Classic post-90s personality humor style copywriting (Part 1)

1. The important thing in life is not where you stand, but the direction you are facing.

2. When the boat of life faces dangerous shoals and rapids, the weak will choose to escape and give up, while the strong will choose to face and challenge.

3. Liking you is troublesome, but I just like to make trouble.

4. Although I can’t cook, I’m good at ordering takeout.

5. Those who have really worked hard will understand the importance of talent.

6. When you are treated as a human being, please try your best to act like one!

7. It’s not that there is no water in the well, but that it is not dug deep enough.

8. If you are bright, the world will not be dark. If you have hope, the world will not be completely hopeless. If you don't give in, what can the world do to you?

9. Tomatoes and eggs are a perfect match! No matter what ingredients you add, it’s superfluous!

10. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduced you, would you obey? I smiled and shook my head, haha, who do you think I am? I am the kind of person who will tell you what I really think. Human?

11. I will try my best to become the kind of person you like, and then I will never be with you.

12. Don’t envy us for not having homework during the holidays. Do you know how tiring it is to play for a day?

13. Growing up, the only thing I have persisted in is to charge my mobile phone every day. .

14. I make you look thin when I am fat, so as not to make you look ugly when I am thin.

15. White shirts tend to turn yellow, and general laundry detergent is difficult to wash them off. Many people have headaches because of this, so you might as well take some headache medicine when washing.

16. A promise is like a fart, it is earth-shattering at the time, but pale and feeble afterwards.

17. You can do it if you try, and you can win if you fight.

18. Ever since I met your sister, I have decided to be my brother.

19. There are no friends in the workplace. Your boss is not your friend, and neither are your colleagues.

20. If you have money, do things well; if you don’t have money, do people well. This is life. Classic post-90s personality humor style copywriting (Part 2)

21. When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me more food. Only when I am full can I have the strength to beat you to death.

22. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female.

23. Look in the mirror more often and you will understand many things.

24. If you think you are poor and ugly, please don’t be sad. You still have hope. At least your judgment is correct.

25. When you have a fever at home, you will still surf the Internet. When you sneeze at school, you will think it is late-stage cancer.

26. You know that I can be happy for your words, but you are so stingy.

27. Chatting with the person I like is like talking to God. You say it, but they never respond.

28. Who doesn’t have a good musical instrument these days? I’m pretty good at playing the backing drum.

29. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

30. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.

32. Since I used black toothpaste, my teeth have become whiter and my appearance has become darker.

33. A quick look at you will tell you that you are not very good, but a closer look at you is worse than a quick look at you.

34. Medicine cannot cure fake illnesses, and wine cannot cure real sorrows.

35. Love is, if there is no better choice, I will accompany you till the end of time.

36. You are a nice person, but a bit ugly.

37. If you use a beauty trick, I will follow it.

38. Only in boiling water can tea develop the rich aroma of life.

39. If my life were made into a movie, then I have already thought of the title, and it would be called A Poor Life.

40. Being poor is not terrible. The terrible thing is that I am the poor one; Excerpts from humorous yet cute homophonic memes

Humorous yet cute homophonic memes (Part 1)

1. I accidentally stepped on an ant, a little ant. He said aggrievedly that it was the queen ant, and we don’t have a queen ant anymore, and then he cried loudly, we really don’t have a queen ant anymore.

2. Girls who love to laugh are always in good shape. Why? Leji gets a promotion.

3. One day, the little bear bought an ice cream. The sun was like fire. The ice cream melted and fell to the ground. The little bear said: "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." Did you hear it, okay? Miss you.

4. If you don’t even hold my hand, then why are you holding it? Holding hands with Guanyin?

5. Men are not lustful, so what are you doing?

6. We are all hamburgers, why are you all babies and I am the fool!

7. I have a can of tea at home that I don’t know how long I’ve kept it for. I just put it in the cup to make tea, and when I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise! oh! It turns out it’s so loud to drink milk tea!

8. I accidentally stepped on an ant to death. The little ant said aggrievedly, "That's the queen ant, woo woo woo, we don't have a queen ant anymore."

9. If you want to quit cola, it is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. After drinking it, you will sigh, "It's so sour!" Sigh sour drinks!

10. If you don’t even think about me, what are you thinking about? Do you want to shi?

11. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and rolled out of the door. It turned out that the rag (cannot) go out!

