I have summarized N possibilities, just laugh slowly -

I will help you analyze the possibilities. I estimate there are several possibilities

Version 1< /p>

1. The earth’s signal is weak and cannot receive the signal from the m78 nebula

2. There are monsters that interfere with you, making it impossible for you to carry out effective transformation

3. It may be that someone has already used the transformation and is fighting small monsters, so the line is busy

4. Maybe the divine light stick is a consecration method. The consecration method is:

(1) Get it The main hall of Shaolin Temple was consecrated by the host himself.

(2) The 38th generation disciple of Gui Guzi, Gui Gui, opened a furnace to refine the weapon and process it into an artifact. It should not be too smooth and should be roughened and polished. Polish the sharp edges, blood grooves, and then use the sharp stick!

5. Maybe the divine light stick you bought has expired. If it is an expired classmate who wants to defeat you, you can use the special move Hokage Secret Technique Millennium Kill; push the divine light stick violently into your classmate's body. chrysanthemum. Grasp the handle of the stick, stir it from side to side, sometimes faster and sometimes slower, nine shallow and one deep. It will definitely make him die. Do not spread this method to others

6. Because you don’t have an Ultraman jacket! After having the two main parts of Ultraman Jacket and Divine Light Rod, you still need an accessory, which is two salted eggs or a bra, which can be worn directly on the head! (Note: It will be ineffective if worn elsewhere!). With these things in hand, stand on the bed and let the fan blow on your Ultraman jacket. Then, jump up and do a somersault between 0.1-0.5 seconds after your feet touch the ground. (Note that it is between 0.1-0.5 seconds, it will be invalid after this time!) Remember to say the spell and shout: "Transform! Bumpman". So you can transform!

7. Because what you bought is made in China and is a fake among fakes, it cannot be transformed.

8. The important thing is that you are not Japanese. This prop is only for Japanese NC children. If lz is Chinese, would you mind if the poster sells the energy belt and transforms into a golden armored warrior? He is definitely stronger than Tiga but not weaker than Tiga

Version 2

1: Maybe your belief is still there Not enough. Only after you die fighting a monster will the transformer take effect, allowing you to resurrect and become Ultraman.

2: Maybe you are not from Earth. Our products are only for use by Earthlings. I think you need to go to the hospital to check whether you are a human from another dimension.

3: It may be that the transformation props you bought are fake and inferior products. There are many people on the earth who want to become Ultraman, and some small vendors make fake transformation tools for everyone to buy. Good money. So please be sure to check whether there is an "Ultra Label" unique to our Ultra Country on the back of the transformer, which says "M78"

4: It may be that the transformer itself is malfunctioning , please rest assured that we will repair or replace it for you free of charge within 30,000 years. But since I am currently busy teaching my apprentice Mebius the "way of selling," I would like you to fly to the Land of Ultra in person.

5: The spell of the transformer is not recited correctly. Our transformation spell is more than thirty bytes long. When transforming, you must be clear and recite the transformation spell word for word. , and it must be completed within 3 seconds, so it requires professional training. Please trouble your Chinese teacher about this. It's all in the spell manual, so read it yourself.

6: Maybe the Ultraman represented by this transformer is at odds with you, so he doesn’t want to combine with you to defeat monsters.

7: It may be that your age has not reached the age of Ultraman himself. Our Ultraman can only come to earth to fight when he is 10,000 years old. Compared with humans, he is only 18 years old. Maybe you are too young to fight monsters, please wait a few more years.

8: Maybe you don’t want to transform because you want to save the earth, but you want to transform because you love the limelight. Your mentality transformer is very clear. If your mentality is not right, the transformer cannot recognize you as the savior, so it cannot transform.

9: Maybe you are holding Ultraman Tiga's transformation device, but the Ultraman you are thinking of in your heart is Eddie. There is a conflict between the two, so you cannot complete the transformation (just take the Tiga and Eddie are just making an analogy)

10: You once insulted the Ultra Transformer. The Transformer itself has a mind. Because you bullied it, it didn’t want to cooperate with you when it got angry. . Our morphs are emotionally fragile and should be taken care of.

11: You may be missing some tips! Remember to shout the spell while pressing the morpher! Decibel requirements: Your people upstairs and downstairs will complain about you

12: You may lack movement! Remember, after pressing the button on the transformer, you must assume the shape of a wolf on the left, a leopard on the right, an eagle on top, a tiger on the bottom, and a lion in the middle. It is best to have colorful auspicious clouds behind you!

13: You may be missing monsters! As we all know, Ultraman only transforms when a monster appears!

14: Because your father is not Li Gang!

15: You have not officially activated the transformer! Please enter the correct product serial number

16: You may not believe in true gods such as Brother Chun and Brother Zeng... causing them to seal your transformation ability

Version 3

① Since the M78 planet is temporarily disconnected from the Earth and needs maintenance for one year, it will have to wait for one year to return to normal. According to the "Things Between M78 and Humans on Earth" guidelines, the contract will take effect in 2012. . . So you can’t transform this year

②The original import is from Japan, and China has not passed Taoge’s review, so you have been cheated

③It may be that someone has already used the transformation and is playing Little monster, so the line is busy

④ You don’t have the standardized formula and actions to transform into Ultraman. The formula is: Oh your sister, special your sister, man your aunt, I am Ultraman, I am the invincible Bumpman. Then, I jump up and do somersaults. I can transform within 0.1-0.5 seconds after my feet land on the ground (note that it is between 0.1-0.5 seconds, it will be invalid after this time!)

