In Xiao P's words, military training is a gentle beauty to soothe pride. Wang 8' s version is that military training is a bridge for him to seduce his sister. Bi Sheng's version is that military training is the research object. And me! I have to pour out my resentment.

Dad, the old man cut off my credit card and all the sources of change at home in order to reassure me to read some books. I was forced to cut my dear long hair to be hairless and dye my most precious fair skin black. But what can I do? In order not to be reduced to begging on the street, we have to obey. Who are rich dad and stingy dad?

For this matter, I argued with him for several weeks, and finally I was hungry, but I still gave in to him.

Sometimes I have to think, what is the family like now? What are the boys like now?

Anyway, send dear Xiaohui back to the dormitory first!

"Hey hey! Dear, let's go! "

At the gate of the girls' dormitory, Xiaohui suddenly stepped on my foot. Before I screamed, she was right. "You boys are like this!" "

"How?" I still endured the pain and smiled at her.

"That's it!"

"Oh oh! Is this the case! " I smiled and stuck it on her open collar.

Another kick. This time it's a big loss!

She suddenly turned and ran in.

I believe her face hurts more than my feet now, but-mine hurts too! Ouch!

As soon as I opened the dormitory door, I smelled a kind of hostility.

Xiao P is looking at me with his Stephen Chow smile, and Wang 8 is looking at me and Bi Sheng with his original "game to watch" smirk. His smile is quite friendly, with the kindness of Uncle Ma Yun. I was just about to ask him what happened to them. Unexpectedly, he suddenly made a 90-degree change, from affable to Jay Chou's cold face, and said in his tone; "Hum, not bad!" Behind him is his prototype, "I don't know anything!" " "

These shameless guys are roommates! If I had known there was such a person, I might as well invite my uncle downstairs, so that I wouldn't have to waste my breath every time I brought Xiaohui in. But let's put aside unhappiness. The main task now is to pry jokes out of their mouths.

So, I walked to Xiao P with a big smile on my face. "Dear fart elder brother-"

"What?"

"oh! Brother P, "I quickly changed my mind, knowing that I have different advantages at this moment, I'd better be polite to him. "Brother P has become more and more ruddy recently!" I think I can be Zhao Benshan's apprentice.

"Cut the crap and honor yesterday's promise, and I'll tell you what happened today, and it's about you and Xiaohui!" I am particularly unhappy to see his smug face. Didn't you owe him a pack of lollipops last night? Do you remember clearly?

"Ha ha, brother P, don't you think my brother is living a tight life now?" In this case, I still feel wronged for my arrogant constantly chauffeured image.

"Yo, my constantly chauffeured will be poor!" It seems that he is still not going to give up the "lollipop" incident. The reason why he wants lollipops is simple. He gets up in the morning and goes to class.

"Take it, take it, just a dollar!" Finally, I couldn't stand his nagging, even though it was my last dollar this week, and my mother secretly gave it to me!

Small p took the money and immediately forgot my existence, and I was furious; "Brother fart, you can say it now!"

He also knew that my situation was the most serious, so he surrendered.

"That guy again!" Hearing him say this, my usual anger broke out; "Let's beat him up and solve the problem of harassing my wife!"

When I walked out of the dormitory with high momentum, I found that there was no one behind me, and they closed the door and roared inside; "I wish you a successful challenge and come back to treat you!"

I almost fainted, and these guys who are "blessed to earn, enjoy and hard to push" have seen through it. I also threw a rude word; "Find Yang Gang or another day! The task now is to find two cows, and they go to karaoke! " I thought they would break into houses, but I was disappointed.

Such a big campus is steaming, but I feel cold.

I took out my mobile phone to find Niu Er, but 10086 told me. You already owe money and can't distribute it.

It seems that my rich boy is going to beg, worse than a beggar.

Although I owe money, I can still receive text messages. Zhang Qin's short message told me that I would meet you in that corner of the campus. I have something to do.

I knew where the corner she was talking about was, so I reluctantly walked to the old place where we had dated before.

Speaking of Zhang Qin, I still have some heartache-after all, it was my first love.

The sun is shining and the breeze is slow. This is an age full of shyness. That encounter in the rain, my young and crazy heart has been ringing. Because of Zhang Qin's sympathy umbrella, I lost sleep for several weeks, and my panda eye was still clearly visible.

I am still the same, but because of my father's meanness, I even walk to school. Thanks to him, he is still a billionaire! I'm not afraid of losing face when I say it.

Isn't it that sometimes fate comes, even in big cities?