12. One day, the little bear was washing clothes, but there was a spot that couldn’t be cleaned no matter how hard he washed it. Mother Bear said, “Rub it carefully.” The little bear’s eyes turned red and he said, “Rub it, rub it, rub it.”

13. I can’t say beautiful words, but I am speaking beautiful words.

14. The big truck met a taxi for the first time. The big truck said: "My name is Big Truck." The taxi said: "I call a taxi." The big truck said: "Stop calling, I will take you there." You do it!"

15. I am a relatively mature person. Things like not eating out of anger are only done after I have eaten.

16. Would it be cute if I called a toad a toad? I called a coyote Wolf, and only Gina found it cute.

17. "Why do you have to eat eight pears when you eat them?" "Because my family is a family with eight pears."

18. The sparrow mother smelled the little sparrow: "Baby today What kind of hairstyle do you want?" Little Sparrow: "Chirp~"

19. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were riding horses together. There was a cliff in front of them. Guan Yu said: "Hurry up and rein in your horse." Zhang Fei said: " I am happy." Guan Yu said: "Hurry up and rein in your horse."

20. Only ugly people have partners, and beautiful people sell air conditioners. Humorous yet cute homophonic meme copywriting (Part 2)

21. One day, the little duck was reading a book, and the mother duck said to close the book after dinner, close it, close it, you heard Is that okay? Let’s make peace.

22. The WeChat group of Little Rabbit and Little Bear was disbanded. Little Bear had a private chat with Little Rabbit. Did you hear it? Goodbye...

23. A spider asked The caterpillar asked a question, but the caterpillar told it twice and the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily: "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said aggrievedly: "I am a spider."

24. Shiitake was walking on the road and was accidentally bumped by Orange. Shiitake said: "You don't have eyes, go to Four." Then Orange died. Because shiitake mushrooms are fungi, "if the fungus wants to die, the orange has to die."

25. Xiao Ming and his mother had a fight, and Xiao Ming rushed out of the door angrily, so there was no way out of Xiao Ming's house.

26. My stomach hurts in the middle of the night. I said, "Wei, can you calm down a little bit?" Wei said, "My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun."

27. The worst animal to mess with is the orangutan because he beats his chest.

28. My stomach hurt in the middle of the night, so I discussed it with my stomach. Me: Stomach, can you please stop hurting? Stomach: My name is not Stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun.

29. If you can’t find a stirring tool when making milk, you can use a key. The inventor of this method is Li Bai. There are words to prove it: The key can make milk. I want to learn from Li Bai.

30. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab felt aggrieved: "No, I am a crab!"

31. My eyes light up when I open them, and darken when I close my eyes. Could it be that I am also a refrigerator?

32. I was just reported as a nuisance by my neighbor because I am so poor.

33. Why is a flower funny? Answer: Because it has a plot.

34. The steamed buns were too bland. I wanted to add some condiments and eat them after adding them. However, I felt heartache. It turned out that what I added was so bland.

35. Why does Conan always wear that suit of clothes? Because he is afraid of being said by others: Ouch, these are new clothes!

36. Why is Chang'e so fickle? Answer: Because her name is change

37. Do you know? Doraemon does not have a neck for hygiene reasons. Why? Because of "blue neck mud accumulation".

38. My mother was looking at the recipe for cooking. The recipe called for adding 3-6 grams of sugar. My mother added 5 grams and was still adding it. I asked my mother why she needed to add more. She said more (at home) ) is also good!

39. When I wear Gucci, my tears always come from para para dior.

40. The little deer took pictures of the little rabbit, but couldn't take any pictures. The little deer asked the little rabbit to jump, "You are too short." The little rabbit was so anxious that he wanted to cry, "I'm not short, I'm not that short." Not short either." Humorous yet cute homophonic meme copy (Part 3)

41. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he pronounced it in English or English. Meiyin, he said he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

42. What will the Want Want Snow Cake turn into when it gets hot? Want Want Senbei.

43. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

44. You were admitted to Tsinghua University, and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes, fragrant and sweet.

45. Wu Jing encounters a mouse—Wu Jing stomps on him!

46. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off when watching a movie with a girl. I have classes with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?

47. The song Omelette sings to Poached Egg is "This is a little love song for Omelette~"

48. I am a bear biscuit. One day, I accidentally I fell downstairs, and then I was broken. Good night!

49. The doctor prescribed a pill for me. I dropped it to the ground and it kept ringing. When I looked carefully, I found that it was a pill that made a lot of noise.

