Wukong: Let go!

Tang Seng: Do you want it? Wukong, if you want something, just speak. If you don't tell me, how will I know what you want? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ...

Wukong: Oh my god! (Wukong knocked down Tang Monk with one punch.)

Guanyin: Huh? Sun Wukong!

Wukong: Did everyone see it? This guy talks at length about his mother-in-law and his mother-in-law. It’s like there’s a fly buzzing around you all day long. Sorry, it’s not just one fly. It’s a bunch of flies surrounding you, buzzing... buzzing... buzzing... flying into your ears. Inside, help! (Wukong fell to the ground and rolled, extremely painful.)

Wukong: So I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled out its intestines, and then used its intestines to strangle its neck and pulled hard. ,Oh--! The whole tongue is sticking out! I raised the knife again and dropped it -! The whole world is purified. Now everyone understands why I want to kill him!

(The seventh day is here. The Niu Mansion is decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations. A gallows is set up in the square, and Tang Monk is tied to it and protected by two little demons.)

Tang Monk :How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? Tell me something, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

(Opposite the gallows is a high platform. The purple rosy phoenix crowns the rosy hat, and is full of worries.)

(Sha Seng and Xiangxiang also sneaked into the wedding scene, waiting for an opportunity to save people.)

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Tang's Monk: So being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a human demon.

(Little Demon Armor started to vomit.)

Tang Seng: Hey, he understands, do you understand?

(Check the soles of everyone’s feet and walk up to one person)

Spider Spirit: Why is there a scar?

Help follower: This is not a scar, this is just mud!

Spider Spirit: Wash the mud clean, or I will chop it off!

The second boss: Gang leader, why is she looking at the soles of our feet?

Zhizunbao: Fortunately, I am only looking at the soles of my feet, not my buttocks.

The second boss: Are you afraid?

Supreme Treasure: You are afraid, not me.

Second Master: Why?

Zhizunbao: There are so many prickly heat on your butt, maybe she will say your butt is unclean and cut it off!

The second boss: How do you know my butt?

Supreme Treasure: The blind man said he peeked at you while you were taking a shower.

The second in charge: Huh? Why do you want to peek at me taking a shower?

Blind man: I’m not just peeking at you, I’ve peeked at everyone

Everyone: Huh? Take a peek at our butts!

(Check the Supreme Treasure)

Spider Spirit: Huh? Why is there so much hair?

Supreme Treasure: It’s normal! The hair on other parts of my body is more lush. How about it? Does it make you feel itchy to see it?

(The spider spirit tore off the hair on its feet)

Supreme Treasure: Ah. . .

Spider Spirit: You mean it grows more lushly there?

Zhizunbao: Oh, no, actually I only have hair on my head and soles of my feet. It probably grows in the wrong place.

Spider Spirit: Hum, starting from today, I want you to check everyone who passes by here day and night.

Supreme Treasure: Check, check what?

Spider Spirit: Check the soles of their feet. If you find three moles, notify me immediately, hum!

The second boss: Gang leader, we don’t go robbing, we just look at the soles of people’s feet. If our peers find out, they will laugh at us as perverts!

Zhizunbao: She can’t fight with open swords and guns, but she can’t defend herself against hidden arrows. Let her try the Five Poison Ecstasy incense at midnight tonight, rape her first and then kill her!

Second Master: Hey, what a good plan!

Zhizunbao: You think it’s good too, right? Then I’ll leave this task to you!

The second in charge: Huh? Do you think so highly of me? Forget it!

Supreme Treasure: Yeah. . .

Second Leader: No need, the gang leader doesn’t need to kneel down!

Zhizunbao: You think I want to kneel down, it’s because my legs don’t work!

Blind Man: Gang Leader, your Seven Injury Fist injuries are getting more and more serious!

Zhizunbao: I still have my hands, I will not give in, hahahaha. . .

(Fell into the shit pit)

The second leader: The gang leader fell into the shit pit, gang leader. . .

Supreme Treasure: Keep people under the sword! It turned out to be suicide. Why did you commit suicide?

Bai Jingjing: I’ll kill you first! Supreme Treasure: Hero! Please let me go!

Bai Jingjing: Let you go? Give me a reason not to kill you!

Zhizunbao: Just thinking...give me a reason to kill me first!

Bai Jingjing: OK! You left me without saying a word, and you gave birth to a son to my senior sister!

Zhizunbao: You have completely misunderstood...

Bai Jingjing: Looking for death! (Swinging his sword to cut)

Supreme Treasure: No, hero! I went back to get the antidote with your senior sister to save you. Who knew that it was a step too late and I couldn't find you when I went back.

Bai Jingjing: You lied to me!

Supreme Treasure: You don’t believe it? (Take out the jade pendant) Look!

Tang Seng: Sister, this is your fault!

Guanyin: Huh?

Tang Monk: Wukong wants to eat me. It is just an idea and has not become a fact. You have no evidence, so why is he guilty? Why don't you wait until he eats me and you have the evidence to convict him?

Guanyin: Tang Sanzang, I have heard of your wordiness a long time ago, but I didn’t expect you to be so wordy! I gave you the diamond ring to subdue this monkey, but you didn't use it!

Tang’s Monk: Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. It is heavy in front and light in back, wide on the left and narrow on the right. It makes him very uncomfortable after wearing it. He can’t sleep all night. It will hurt me! Although he is a monkey, you can't treat him like this. If the government finds out, they will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of that diamond ring, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He has exquisite workmanship, fair prices, and is an honest man. Why don't I introduce you to a custom-made one?

Tang Seng: I won’t embarrass you. Sister, please tell the Jade Emperor that the poor monk is willing to sacrifice his life for the sake of his life! As the saying goes, if I don’t go to hell, who will? Please understand, sister, that I am doing this simply because I want to influence the bad guys to match my Buddha’s compassionate and fearless spirit!

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Tang Monk: Wukong, do you know what Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang is?

Supreme Treasure: What clang clang clang clang?

Tang Seng: Dang Gang Dang Dang Dang Dang, is (singing)

On-lyy--! Can you accompany me to the Western Scriptures...

Supreme Treasure: Hey...

Tang Monk: On--ly you--!

I will take the blame, I will send you to death, and I will try my best to serve all sentient beings!

Zhizunbao: I really can’t do it, let me tell you...

Tang Monk: On-On--!