Short speeches at the wine table
Short speeches at the wine table. In addition to eating and drinking, toasting words are also essential at the wine table. A simple and generous toasting word can not only Adding points to yourself can also bring you closer to the people drinking at the same table. The following is a brief speech at the wine table. A brief speech at the wine table 1
1. The germs will not survive after drinking white wine. Wine is a cold medicine, and drinking it will help you feel better. Wine is like beauty cream. The more you drink, the brighter your face will be.
2. Long raised his head and drank two glasses of wine. I don’t respect outsiders and friends. I respect you as an equal.
3. When fellow villagers meet fellow villagers, drink all the wine. When a fellow villager meets a fellow villager, he must drink a glass of wine. When a fellow villager meets a fellow villager, a toast should be made with both hands.
4. Although at the wine table, "If you have deep feelings, take a sip; if you have shallow feelings, give it a lick." But you must not keep this sentence on your lips when drinking.
5. If you drink a kilogram, drink a bucket, you will be promoted to vice president later! If you know how to drink from a barrel, you can drink from a jar. The director of the winery will let you be!
6. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than leave a gap in my feelings. As long as you don't have feelings, follow up and organize and don't fall behind.
7. Pair tea with wine. The more you drink, the better. I wish you will become richer and richer. Drink some tea to warm your stomach, and you won't get drunk if you drink some more.
8. One cup of love, two cups of love, and three cups of love are good brothers. Drink one glass to drink, drink two glasses to toast, and drink three glasses to express your true feelings.
9. You have a high position but little responsibility. You sleep until you wake up naturally every day. Others work overtime, so you get a raise. You can count money until your hands cramp.
10. Young people: As the saying goes, heroes emerge from youth. I wish you are young and promising, successful in your studies and career.
11. One cup of gold, two cups of silver, and three cups make a cornucopia. You see, we have all the gold and silver. It’s time for the fourth cup to be put into storage.
12. The lady persuaded me to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I gave the boss a glass of wine, but the boss thought I was ugly if he didn’t drink.
13. Pour someone else’s wine eighty percent full: The person who pours the wine for others should not be too full nor too little. It is best to pour it eighty percent full.
14. When the leader drinks with you, he is giving you a face. No matter how much the leader wants you to drink, you should do it first as a respect. Remember, keep your hands and the cup low.
15. If you drink and eat, you will always be young. If you eat and drink, the more you eat, the better. Eat more vegetables, drink more wine, and happiness will follow.
16. Don’t talk about business on the table. Once you’ve finished drinking, the business will be almost done. Everyone understands in their hearts, otherwise they won’t be open to drinking with you.
17. Sleeping in spring without waking up, hearing birds singing everywhere
Simple and generous toasts
1. To be proud of life Have fun, please drink up this glass of blessing. A hundred years of life come in one moment, drink a cup of blessing wine and enjoy a hundred years.
2. If you don’t drink, he won’t drink. Who will take such a good wine away? If you don’t get drunk, he won’t get drunk. Who will sleep in a high-end hotel?
3. As long as there is emotion, whatever you drink is wine. As long as the feelings are there, there will be no wine left in the cup. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn't matter how much you drink.
4. With an excited heart and trembling hands, I brought a glass of wine to the leader. I would not leave until the leader drank. If the leader drank, I would still have it.
5. One cup doesn’t work, why? Because one chopstick cannot pick up vegetables, one leg cannot walk, and one hand cannot clap.
6. A pair of fish heads means great fortune and wealth. The head of the fish and the tail of the fish are perfect, the head and the tail are connected, good things come one after another, the head and the tail of the fish go smoothly.
7. Donkey meat, dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground. Eating donkey meat will prolong your life, drinking donkey soup will extend your life forever.
8. If the emotion is shallow, lick it; if the emotion is thick, it is not enough to drink; if the emotion is weak, it is not enough to drink; if the emotion is iron, it will bleed after drinking.