50. We cannot just feel the pulse of the times ourselves and not let your mother feel Wang Yibo. I have been thinking about giving it a go for life all day long, and then I turned around and asked my mother to give it a try."

51. Find Ouyang Xiu.

52. Make a plan for the winter vacation, because Lan (Lazy), completed a p

53. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring, and when she went to see it in the fall, she muttered that there was no fruit.

54. .I raised a group of chickens, but none of them could lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chicken skills?

55. I went to the dentist recently and the doctor asked me why my teeth were so badly worn at such a young age. He said that he has been gritting his teeth over the years.

56. Liaoning is the place where ins style is most admired in China. You can often hear conversations like this: "Jie Yin, do you have ins?" ""ins"

57. Usually good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I have to rely on threats.

58. Even I don’t like that. What do you like about iQiyi?

59. One day, several classmates were eating in the cafeteria. A Qing Dynasty drama was playing on the TV in the hall. After finishing the meal, I wanted to wipe my mouth and found that there was no paper, so I asked my classmates who had any. Paper, the climax has come, and as soon as I finished speaking, a long and soft eunuch's voice came to mind from the TV, "The Emperor has a decree."

60. How did the door handle of the company conference room break? It was the boss who broke it in anger. Humorous yet cute homophonic meme copywriting (Part 4)

61. "What do you think a piece of glass will say when you're about to jump off a building?" "What?" "Good night, I'll break it."

62. What song was Yugong singing when he moved the mountains? Moving mountains, shining brightly.

63. A duckling said to the chicken: "I like you". The chicken said to the duckling: "You don't have to duck."

64. Omelette fell in love with Poached Egg. It took the guitar and walked downstairs to Poached Egg’s house and sang: This is a little love song about Omelette.

65. Guoba, Mianba and Niba are good friends. One day, Mianba and Niba were playing together. Guoba called and asked, who are you? "I'm Mud, you heard me, I'm you, Dad"

66. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving people is important.

67. In the dead of night, every time I want to ask myself how I managed to balance my studies and my relationship.

68. On the way home, someone was selling seasonings. I bought a pack of them for cooking.

69. We are all hamburgers. Why are you all fools? I am the baby.

70. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no. No umbrella. Did you hear me? Don’t scatter. Don’t scatter.

71. I accidentally hit the corner of the table at home and the rag fell off and rolled out of the door. It turns out that the rag can go out

72. Tell those who have looked down on me, I own a house, not rented, but just opened in Kings Canyon, okay?

73. I said I was reading A Brief History of Time, but you kept saying that I would pick up shit when I had time?

74. Embarrassing, I wore a mask and hat to buy late-night snacks, but I still got caught People recognized it: What can the beauty eat?

75. The clothes are wrinkled and I can’t iron them evenly with the iron. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them. Did you hear me? Don't go.

76. Shrimp and clam got 100 points in the test at the same time. The teacher asked shrimp: "Whose did you copy?" Shrimp said: "I copied from clam"

77. Why is it scary? In the film, do all evil houses have a piano, because "there are several demons living in the piano?"

78. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. You are all in my heart."

79. A girl will do something bad and God will be angry. I’ll send you a guy.

80. When I went to school today, the teacher asked me where my books were. That’s right. Where did I lose? Eighty excerpts of super short and humorous homophonic meme copywriting

Super short and super humorous homophonic meme copywriting (Part 1)

1. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table He fell down and actually rolled out of the door. It turned out that Bu (couldn't) go out!

2. Liaoning is the place where ins style is most admired in China. You can often hear conversations like this: "Jie Yin, do you do ins?" "ins"

3. Why do horror movies Will there be a piano and a mailbox in the room? Answer: A few medicines lived in the piano, and a few demons lived in the mailbox.

4. Yan Zi sent Chu, and Yan Zi left after being humiliated. Upon hearing this, a minister who knew Yan Zi hurriedly chased him: "Yan Zi! Yan Zi ! Take it away! How can I live without you! ” 5. Today I will tell you about mashed potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes, mashed purple potatoes, and I really want to eat mashed potatoes.

6. Xiao Ming had a fight with his mother, and Xiao Ming rushed out of the door angrily, so there was no door to Xiao Ming’s house.

