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Can you tell me a joke about glasses? (It has to be funny, but not funny)

Afu’s grandfather always wears reading glasses whenever he reads a book or newspaper. Ah Fu asked him: "Grandpa, why do you always wear glasses when you read and write?"

Grandpa replied: "Because you can see more clearly."

Ah Fu thought for a while and said: "Ah, I know, because the glasses are bigger than the eyes."

One day my mother took Dada to see a doctor

The doctor took a look... shake Shake his head.

He said expressionlessly: I’m short-sighted!

Mom can’t bear the blow…. Say: Doctor! doctor! You must save my son.

He has to bear the pressure of glasses at such a young age...

Ah. My poor Ah Da Oh

Is there any way to save her?

The doctor pushed the glasses on his nose helplessly and said: If I knew better, I wouldn’t wear glasses!

Doctor...please ask...Is it true that eating carrots can prevent myopia? You doubt it! …Have you ever seen the little white rabbit wearing glasses?

Once upon a time, there was a businessman who went out shopping and returned home. He bought a mirror and planned to give it to his wife. When he got home, he was in a hurry to go to the bathroom, put the mirror on the table and left. His wife, who had never seen a mirror before, saw a shiny object on the table and picked it up out of curiosity. Looking inside, there was a young woman inside. She suddenly started crying: "This heartless thing has only been married for two years and he has found a new wife." She cried and took the mirror to find her mother. The mother took the mirror and looked inside, and saw an old woman inside, so she comforted her daughter: "Good boy, don't cry, he won't find an old woman as his little wife." When her daughter's father heard about this, he also I picked up the mirror and looked inside. When I saw an old man inside, I couldn't help laughing: "He asked an old man to take care of the accounts. What does that have to do with you?"

Mirrors are the source of human illusions. A man living in a remote mountainous area inevitably said to himself after picking up a mirror: "Isn't this my old father who passed away?" And his wife was jealous and cursed: "So this is the man he was in love with. Smelly bitch!"

A pair of four-year-old twins had the same clothes made, and their mother took them to try them out one day.

The tailor asked them if they wanted to look in the mirror.

"Ah, that's not necessary," my mother replied, "They never look in the mirror - they just need to look at each other." Once, I was eating on the street. A A college boy wearing glasses with severe myopia came in. He bought a bowl of noodles and sat across from him to eat.

While eating, somehow, his spectacle lenses fell into his own bowl.

When I saw him picking up his poor glasses from the spicy water, soy sauce soup, and noodles, I couldn't help laughing anymore, and threw away the half-eaten meal. How can I laugh when I run outside——

Even now, whenever I think of that boy’s appearance, I laugh at him for a long time.

But when I think about it, I am not fooled by my glasses into countless fools.

Once, I went to a supermarket to buy something. I took off my glasses to read the trademark, and then put the glasses on the shelf. After I read the trademark, I went to look for the glasses, but I couldn't find them. My eyes were suddenly full - those close by could barely see clearly, but for people far away, everything on the shelves was dim, and even walking felt light. I had no choice but to run out of the supermarket and go to an eye store to get glasses. When I put on my glasses again and saw the clearly visible pedestrians and vehicles, my heart lit up, not to mention how wonderful it was!

Another time, I went to the bathhouse to take a bath. I had just finished taking off my clothes and took off my glasses, but unexpectedly, a pair of lenses fell off the two glasses - and they all fell under the chair. I had no choice but to crawl on the ground desperately looking for spectacle lenses. What a embarrassment - when I came back, I went to an optical shop to change to rubber glasses, and the frames were pressed directly on the spectacle lenses -

My heart says - let you fall again!