1. Do not use curse words when scolding your boyfriend

1. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so coolly and looking so angry.

2. Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In the eyes of others, it is very stupid for me and a pig to quarrel. 3. For you, I really can’t think of any language to communicate with you as a different human being! 4. You are smelling of low-quality perfume all day long and you are leaning towards men. Has anyone looked at you twice? 5. You look so creative and live so courageously! 6. You are wasting air when you are alive, you are wasting land when you are dead, and you are wasting RMB when you are half-dead! 7. When you pick up the mirror, look at yourself.

You think it is redundant, but actually... you are really redundant. 8. If you scold someone for being thick-skinned, just say that it should be difficult for Mosquito to book you. Mosquito has been exhausted after struggling all night.

9. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study it, you will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life! 10. I don’t understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue can’t? 11. You said that I had acne during adolescence. Are you envious of me during menopause? 12. You don’t have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig. 13. You fucking slut has a hammer on your head. I wonder why the World Expo didn’t call you to exhibit? 14. Post XX’s photo on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent pregnancy at night.

15. Are you trying to seduce my man? I just treat you like an old bitch. 16. You walk with your head held high, are you afraid that others won’t know that you are at the airport?

17. You have a good relationship with this person and that person all day long, but in the end you are nothing in the eyes of others. 18. Spring has passed, what are you still doing? It turns out that spring does not distinguish between seasons.

19. Your appearance is very refreshing! 20. How about my natural roll? Is it much better than your pot lid? 21. As a girl, why don’t you wear a regular-length skirt or trousers and a top, get some jewelry to decorate yourself, speak and act elegantly, and be more ladylike? ! 22. If the acne on my face is as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied! 23. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? 24. No matter how strong you are, can you hold in your urine? 25. After I saw you, I understood what your father meant when he scolded you all day long, "It's better to have a raw X-burn than to give birth to you." Look at the X-burn, and then compare it with you. The real X-burn is better than you! Cursing Guide 26. You look like an idiot from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom. 27. I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you.

28. Who said pigs have the stupidest brains? I say that pigs have the smartest brains. They eat and sleep without thinking about anything. If they are fat and fat, I can only say that pigs' brains are well-maintained, and your brain is also the best-maintained. ——Swearing words without using curse words 29. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

30. When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it’s time for me to be reincarnated as a human being. 31. Please don’t talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you! 32. I can talk to you nicely, but I can’t say nice things to you.

33. When taking a photo, dig out your mouth, puff out your cheeks, or make a fist and put it on the side of your face. Who are you going to hit? It’s you who has cerebral thrombosis or hemiplegia. 34. Since you know that life is decadent, why do you continue to live such a decadent life? 35. The other party said, Notre Dame de Paris is in need of a bell ringer, so go ahead. The answer was, why, you resigned from there.

36. Don’t drag yourself in front of me like you have 25,000 to 80,000 yuan, put on a good pose and pretend to be 13. 37. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down.

38. The world is as big as the one you lack. 39. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

40. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing up like this? 41. You chase me naked for two kilometers, and if I look back, I will be considered a gangster! 42. I once thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you are just a dregs in the sea of ??people. 43. Yo.

Have you just been fooled, or are you preparing to fool others? 44. You walk on the country road with dog steps, and you say that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sings like his mother Adu.

45. As a typical failure, you are really too successful. 46. ??I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world - Martians, where are you from, right? 47. If 2B describes you, the pencil won’t be happy! 48. If you don’t love your motherland, don’t worship your ancestors, and don’t believe in your own religion, holy shit, if you go to Hari, Ha, Han, Ying, and the United States, are you qualified? 49. If the east is not bright, the west is bright. Whatever you do, you will do the same.

50. Others have to fly a plane to hit the twin stars, but you only have to skydive to have the same power. 51. You have the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren’t you tired of holding so many pens? 52. All the famous places you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will become history.

53. Your appearance is not correct and your proportions are not right. 54. I have never done anything good in my life before I know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

55. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark. 56. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

57. If I can’t kick you out, you’ll be clean. 58. You have so many acnes on your face that the tractor would overturn when you drive on it! 59. Human beings are originally good-natured. Boil a big egg in a pot. If you give it to me, I will eat it. If you don’t give it to me, I will leave.

