Classic sentence 222 (4 sentences)

classic sentence 222 (Part I)

1. You are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just a P.

2. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

3. Being handsome is useless. You can use that face to swipe your card after spending.

4. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

5. Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying that "money is not important", but the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must be rich!

6. Cow dung is cow dung. Even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling.

7. clap your head to make decisions, clap your chest to ensure that you leave.

8. Just wait. On the day when the tide recedes, when you see the mainland exposed to the sea, you will find out how many broken bones are exposed in broad daylight.

9. It is God's creativity to create you, and it is your courage to live in this world.

1. Why do you cover your face with your ass?

11. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, because I was born in my motherland, but I don't know what is happening in my motherland.

12. Your toilet cleaner and Fu Yanjie are the same usage.

13. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some moonlight and you will be romantic, give you some lights and you will be brilliant, and give you some candlelight and you will be flooded.

14. When people do good things, they always want to let ghosts and gods know. When they do bad things, they always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too difficult for ghosts and gods.

15. when there is a legend in the rivers and lakes, it is sorry for the audience.

16. When you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

17. Flower world, flower heart, flower man deceives people; Change your mind when you reach your goal, and pity the hearts of daughters all over the world; For men to break their hearts, men are all flowers;

18. The dream is full, but the reality is very skinny.

19. The scourge of damaging the reputation of our Asian compatriots, the descendants whose ancestors were ashamed of.

2. I don't know why you laugh all day. You laugh like a broken cloth shoe. Classic Sentence with Special Irony 222 (Part II)

21. All hearts are gentlemen, and all hearts are villains; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but it is most difficult to measure those who say Yao and Shun, have the same ambition, swear by mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This kind of hypocritical hypocrite must be

22. Camels give birth to donkeys, which is a strange kind. You have to study the three cardinal principles and the five permanent members when you were a child, and behave yourself.

23. Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I'm guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just nausea.

24. I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will hurt without me.

25. I knew at a glance that you were born because of your mother's dependence on aliens for too long.

26. He always sits still before being tempted. He was always unyielding before he was tortured!

27. The light is shining! Thanks a lot! I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don't care about the rest!

28. I thought you were just a middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

29. Hey, sister, stand aside, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

3. Even believe in advertisements. You must be stupid to study!

31. Marriage is the grave of love-without a house, you can't even get into the grave!

32. If you are unfaithful, your relatives must be unfilial; Making friends must not be honest, and treating subordinates must not be moral. Such people are villains!

33. It's the plug that plugs into people's holes, and the socket that plugs into people's holes!

34. Life always likes to throw me between angels and demons as a tug-of-war rope. In order to get back at them, I decided to make a straw rope and break it, and then they all rolled away.

35. Besides teeth, there is love.

36. You snore loudly when you go to bed, and your underwear is often put on backwards.

37. I'm not a fortune teller on Tianqiao, and I can't tell you what you like to hear.

38. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben is born from the same root. What's the hurry?

39. I don't want to break it to you, either. I can tell you are a mule and a bastard when I look at you.

4. I'd rather understand your desperate resistance under the rogue than bear that you are on cloud nine under the man! Classic satirical sentences 222 (4 highlights)

Classic satirical sentences 222 1

1. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

2. Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

3. Life is lonely; Dream cup; The game is overnight; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Falsification of certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Live virtualization; Marriage flickers.

4. Hey, it's a miracle that the dog can still talk!

5. No matter what sharp words I use, I can't express my indignation at you at the moment.

6. You think you're Halley's Comet, and 6 billion people all over the world should watch it!

7. If you are destined not to give me the expected response. Then stick to a safe distance.

8. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will feel pain without me.

9. Zhong Wuyan has something to do, but Xia Yingchun has nothing to do.

1. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.

11. Adults expect smart and beautiful flowers to bloom in their children's heads, but expect others' children's heads to be just a bunch of weeds.

12. You are nothing outstanding, but your face is strong enough ...

13. No matter how good you are, you are a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

14. If I lose this life, I don't want an afterlife.

15. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on the closest people. Change this bad habit and the world will be at peace.

16. You don't listen to what you said, you don't do it after listening, you make mistakes after doing it, and you refuse to accept the mistakes. Then why should I talk? !

17. Hair is gone, and dandruff is more outstanding!

18. There are too many liars, but there are obviously not enough fools.

19. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-he killed all the students in the end.