7. If you don’t even kiss me, then why are you kissing me? Will kissing burn your mouth?

8. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving people is important.

9. Even I don’t care, what do you care about? Hulunbuir?

10. Once upon a time, there was a little duck, it was called mud duck. A duck came over in the class. Said: What a short clay duck.

11. On the way home, someone was selling seasonings. I bought a pack for cooking. After eating, I burst into tears. It turned out that this was "good seasoning".

12. Why is a flower funny? Answer: Because it has a plot.

13. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella. No umbrella. Did you hear me? Don’t scatter. Don’t scatter.

14. Fahai will never be a rapper because he won’t forgive snakes.

15. I can’t say beautiful words, but I am speaking beautiful words.

16. If you don’t like it and I don’t like it, who will I send the selfie to?

17. Do you know how much a star weighs? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

18. If you suck a cat, you will be bitten by the cat, but the dog will not, because sucking the dog is fine.

19. Aladdin made a mistake and was punished by God and was put in a pot. He asked with confusion on his face where this was? So God: You are in the pot and don’t know the pot.

20. Wearing AirPods all day long will affect your love luck because AirPods do not have an audio cable. The homophonic meme is super short and super humorous (Part 2)

21. Look for Ouyang Xiu.

22. I raised a group of chickens, but none of them could lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chicken skills?

23. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar told it twice but the spider still didn’t understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily: "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said aggrievedly : "I am a spider"

24. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Don't let the flower wither. Did you hear that? Don't cry.

25. You don’t even love me, what do you love, Qiyi?

26. The reporter asked Zeng Yi: You have so few lyrics, but you only sing a few at a time Can words make money? Zeng Yi: If you don’t earn much, just make a living and spend money.

27. Planes do not need to honk their horns in the air, so they are non-honking flying objects.

28. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

29. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. You are all in my heart."

30. I really don't recommend that you take the bus. I took six stops. I like fifteen boys.

31. I accidentally hit the corner of the table at home and the rag fell off and rolled out of the door. It turned out that the rag could go out

32. This is a pencil. This is a rag. Pen you are my baby.

33. You don’t even hurt me, so why does it hurt? Tengger?

34. We can’t just feel the pulse of the times ourselves and not let your mother feel Wang Yibo. I have been thinking about giving it a go for life all day long, but then I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try."

35. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said hahaha, I am Reflective fox.

36. No one understands you. Is it aggrieved? Do you think anyone understands the math question? Is it aggrieved?

37. You don’t even add me on WeChat. Are you going to add Pirates of the Caribbean?

38. A little mouse wanted to go out to dig in the soil after staying at home for too long. His mother sighed when she saw it, oh, it’s really a waste of love

< p> 39. After calculation, something worth 100 yuan became 40 yuan. Maybe this is the 40% discount calculation.

40. One day I found a little dust on my body. The ashes won’t go away, you heard. You can’t go back. The homophonic meme is super short and humorous (Part 3)

41. The sparrow mother heard the little sparrow: "What kind of hairstyle do you want to wear today, baby?" "Little sparrow: "Chirp ~"

42. It is normal not to reply to messages. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is not busy.

43. After burning firewood all day, I asked What was steaming in my mother's pot? My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that what was steaming was boredom.

44. I accidentally stepped on an ant, little one. The ant said aggrievedly that it was the queen ant, and we don’t have a queen ant anymore, and then she cried loudly, we really don’t have a queen ant anymore.

45. Guoba, Mianba and Niba are good friends. One day, Mianba and Niba were playing together. Guoba called and asked, who are you? "I am Niba, did you hear me? I am you, Dad"

46. It is said that when Ruda pulled up a weeping willow upside down, he was so frightened that the flowers next to it closed up, so others called him, The flowers close.

47. Xiao Ming got lost in the wild at night. On a cold night, he could only hold a tombstone to keep warm. That one was an insulating monument.

48. Who doesn’t like easy love? Think about the history of Liu Bei and Guan Yu's love for Zhang Yide.

49. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not apricots, not melons, not dew, but Nanren.

50. I said I can’t drink, but you keep saying that I won’t live long?

51. The leader of the martial arts alliance was forced into a corner by him, covered his wound and slumped on the ground, waiting for him to raise the knife and drop it, but he withdrew the knife, knelt on the ground, and murmured in pain. : "She has already left... Even if I rule the world... so what..." The leader of the martial arts alliance endured the severe pain and said hoarsely: "A bucket of paste... can post many photos of Xunren. Announcement..."