60. Your family is not mainstream. Your mother has black socks and your father has tinfoil hair. 61. Don’t look at things you shouldn’t see, don’t say things you shouldn’t say, don’t listen to things you shouldn’t hear, don’t think about things you shouldn’t think, and do whatever you should do.

62. You play hard all day long. Today you are scolding this person in the dance, and tomorrow you are going to step on that person. Do you know what money is? Is it true that the residual value created by your parents is Let you buy those swearing speakers and virtual clothes? . 2. Do not use curse words when scolding men

1. No matter what the other person says, you always answer: There is a green vegetable in your teeth! If the other party says: Nonsense, I didn’t eat vegetables today! You said in surprise: It turned out to be yesterday! And so on.

2. Still the topic just now. If someone says this to you, you can say: Do you want to eat? I can dig it out for you! (It’s just a bit disgusting!) 3. The other party scolds you: (all kinds of curse words)! You have to answer: Are you introducing yourself? 4. The other party said: Notre Dame de Paris needs a bell ringer, go ahead! The intuitive answer is: What, you resigned from there? (Speak in an educated manner) 5. Once I saw two people quarreling. A was shorter than B, but B was fatter than A.

A cursed: You damn fat man! Yi Qi said calmly: Being fat is a temporary thing, being short is a lifelong thing! 6. Once a student made trouble in class. Teacher: I have never seen a student like you! Student: I have seen many teachers like you! (Okay, it’s good that you know, but don’t really say that to your teacher.

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7. A: You think I’m an idiot! B: Huh? ~It turns out you are not! 8. What’s the use of being handsome! Go to the bank and swipe your card with your face? 9. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously! 10. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard someone brag in such a fresh and refined manner! 11. I feel relieved knowing that you are not having a hard time! 12. No artificial intelligence can compete with a natural fool like you. 13. Even if it is a lump of x (some kind of object), one day it will meet a dung beetle.

So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today. 14. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

15. You are so naturally inspiring! 16. You said you dress so coolly and look so cool! 17. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation! 18. Landing face first on the ground, unable to recover. 19. When you wake up today, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a will next to it: I struggled all night, and your shame makes me ashamed to live in this world.

Lord! Forgive him, I committed suicide! 20. If Confucius couldn’t solve the problem, I can help you solve it! 21. Get out of here, keep going.

22. Even though you are wearing perfume, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

23. You walk on your red carpet and I cross my zebra crossing! 24. You are not smart, yet you still imitate others! 25. You are not ugly, but your beauty is not obvious.

3. Sharp sentences to curse your ex-boyfriend

1. Don’t use your IQ to speculate on my behavior.

2. Don’t just talk to your father and mother. Why don’t you stay at home when you are so filial?

3. Don’t always talk about your weather-beaten face. What’s beautiful is not outstanding, and what’s ugly is not unique.

4. I have to admit that you have the confidence of Sister Feng, the figure of Sister Furong, and the beauty of a flower.

5. Don’t take yourself seriously. May I ask who you are?

6. Don’t say that others have brain disease. The prerequisite for brain disease is that you must have a brain.

7. Have a longer face and clear your eyes. Please see clearly what a face is.

8. When you slap me for the first time, please think about whether I will slap you twice in return.

9. You are so bright without even giving you sunshine. Why are you so thick-skinned?

10. I give you face but you don’t want it. How shameless you are.

11. What's the use of a dog barking? If you really bite me, you will be considered your best.

12. Jealousy is jealousy. Don't be a dog. What's the point of slandering someone behind your back?

13. Since you want to perform for me, I will give you enough time to perform.

14. When I saw a dog emerging from the bushes, I couldn't help but call out your name.

15. You look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

16. Please apply more porcelain powder next time, so that others will not be confused about which is the butt and which is the face.

17. Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very emotional. Originally from the same roots. Why is it too urgent to fry each other?

18. When treating you as a human being, please try to be humane, okay?

19. You are worse than a dog. If I throw a bone to the dog, it will wag its tail at me.

20. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

21. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way.

22. You don’t need to emphasize that you are telling the truth every time you lie.

23. Please stop shaking your head, it’s all water.