9. If the leader drinks a glass of wine, he will have money and wealth. If you want to have money, you have to finish drinking. If you want to have wealth, you have to drink.
10. Rinse your mouth with one, two, and two ounces, do not count wine with three ounces and four ounces, walk on the wall with five ounces and six ounces, and still roar after seven or eight ounces.
11. There must be a glass of wine in the end, so don’t leave your glass empty. You can't run away~
12. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you will be. Wine is like beauty cream. The more you drink, the brighter your face will be. Liquor is made from grain, and it will be the same no matter what you drink. Liquor is a bad guy, and the more you drink, the better it gets.
13. Whether your feelings are deep or not depends on whether you are bored after drinking. If you feel your feelings are shallow, then give it a lick.
14. The lady persuades me to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I will pour a glass of wine for the boss. If the boss doesn’t drink, he thinks I’m ugly.
15. The show is performed one by one, and the wine is drunk one cup at a time. Don’t be anxious now. You have to get through it later.
16. Driver, you are in charge of the direction of the top and the route of the bottom. As the saying goes, good people have a safe life. I wish you a safe journey in the future.
17. Life is a kaleidoscope. Congyan is in the scenic spot, the sun is in the east and the rain is in the west. Drinking starts from here.
18. If you can’t drink it, don’t take the first sip. Just hold your rice bowl and pick up the vegetables while eating. Short speech at the wine table 2
How to "speak" at the wine table
Best friends
The best friends mentioned here refer to people who have known each other for many years, although they are not dog skin. Socks, but even if we haven't seen each other for half a year, when we meet, we can talk about "shit" and "break the scum" at each other. With these people together, any "indescribable" plot can be narrated vividly, and any "unspeakable" phrase can be used flexibly.
Template: Dear children and uncles here, I have been dead for several months, but I drank a lot of unjust wine, which made me dizzy and difficult to lift my "head", but after a while When I see you, I feel that I am still in need of wine. My big head trembles and my small head flutters. One word, "Shock!". (Raises the goblet)
For the first sip, let’s take a “taste of the aroma”. It makes me shake my head. Drink a quarter first!
For the second bite, let’s do a “deeper explanation” and try harder, guys, and make another third!
For the third sip, let’s have another “excessive” drink. Drink it all and finish it. Whoever can’t finish it will be “impotent” when he goes home tonight!
Strangers
When you meet strangers who are not familiar with each other, you can't be so unscrupulous. In one word, "pretend". The first impression is important. Pretend to be elegant, modest, and tasteful.
Template: Hello, brothers, sisters and sisters, my name is so-and-so, I work wherever I am now, I am honored to be able to gather with you today on such an intoxicating spring night (the passionate summer Nights, autumn nights, orange-yellow-green days). As the saying goes, "Birds of a feather flock together, people form groups." It is the same ambitions, hobbies, and interests that bring people like us who are not from the same family into the same family. For the sake of new friends getting to know each other, and for the sake of new families becoming closer and more loving, I suggest that we all raise our glasses.
The first cup is to celebrate, to celebrate our meeting, to celebrate our love at first sight, to celebrate our late acquaintance.
The second cup is a blessing. I wish all of you here may be prosperous in business, prosper in politics, and be successful in learning.
The third cup is hope. I hope that in the days to come, we will live happily together, bear sorrow together, drink enough water with affection, and drink good wine together. I'll finish it first!
Leaders
This kind of occasion usually involves going on a business trip or doing errands with the leader. After that, the leader invites old friends to have dinner together. Of course, you have to pay for it yourself and touch you on the tip of a knife. Just trust the ball. Remember, don’t be stupid and jump up and down. The leader is always the protagonist and it will never be your turn to receive the drink. But when your boss drinks until your eyes are wet and your hair is smoking, he may ask you to pass. On the premise of expressing respect for the leader and supporting the leader's face, if you also want to express yourself appropriately, you can also give a brief "speech". One more thing: keep it short! Be humble but not mean, humorous but not glib.