52. There was a piece of bread walking on the road. While walking, I suddenly sprained my foot. It turned out that it was a croissant.

53. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!

54. If you don’t even appreciate me, why should you appreciate me? Is it like this?

55. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they fell apart when I washed them. The dates fell apart. The dates fell apart. Did you hear that? They fell apart early.

56. I am easy to get along with. If I don’t get along well, I will find the reasons myself.

57. Yongqi helped Huang Ama take a bath, and even got out Ama mud.

58. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. It turns out that this is called oysters like mud.

59. Fry the chicken and porridge together, and you will get a bowl of fried chicken and porridge ~

60. The light next to the bedroom at home was flashing that day. Maintenance master, what question does the master ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too flashy" He said: "Catch the vine of love?" The homophonic meme copy is super short and humorous (Part 4)

61. Men are not lustful, so what is good? So are you ?

62. This is the back of my hand, this is the top of my foot, you are my baby.

63. During the Chinese New Year, the Bull Demon King made a mistake, and Princess Iron Fan kept criticizing him. Sun Wukong couldn't stand it and said to Princess Iron Fan: "Sister-in-law, you still criticize Lord Niu?" Princess Iron Fan was stunned for a moment. : "Thank you, thank you."

64. Introduce yourself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal bowel and bladder, can breathe on my own, eat three meals a day, and can use a smartphone. I have a bright future.

65. I said I deliver express in Beijing, but you always say that I have a piece of land in Beijing?

66. One day the elephant ate ice cream. He ate a lot and the more he ate, the more he felt like vomiting. Then the mouse said "I'm tired of the elephant, I'm tired of the elephant"

67. If I call a toad a toad, is it cute? I called a coyote Wolf, and only Gina found it cute.

68. If you don’t even cherish me, what do you cherish?

69. You can lie to me about my feelings, but you cannot lie to me about money. I can love many people in my life, but I really can't make much money.

70. Do you know why seagulls stop calling when they arrive in Europe? Because Parisian gulls are dumb.

71. The growth cycle of lotus root is 200 days, while it only takes more than 50 days for chickens to grow from chicks to chicken legs, chicken steaks, and chicken breasts. In a short period of time, the chicken becomes the same as the lotus root.

72. One day I was playing King of Kings, and I kept dying in the bottom lane. I told my teammates to guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, did you hear it? Let it go.

73. One day, the little bear bought an ice cream. The sun was like fire. The ice cream melted and fell to the ground. The little bear said: "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." Did you hear it, okay? Miss you.

74. It was so hot today at 36 degrees. I went to buy two ice cream sticks, one for you and one for me. Then we relieved the heat. Did you hear that? We are finished.

75. I said I was making ceramics, but you always said that I touched porcelain on the street?

76. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are blowing bubbles "Blue blue blue".

77. Question: Why are vampires afraid of garlic? Answer: Because vampires like blood that is not spicy.

78. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled in a hurry. When he encountered a cliff on the road, Zhang Fei shouted, "My lord." , rein in your horse! Liu Bei: I am happy to be your mother!

79. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

80. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the empress dowager asked, "Are my sons tired from this trip?" The emperor was shocked and said, "My...my name is lilei?" She got tanned while working on the construction site. Forty excerpts from humorous copy

Humorous copy about someone getting tanned while working on a construction site (Part 1)

1. Half the summer has passed, and the skin has become tanned, making it easy to get sunburned Black, and difficult to recover from. Generally, women do a good job of protecting themselves, but men don’t care too much. Whether it’s Bao Gong or Jiang Ya, the African white face is more appropriate. They don’t pay much attention to appearance. It may be related to their career. They are struggling to make a living. When working, it is difficult to take into account image. The quality and efficiency of part-time work are the key. Those actors, singers, and hosts who rely on their appearance to make a living will pay attention to their professional image.

2. People, don’t buy clothes like crazy because you think you are thin because you will experience the second harm when you get tanned and gain weight. < /p>

5. I really like to bask in the sun, which makes my body warm and makes me sweat! But why should we tan and get wrinkles?

6. My eldest sister and I are uniquely blessed by the sun. Even when our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile.

