late for a date.

62. If a woman sends a thousand dollars, she will tell the man that she sent a thousand dollars and her friend that she sent five hundred dollars. When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell the woman that he sent five hundred dollars and his friend that he sent one thousand five hundred dollars.

63. Men look at women, they are the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the most ugly after divorce, and then they become beautiful after divorce; Women look at men most sincerely when they are in love, most bored after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce, and sincere after divorce.

64. Men are like peaches. Men are soft on the outside and hard on the inside. Eat slowly and bite slowly. Women are like eggs. Women have a hard shell and a soft inside, so handle them with care.

65. The best packaging for men is maturity, and the best packaging for women is gentleness.

66. Men are the price of women, and women are the trademarks of men.

67. Women are controlled by love, and men are controlled by women.

68. A failed man likes to compare his wife with others, and a successful woman likes to compare her husband with others.

69. Men who are lovelorn will be bolder to pursue new love, while women who are lovelorn are more timid to pursue new love.

7. Smart men regard women as prey, while stupid men regard women as pets.

71. A woman wants a divorce because she has a handle on a man, and a man wants a divorce because he knows the details of a woman.

72. Smart men say half and half, while smart women turn a blind eye.

73. Men have power when they think of women, and women become beautiful when they think of men.

74. Women are single because there is no man worth loving; Men are single because no women give love.

75. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.

76. Men's love is looking around, while women's love is quietly comparing.

77. If a man falls in love with a woman, he often can't find the north; If a woman falls in love with a man, she often makes him unable to find the north.

78. Men choose women and aim at their faces; Women choose men and focus on wallets.

79. A man's shoulders and arms can be generous at any time; A woman's shoulders and arms are love, which can only be left to the person she loves.

8. Women are always hovering between being single or getting married. Men just wander between beautiful women and wives who are no longer beautiful.

81. The only way for a woman to maintain her figure is to keep falling in love; The only way for a man to maintain his worth is to keep succeeding.

82. If a man files for divorce, it is often that he has already disliked his wife. If a woman asks for a divorce, it is often that her husband no longer likes her.

83. Men are eager to talk to women about their difficulties, but women are willing to listen to men show off their success.

84. Women's mistakes are made up by men, and men's mistakes are made up by gifts.

85. Men fall in love for marriage; Women marry for love.

86. A woman's happiness lies in that she really loves me; A man's happiness lies in that she is worthy of my love.

87. Before getting engaged, a man is like a grandson, obedient; After engagement, like a son, learn to talk back; After marriage, like Lao Zi, give orders. Before a woman is engaged, like a swallow, she can fly as she likes; After engagement, like a dove, she can fly but dare not fly far; After marriage, like a duck, I can't fly.

88. Men need good skills to fall in love, while women need face-lifting skills to fall in love.

89. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, while a man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

9. Men fall in love because they attack rashly; Women fall in love because they can't dodge.

91. Before marriage, men should borrow money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should borrow money to let men eat well.

92. Behind a successful man, there must be a great woman; There must be an unsuccessful man behind a great woman.

93. Men regard the world as their home, while women regard their home as their world.

94. If a man wants to win a woman's heart, he must not dress worse than her. If a woman wants to capture a woman's heart, at least she can't dress better than her!

95. No matter whether the weather is good or not, it is women who will take to the streets. Whether the weather is good or not, it is men who don't want to go shopping.

96. Before marriage, men should also let women eat well when they borrow money, and after marriage, women should also let men eat well when they borrow money.

97. A man's maturity is not necessarily due to a good woman, but a woman's awakening must be due to a bad man.

98. Men want to simplify the complicated process of falling in love; Women love to complicate simple things.

99. Women are used to betting on love; Men are used to betting on marriage.

1. Women's expectations of men have risen faster than prices, and men's feelings for women have become more diligent than the stock market. Men and women

It's hard for men to have sex with women for the first time, but it's getting easier later. It's easy for women to have sex with men for the first time, and it's getting harder later. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but a man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

Before marriage, men should borrow money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should borrow money to let men eat well. Men's affairs are reflected in their increasingly busy work, while women's affairs are reflected in their increasingly salty cooking. The poorest men don't bargain when they buy food, and the richest women bargain when they buy food.

When a woman tells you that she hates you, it shows that she likes you. When a man tells you that he hates you, he really hates you. Traditional men are pure before marriage, but they start fooling around after marriage. Modern men fool around before marriage and become honest after marriage. Traditional women are honest before giving birth, and they begin to dream after giving birth. Modern women dream before giving birth and become honest after giving birth.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman's support, and behind every successful woman, there are a lot of men's support. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei, and the woman that men like most is Pan Jinlian.

Men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the most ugly after divorce, and the most beautiful after divorce. Women look at men, the most sincere when they are in love, the most boring after marriage, the most hypocritical before divorce, and then sincere after divorce.

For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman. For women, the most handsome man is the man who already has it. Women are always afraid of men's sex, but they don't like men when they go to bed. Men always think women are coquettish when they go to bed, but they are afraid women are not coquettish when they go to bed.

A man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship, and a woman gives a man underwear to show that he has a lover relationship.

Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind. A man who doesn't want property in divorce is definitely not a good man, and a woman who doesn't want property in divorce is definitely a good woman.

If a woman's company sends out a thousand dollars, she will tell her man that she sent out a thousand dollars, her friend that she sent out 5 dollars, and the man's company sent out a thousand dollars, and he will tell her that she sent out 5 dollars and her friend that she sent out 1,5 dollars. Women save private money to spend it on their husbands in the future, while men save private money.