2. A true good friend is not having endless topics together, but being together, even if you don't talk, you won't feel embarrassed. Classic satirical sentence 222 2

21. You should still have some self-knowledge, won't you talk? You exposed your IQ as soon as you spoke.

22. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

23. The villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others, don't care about things.

24. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

25. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, because I was born in my motherland, but I don't know what is happening in my motherland.

26. Children take toys as companions, while adults treat their companions as toys.

27. How dare you come out to meet people? Good people don't do it, they have to come out and be dogs.

28. Your toilet cleaner and Fu Yanjie are the same usage.

29. Do you have such a big face to hide the sun or something?

3. I hung my head and kept silent, not being modest, but looking for bricks.

31. A professor is terrible if he is not afraid of death. But a professor is afraid of this and that, and if he says nothing, this society will be even more terrible.

32. Don't pretend with me that you live a wonderful and happy life, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

33. Don't always call me an animal, get to know me better, and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

34. Shit! The world is so crazy, mice are given to cats as mothers!

35. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

36. I can't afford to live in a house after the housing reform, and I can't afford to go to school after the medical reform.

37. Now, split personality is a fashion. Fuck that dog, her dog is a little split.

38. A person's death is a tragedy.

39. You are the wind and you are the sand, lingering around the world! How dare your IQ be blown away by the wind, leaving only a head of sand!

4. Marriage is the grave of love-without a house, you can't even get into the grave! Ironic hypocritical and selfish sentences 222

Ironic hypocritical and selfish sentences 222 (Part 1)

1. Your face is majestic and lofty, and it is majestic in the world.

2. Hey, sister, stand aside a little, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

3. A person's death is a tragedy.

4. The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.

5. Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

6. It is God's creativity to create you, and it is your courage to live in this world.

7. Don't think that you are younger than me, so you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

8. You snore loudly when you go to bed, and your underwear is often worn backwards.

9. Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In the eyes of others, it's stupid for me to quarrel with a pig.

1. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

11. A true good friend is not having endless topics together, but being together. Even if you don't talk, you won't feel embarrassed.

12. God will regret that he didn't add a wagging dog's tail to people, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

13. You said that you were either fooling around all day or making a fuss.

14. I always think that as long as something is put at the hearing, it is basically settled-this is a problem that cannot be discussed.

15. No matter how good you are, you are a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

16. When it clears up and the rain stops, you think you can do it again.

17. how long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

18. You are nothing special, but your face is strong enough ...

19. Men are afraid of: first, being pregnant, second, being desperate by their wives, third, being ill, fourth, being reflected by the masses, fifth, being soaked by lovers, sixth, being shot at mahjong, seventh, being stolen, and eighth, being invalid.

2. You think you are the sun, and others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, and it may make your arrogance explode. Satirical and selfish sentences 222 (Part II)

21. There are too many liars, and fools are obviously not enough.

22. Do a good job that is neither busy nor idle, and lead a wonderful life that is neither salty nor light.

23. Love is not everything in life. When you are old, you should know that it is only a part of life. Every day, a man who is trapped by love will despise him even a woman.

24. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan once!

25. which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

26. I always don't understand a question. Why do people think you are a man?

27. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

28. other people's money and wealth are things outside my body.

29. You are the largest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

3. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

31. Look at your teeth. Are you the same ancestor as the dog?

32. Look, look at your face. It's called a shoehorn face, and it's an authentic pig waist face!

33. The light is shining! Thanks a lot! I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don't care about the rest!

34. I knew at a glance that you were born because of your mother's dependence on aliens for too long.

35. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is just a statistic.

36. You are willing to be used as toilet paper for others, and people still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and the paper is hard and scratches your ass.

37. Your appearance is refreshing.

38. I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will hurt without me.

39. ask what money is in the world, and teach people to live and die together!

4. African animals are on the grassland; European and American animals are in the zoo; Animals in China are on the dining table. Satire's Classic Sentence _ Satire's Classic Sentence

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People have no sense of shame, and Pepsi can be

people have no sense of shame, so it is better to die early

people have no sense of shame, and the king's law is difficult to cure

people have no sense of shame and cannot be cured; Dogs have no sense of shame, and a stick kills people

people have no conscience to eat

people are not satisfied

people are not satisfied, and their throats are deep

people are not satisfied, so they can win the dragon's hope

people are not satisfied, and their hearts are separated from their wealth, and they are stupid

people are heart-warming, tripe

people are above the sky, and they want to be immortals when they become emperors. Anyway, it's all about