7. It seems that my junior high school classmates are going to have a party and have to go on a diet for a few days to lose weight! Hong Kong is so tanned that I don’t want to see anyone anymore

8. When you go to the countryside, you must get tanned

9. Look at my sunscreen skills. Snorkeling suit, after being in the water all day, only my feet were sunburned!

10. This summer, apply it for 10 minutes and get a tan in just one second.

11. In spring, I miss you, don’t destroy the greenery during the outing season; in summer, I miss you, don’t get tanned by the scorching sun; in autumn, I miss you, send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, the warmth of the south is waiting for me. Thinking of you all year round is called a good friend.

12. We are the only ones who risk getting tanned by getting up early in the morning to go hiking

13. The weather has improved recently and the sun has come out. I am afraid of getting tanned. I need some face! You are so thick-skinned anyway, so there is no pressure if you lose a few layers.

14. The weather is still hot after the beginning of autumn. Thinking about the amazing suspenders and tube top skirts in the wardrobe that have not yet been worn, and then looking at the skin color that has been tanned several times, I can only I sighed, it seems I can only wait until next spring...

15. I don’t have enough holiday balance. I went out to play on November and got tanned. I ate and gained weight. My skin wasn’t white at first, but now it’s even darker. Fortunately, I have it. The whitening method made me whiter hahaha

16. Take a trip to the countryside and your tan will be more than just a circle.

17. A woman who is too lazy to hold an umbrella but doesn’t want to get tanned even if she wants to.

18. I am 8 months pregnant and I am a little tired of staying at home, so I go shopping in the community. My husband called me and asked me what I was doing. I said I was taking a walk outside.

My husband yelled, "Why are you going out on such a hot day? What if your child gets tanned?"

19. After covering up my skin for more than half a year, I finally got sunburnt on the first day of August, and I looked eight degrees darker.

20. On this hot day, It's not easy to take a taxi, but luckily I met two handsome guys who got off the bus early and said that such fair skin cannot be tanned. A humorous copy of getting tanned while working at a construction site (Part 2)

21. I was there yesterday I went hiking, but halfway through the climb I turned back the same way, because the sun was too hot. I was sweating after just two steps, and my skin turned dark after being exposed to the sun for a few minutes

22. Military training It’s a little sun tanned all over without negotiation!

23. I’m already tanned before summer arrives. . . Black who cannot be saved. . . I woke up early and failed. . . There is no one left. . . < /p>

25. Today is the day when I took more than 10,000 steps + tanned one degree

26. Tanning is the most popular thing now, and most people can’t achieve this effect!

27. The same rice can feed hundreds of people. I cringe when I see the sun, afraid of getting tanned. It is said that some women even go to the hotel swimming pool to strip off and wait for a tan.

28. Dear Stomach, are you going to rebel? Even your tanned skin from practicing driving turns white because of you.

29. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

30. Fully armed, don’t let me tan anymore.

31. My body gets tanned too easily. Summer is not here yet. My arms and legs are already so dark that I can’t even look at them. I’m very active in sun protection. My face doesn’t get tanned at all, just my body. The ground is dark

32. The word "boring white" in turn means "white boring". Is it possible that military training is destined to cause tanning?

33. Admit that I am tanned during the summer vacation

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34. If you don’t want to cover up your tan in summer, just tan!

35. Just like the skin that gets tanned because I never wear sunscreen or hold an umbrella, I can’t do anything about it, but one day I will get it back in vain. No matter how long it takes, I will still say that I have been sunburned like that too. After getting dark, you will naturally pay more attention to sun protection.

36. Ultraviolet rays in summer often exceed normal values, and the skin is extremely susceptible to harsh tests. In mild cases, it may cause tanning, and in severe cases, it may even cause illness. Therefore, in this season, don’t neglect sun protection.

37. The days of excitement are numbered... I will start my driving learning journey tomorrow... Get ready to get a tan... Get ready to be scolded... Get ready to nod together...

< p> 38. The clouds in the sky are so beautiful, like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun was wearing pink clothes and smiling at people, as if to say: "Kids, get up quickly, the sun is coming." At noon, Miss Yun was wearing white clothes, covering the sky with a layer of silvery white. The silk satin seems to say: "Children, please go home quickly! Otherwise, Father Sun will tan your little faces. The clouds in the sky are in various shapes, and they are really people's good friends.

39. I can't be white anymore, I'm going to get tanned... It's just because I lost my umbrella and couldn't bear to buy a new one.