⑤The current product has been updated. The original version of M78 can no longer transform, and the current version of M87 has been launched. Please be sure to check whether there is a special "Ultra Label" on the back of the transformer, which says "M78" (the current version of M78). The anti-counterfeiting label is the same as the old version)

⑥Ultraman may be dating other Ultra girls, so you cannot disturb them. If you disturb Ultraman's good things at this time, he will probably not cooperate with you.

⑦M78 has a very important rule. Every 10 years, the Ultraman in the Ultra Country must wash their uniforms and boots. This project may take up to a year. If not washed, Ultraman's athlete's foot will cause a plague to mankind

⑧You can only transform when the situation is critical (for example: falling from upstairs, etc.)

⑨TX Mahuatong has paid 100000000000QB to buy the agency rights of Ultraman M78, so you need to log in to QQ to transform

Version 4

1. You have not turned into light, Please talk about it after you turn into light; 2. You have not encountered the giant stone statue, please talk about it after you meet the giant stone statue; 3. You have not joined the winning team, please join the winning team before talking about it; 4. You shouted: "Transform! "It's not loud enough, please make it so loud that the whole building can hear it; 5. You didn't do the Ultraman transformation correctly, please do the Ultraman transformation before you speak; 6. You may be indoors, Ultraman Terman is too big to come in! Please transform outdoors; 7. Maybe you have a low IQ or a bad character, and Ultraman doesn’t want to merge with you! There's nothing we can do about it...; 8. Ultraman has passed away, so there's no need to talk about it!

(2): Did you shout! Want to shout: I am mentally retarded! I'm stupid! I'm stupid! It takes 38 times to transform! Remember to shout loudly! ! !

Version 5

1 As Ultraman, we need devout faith. Your lack of faith may cause the transformation to fail. Solution: Watch the entire Ultraman series 10 times; < /p>

2 You have bought a counterfeit product. The genuine transformation stick of our M78 Nebula has a laser anti-counterfeiting label on the back. Can you see if there is one? In addition, the uniform price of our transformation stick is 99.8, which is too expensive for you to buy;

3 For internal faults, you can bring the warranty card to M78 Nebula and we will repair it for you free of charge;

4 For operational errors, please make sure you are strictly following the instruction manual. Please pay attention to every operation. The transformation methods written in this manual are all different. Based on your situation, I estimate that the style of your transformation stick is the butt-up transformation type;

5 You are not from the earth. Our company currently only supports Earthling transformation products are not available to other planets for the time being. Please go to M78 Nebula to receive the trial version of Martian transformation;

If the above answers cannot solve your problem, please contact the M78 Nebula Sales Department on Earth at 38383838 Ultraman Taro.

Reason (4): lz You are really Ultraman Ace. You have to find your daughter-in-law Nancy. Those are all illusions and unreal. If you want to fight, you have to focus on your skills. Yes, if the opponent is strong, it is best to hit him in the middle (hitting the muscles) and then kick him sideways in the stomach. He will definitely bend over while holding his stomach. If you hit him with an uppercut, it will be OK. If the opponent is fat, all you need is a sweeping kick. Pour it down (must be fast, otherwise it won't fall down) and then hit it at will. First, you must be able to fly, and then when you get to the sky, you will see a cloud like a lazy sheep's hair. Eat it up, and you will feel a stream of heat coming from the mouth above. The bottom of your mouth, and finally you will feel very warm in your pants, that is magical power, and you will be transformed

Reason (5): Because what you bought is a domestically produced and fake product... …so it can’t transform. There are requirements for transformation: do you know martial arts, shoot laser light waves, and fly? Do you meet these requirements?

Reason (6): You get the Ultra Star of M7008250 Galaxy, spend 250 yuan to buy a transformer activation card, and put the card in front of the transformer. Shout: "I'm not a human! I'm sbmbnbcbgb!" The activation card will turn into a beam of light and shine on the transformer. Transformation successful!

Reason (7): Let me teach you how to transform

First, hold your magic light stick and stand on the top floor of the building (preferably around the 30th floor) with a sincere attitude. Then wave to the sky and then take a horse stance with both feet, then look up at the sky at 90°, and shout loudly (if you live in a community, it is best for everyone in the community to hear it) "transformation" (the pronunciation of "transformation" in Japanese). Three times, and then jump down to the top of the building. During the jump, you can transform into Tiga Superman. This method refers to "Ultraman Tiga" and "Education Manual for Children with Intellectual Disabilities"

Reason (8): As one of the agents of M78 Nebula on Earth, I have analyzed the following problems that you may have :

1. Because our Ultraman Transformers sell well all over the world, unscrupulous vendors have also made copycat versions of Ultraman Transformers in an attempt to confuse customers with fake ones. We will deal with such illegal vendors. Expressing strong condemnation, we hope that customers will look for the anti-counterfeiting trademark M78 when purchasing Ultraman Transformers, not the words madeinchina. Of course, since we are a large global company, in the world Counterfeit versions may appear everywhere, and Japan is no exception

2. The transformer produced by our company requires a verification code. Please confirm that you enter the verification code before transforming. Transformation, our official verification code is "Ultraman, please refer to the above", please say the verification code and assume the transformation posture before transformation (please refer to page 213 of the manual for transformation posture)

3. An additional explanation here is that you cannot use the special move Dynamic Light Wave after you have just transformed. Because Dynamic Light Wave has an opening cooling time, you need to wait for a period of time before you can release the Dynamic Light Wave, so don’t expect to have just transformed. Just use dynamic light waves to destroy your classmates. In addition, the cooling time of dynamic light waves is directly linked to your belief in Ultraman. Please confirm, thank you

4. If you still cannot successfully transform, please call Our company phone number is 3838438. We will provide door-to-door maintenance services. If you still cannot successfully transform, we will send Ultraman to assist you. Please continue to support our company's products, thank you