Template: Hello fellow leaders, I have been working in the office all day and have not gone out much. Today, a certain leader took me out, which broadened my horizons and gained my knowledge. Especially when I saw so many senior officials, I was excited and nervous. You see, my palms are sweaty and my wrists are shaking.
Today I am working in service, and it was not my turn to toast, but just now the leader of such and such authorized me, so I don’t know how to be generous, and it is better to obey orders than to be respectful.
I will drink three drinks to report to the leaders, and then report to the leaders individually.
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Colleagues
When colleagues drink together, they often finish a big job together or have been tired for a year. At the end of the year, everyone Get together for a meal, have a drink and relax. Again, no matter who treats you, you have to pay for it yourself. Don’t go to a big hotel. If you don’t want to be invited to tea by someone, don’t do it! Colleagues get along day and night, and the time together is much longer than with family members. They need more emotional lubrication and adjustment. You can say a few more words, but the speech needs to be artistic. Here’s a reminder: Colleagues are the people you interact with the most every day. We all know each other’s weight and weight, so don’t pretend to be struck by lightning!
Template: Come on, stay in formation, it’s my turn!
This first glass is a thank you wine. First of all, I would like to thank my leaders for always caring for me, giving me guidance in work and helping me in life. Our section chiefs (section chiefs, directors) take care of my shortcomings and make small mistakes, otherwise I would still be a fool; secondly, I would like to thank all brothers. My sisters are considerate and considerate of me, especially since I have a lot of things at home, and everyone does a lot of work for me, otherwise my wife would not even ask me to go to bed.
This second glass is a wine of love. We all work in the same department. We meet at eight in the morning and go home at six in the afternoon. It is even more common for us to stay up all night and work overtime together. We go home to help our children with their homework and put them on the bed. They can't even say a few words to their wife, let alone We are living a "life", so in a sense, our relationship is deeper than that of our wife.
This third glass is a wine of emotion. Our jobs are getting more and more one after another. In one word, "tired"! Especially the section chiefs (section chiefs, directors), today we must allow us to promote democracy and give you some advice. If you don't take care of yourself, the brothers will not be able to stand it! Brothers are all following you. You are our soul and our backbone. You must set an example for us in the future. Don’t work so hard, and don’t be so willful just because you think you are a leader! We have to supervise from now on. Come on, let's do it!
Classmates
When old classmates get together, the most common topic is nostalgia. Never mention your job title and try to mention your work as little as possible, otherwise you will easily annoy others. You can tell the truth about old lovers, laugh at dirty things, and be cute, romantic, and playful. The most important thing is to return to your true nature.
Template: Brothers, today we finally get together for the first time. In one sentence: walk in with two legs and climb out with four legs. I've received the drink, so I'll give you some sarcastic words.
The first drink is for our brothers sleeping in the upper bunk. Who cries loudly when they are heartbroken, who drinks and vomits all over the floor, who climbs over the wall to play games online, who grinds his teeth while sleeping and farts. Anyone, raise your hands! Those who don’t raise their hands have a drink, those who raise their hands have two drinks!
The second cup is a tribute to the era of fluttering white clothes. She runs around the playground with you at night, she stays up all night watching movies with you, she watches you play ball and wipes away the sweat from your eyes, she accompanies you to self-study in the evening to make others jealous, she treats you at the break-up dinner After drinking the last glass of wine, he burst into tears. Brothers, don’t think about it, I already have two children! Have a drink!
The third cup, I wish you the best of my life. At that time, you rocked your long hair and acted cool, but now you are full of fat and butter. At that time, your eyes were bright and never hesitated, but now you look disgusting with a treacherous look on your face. At that time, you had no money to go out for dinner, and you couldn't even take care of your living expenses. , now you have a house, a house, a car, a table full of delicacies from the mountains and the sea, and you don’t even bother to look at it. Our heads have become rounder and our waists have become thicker. The only thing that remains unchanged is the sexual love that comes and goes at any time in this life. Brief speech at the wine table 3
Common sense of wine table etiquette
Wine-pouring etiquette
After entering the table, the host should first pour wine for the guests, and the wine bottle should be opened on the spot , when pouring wine, you should hold the wine bottle in your right hand and face the label towards the guests.
