1. Humorous debt collection jokes

1. The wife went out to collect debts, but returned empty-handed a few months later. The husband said angrily: "You are so incompetent!" The wife said dissatisfiedly: "Although I didn't ask for the money, the boss's child was taken hostage by me!" The husband was overjoyed and asked: "Where are the people?" The wife patted her belly. , said: "I'm locked up inside!"

2. Person A: "My colleagues in my work unit always refuse to pay back any money they borrow from me. I'm so angry! Brother, please think of something!"

B: "What's so difficult about this? I carefully recommend the following debt collection strategies: 1. Ask the debt collection company Diyin to help you collect it."

A: "No, it's too It’s expensive, but it’s not worth the loss!”

B: “Two, ask a lawyer to issue a lawyer’s letter. If you don’t pay back the money, I will sue him.”

A: “No. It’s too expensive, it’s not worth the loss!”

B: “Third, hire a few gangsters and tell them that if they don’t pay back, it will be their turn.”

A: “No, it’s too expensive. , the gain outweighs the loss!"

Omitting N good strategies...

B: "Buy a big-character poster and post it on the door of your unit to expose his behavior of not paying back the debt. ."

A: "No, it's too expensive, it's not worth the loss!"

B: "Brother, how much does he owe you?"

A: "One piece!"

3. Someone lent money to a good brother, but after ten years his brother still had no intention of repaying it, so he suppressed his anger and went to collect the debt.

"Pay back the debt!"

"Brother, talking about money hurts feelings!"

"Huh, if you don't talk about money, you can't even talk about feelings. No!” 2. The more curse words in classical Chinese, the better

Original publisher: *** Asia

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Dear your company, (Dear enemy) A few years ago (Lao Lao Lai Lai), your company owes our company part of the money for some reason, totaling about 8 million.

The jade has not yet been returned to Zhao in its entirety.

Our company's capital chain has recently shown signs of rupture. Our boss is worried and our employees are aggrieved. We are now negotiating with your company (it's not just a matter of negotiation.

We can literally call on you and sue). Can you study it carefully, unify your thoughts, coordinate departments, take time, make plans, and (overthinking for the other party) return all the money owed to my company? To solve our urgent needs.

Many thanks. (Thanks to Xiaona, there is no debt) ***** Company CEO Gu Hongshun (Signature) *Year*Month*Day.

(The shopping mall is like a battlefield, collecting debts is like fighting, and you can’t use dog shit as a whip.). 4. Looking for more elegant debt collection words

Dear your company, (dear enemy)

A few years ago (old man), your company owed my company some money for some reason. , totaling about eight million. The jade has not yet been returned to Zhao in its entirety. Our company's capital chain has been showing signs of rupture recently. Our boss is worried and our employees are aggrieved. We are now negotiating with your company (it's not just a matter of negotiation. You can even knock on your door and sue). Can you seriously study and unify your thinking? , coordinate the department, take time, make plans, (overthinking for the other party), and return the accounts owed to my company together. To solve our urgent needs.

Many thanks. (Thanks to Xiaona, there is no debt)

***** Company CEO

Gu Hongshun (signature)

*Year*Month*Day.

(Shopping malls are like battlefields, collecting debts is like fighting, and you can’t use dog shit as a whip.) 5. Sentences describing "debt collection"

1. People who owe debts are forgetful, and debt collection Have a strong memory.

2. Don’t be afraid of the poor who owe the debt, but be afraid of the hero who collects the debt. 3. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

4. The debt collection methods make debtors shudder. Debtors have to worry about the personal freedom and safety of their families and themselves at all times. 5. Those who are not afraid of debt collectors are heroes, but those who are afraid of debts are really poor.

6. You hide and seek, and there is no negotiation when you meet an old guy. 7. It is difficult to collect debts. It is difficult to collect debts. There is a vastness between heaven and earth.

8. When you borrow money, you act like an uncle, but when you collect debts, you act like a grandson. 9. There is no pound in the front and no dollar in the back.

There is no way to ask for anything, so I cry with sadness. 10. The spring breeze of reform is blowing everywhere, insist on collecting debts with ambition, and you will never withdraw the money until it is repaid. I will follow you for food and accommodation! 11. Although the debt collection operation hit a wall yesterday, I have no choice but to export it now.

I asked the debtor, but he said that he still had no money. Do you know, do you know, I am thinner than a yellow flower.

12. The three poles in the sun are smoking rapidly, and I am eager for silver. I went back and forth more than 3,000 times. I suspected that I owed money to others.

13. For many years, I have kept your sworn promise deep in my heart. Every time I think of it, I feel uncomfortable eating and sleepless at night. When can we put an end to this unforgettable feeling? Let God be our witness, I hope you will not let my expectations go unfulfilled.

14. I have traveled through mountains, rivers and seas, but I cannot collect my debt. 15. Debt collection is as difficult as crossing Mount Everest.

"Debt collector" pronunciation: tǎo zhài Definition: debt collector; debt collector; debt collector, debt collector, debt collector. Synonyms: Debt collection [zhuī zhài] means debt collection, which generally refers to the settlement business carried out by individuals or collective enterprises that are not completed by state law enforcement and administrative means but are officially registered by the state industrial and commercial authorities and specialize in business investigation and information consulting services. 6. What are some sentences that describe how difficult it is to collect debts?

I have been working hard for a year collecting debts until I am bruised and bruised, and I have a lot of good words to say. I beg you not to go bankrupt. As the New Year approaches, I feel panicked about my debts, but I am not confident. You hide and seek, and there is no discussion when I meet you.

It’s hard to collect debts. It’s hard to collect debts. When you borrow money from heaven to earth, you act like an uncle, but when you collect debts, you act like a grandson. There is no pound sterling in the past and no dollar in the future.

There is no way to ask for anything, so I cry with sadness. The spring breeze of reform is blowing everywhere, insist on collecting debts with ambition, and the money will not be withdrawn until it is repaid. I will follow you for food and accommodation! Although the debt collection operation hit a wall yesterday, I have no choice but to export it now.

I asked the debtor, but he said that he still had no money. Do you know, do you know, I am thinner than a yellow flower.

In the sun, the three poles are smoking rapidly, and my eyes are eager for silver. I went back and forth more than 3,000 times. I suspected that I owed money to others.

For many years, I have always kept your sworn promise deep in my heart. Every time I think of it, I feel uncomfortable eating and sleepless at night. When can we put an end to this unforgettable feeling? Let God be our witness, I hope you won’t let my expectations be far away. I have crossed mountains, rivers and seas, but I can’t collect my debt. Debt collection is as difficult as crossing Mount Everest.

Mainly conducts debt collection activities for clients or institutions such as banks or credit card companies. It is a debt collection company. Another more elegant name is debt collection, credit management, asset management company, etc. Some credit reporting agencies in Taiwan also provide debt collection services.

These activities are not necessarily carried out legally; however, due to the difficulty of proof and ***'s unintentional supervision or weak supervision, these institutions still exist, and many new companies have emerged.