Because I didn't bring an umbrella last time, I wanted to catch cold in the rain to worry the old man, but I met the princess of my life-Zhang Qin. Not only did I not get caught in the rain, but I was scolded when I came home. I said a man that big can't take care of himself. I also rely on the pity of a girl to say that I won't lose your face. My face has long been lost in the Pacific Ocean. I don't want to say; You told me to throw it away. I can't help it! After all, his livelihood depends entirely on him, and his mother is a woman who is afraid of her husband. With a snort, the old man hid in his room and cried for several days.

Later, when I learned that Zhang Qinhe was from a school, the young anthomaniac's heart floated instantly. Staring at her class dynamics every day, letting my brother meet each other after class and being a hero to save the beauty after school ... Although they are all very childish things, they still help me get in touch with her. Later, when she was with me, she told me that you used to play those tricks when she was three years old, and I was very angry-she actually treated me like a three-year-old child?

However, she finally gave in to me because she couldn't stand my ravages. She elaborated; When she met me in the rain, she believed it was fate. So, I couldn't sleep for a few days. Later, she also said that she often inquired about me, but when she saw me doing the same thing, she gave up. She said it could show her feeling of being flattered. So, I regretted my childish behavior, but I was conquered by her first kiss. At the same time, my first kiss was invalid.

At that time, we were glad that some colleagues saw that I could get girls by those childish methods, so the trend of "getting girls by hook or by crook" became popular in schools. I was shocked, but I didn't expect them to be tougher than me. Because of this, Zhang Qin also accused me of teaching a bad teacher younger brother, and I can only admit it with injustice.

In the envy of our younger brothers and sisters, we go home separately every day. Gradually, I found that Zhang Qin was always accompanied by someone, talking and laughing. Because of this, I went back to think calmly for a few days, and I also lost sleep for a few days. Deciding to settle accounts with the boy, he called a group of his best friend Niu Er, found the man's classroom and broke into the house. When the tutor saw it was me, he also said that he had something to go, and the clever students also abandoned the books and ran away.

I jumped directly on his desk, grabbed his pen and broke it (I thought I was better than the Hulk at that time).

"Your name is Yang Gang! I heard that you are cuckolding me! Today I will show you how awesome the cuckold is! "

"Call me!" I waved to Niu Er and them, and they soon understood.

What makes me even more unhappy is that I said so many words, but he didn't say a word, which greatly damaged my manners. So, I told Niu Er and them to work harder, and they stayed there as if they had taken sedatives. I saw that they didn't even listen to my password, so I picked up the stool next to me and threw it at Yang Gang.

At this moment, something I couldn't believe happened-my dear Zhang Qin actually blocked the stool for him.

It hurts! At that time, I wanted to castrate Yang Gang directly, so that I could get rid of my hatred. But in the end, I felt worse than being castrated.

"You stop!" Zhang Qin shouted at me, his eyes overflowing with red silk.

Damn it! I cann't believe I risked my life for him Now that I'm castrated, he can't get rid of my hatred.

"Why?" I am still very gentle, after all, it is the first love. I heard that the first lovelorn is equivalent to a half-dead person, which is a sin! Can't stand it.

"You can't do this to him!"

"Don't let him do this to you?"

"He and I are friends."

"I don't think so." I seem very angry. I have never been so hard on her. I'm still afraid of my girlfriend.

"Forget it if you don't believe it, whatever." Hearing her indifferent words, my heart was angry again. My rough personality tells me that I have to pick up the bench again to solve the problem.

"Why do you want to protect him like this?" I endured the pain and watched her stop my murder.

"Dragon, why! He and I are just ordinary friends, why do you want to pester our feelings because of this! You just don't trust me? "

"I believe my eyes." I get annoyed at the thought of seeing them sneaking around.

"In that case, I have nothing to say." She seemed to acquiesce, and my heart was stabbed again.

Why do you acquiesce? As long as you refute, I will believe you at once! However, I still can't help it; "In that case, in that sentence, are you talking to him or me? Say it yourself! "

She seemed stunned by my unreasonable behavior and looked at me disappointedly. I dare not look at her, it will hurt me.

Hesitated for a moment, she smiled and said; "Since we don't even have the most basic trust, it's boring to be together. Why don't we stop here! "

"Good, very good!" I am so angry. "Then I wish you the adulterer * * * to give birth to your son as soon as possible, and when you are born-"I still swallowed the word "death" back into my stomach, tossed my head beautifully and slipped away.

I don't know if her heart hurt at that time, but my heart didn't take shape

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Wang Haier, a senior three student of Guangzhou Blue Sky Technical School, Guangdong Province.