The posture when pouring wine should be correct. You should stand on the right side behind the guest. Your body should be neither close to the guest nor too far away.
When pouring wine, hold the lower part of the bottle firmly with your left hand, gently pinch the neck of the bottle between your thumb and index finger, and then pour the wine. Do not pour the wine with one hand.
When pouring wine, the wine glass should be placed on the dining table. The mouth of the bottle should not touch the mouth of the wine glass. The distance is about 2 cm. Don't fill the wine glass too full, it's better to fill it up to 80%. If it is beer, pour it slowly so that it flows into the glass along the edge to avoid creating a lot of foam.
If there are older people or colleagues with higher positions present, or guests coming from afar, they should be served wine first. If this is not the case, pour the wine in clockwise order. If a guest doesn't like to drink this kind of wine, it's best not to force it. You can substitute other wine or drinks to show respect for the guest.
Before drinking the first glass of wine, the host should give a toast. The toast should focus on the central topic of the party. The language should be short, concise, cordial, and have certain connotations, which can create a good atmosphere for the banquet.
When clinking glasses, the host and guest of honor clink glasses first, and then clink glasses with other guests one by one. If there are a large number of people, they can raise their glasses at the same time, not necessarily clink their glasses. Be careful not to cross and clink glasses when toasting. Be sincere and enthusiastic when asking guests to drink, but do not force them to pour wine. What's more, we should avoid drinking too much and we must control it within one-tenth of our alcohol consumption to avoid making gaffes or losing our composure.
Toasting etiquette
1. The first thing is not to get drunk.
2. You can only offer a toast, but do not persuade someone to drink.
3. When pouring wine for others, the hand holding the bottle should have the back of the hand facing upwards, and do not turn your wrist to pour wine. When pouring white wine, you should listen to the attitude of the person being toasted, and do not force it to fill up; when pouring red wine, you should not fill it up, only 1/3; beer can be filled up, but try not to overflow the foam.
4. When someone else is pouring wine for you, hold the cup with one hand or slightly flex the index finger and middle finger of one hand and tap the table to show your gratitude. Do not ignore the toaster or show an arrogant attitude. .
5. Don’t raise your glass to toast when the host is speaking. This is very rude to the speaker.
6. Once you find that you are too drunk, you must pay attention to your image and do not use alcohol to act crazy.
7. If someone offers you a toast, don’t refuse it, but don’t drink it all in one go and explain to the other person sincerely that you can’t drink more. Don't believe that if you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick them. Something like that.
Toasts
I wish you: good health, smooth work, a prosperous career, everything goes as you wish
I wish you: happiness like the East China Sea Long flowing water, longevity as old as the pines in Nanshan!
I wish you: great blessings in the sky, boundless happiness!
I wish you: happiness as in the East China Sea, life as long as Nanshan.
I wish you: good health, long life, and great joy!
I wish you: good health! Good luck!
I wish you: great wealth and happiness! Year!
I wish you: Happy New Year, happiness and good health!
I wish you: Full of blessings and endless life!
I wish you: Good luck and good fortune. !
I wish you: smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three sheep prospering, peace in all seasons, five blessings, good luck in six and six, seven stars shining brightly, wealth coming from all directions, ninety-nine concentric, perfect, everything goes well, Good luck in everything and all the best!
I wish you: Happy New Year and all the best!
I wish you: good health and all the best!
I wish you: good luck May all your wishes come true!
I wish you: happiness, good fortune, and good health!
I wish you (aunt): happiness, worry-free, and eternal youth!
I wish you: happy children and a happy family!
I wish you: a prosperous life, happiness and good fortune!