I usually get together with friends to chat, either drinking or having sex or talking about sex. When it comes to sex, Brother Ding is indispensable. Brother Ding is the core figure of our team. Although he looks wretched, he still masturbates. He has good swordsmanship, and can do all kinds of dirty things to steal people's heads. After all, he is single for more than thirty years, and his hand speed is not comparable to that of ordinary people! It's just that he has been missing for the past few months, and every time he asks for a fight, he says he is unavailable! I was confused, could it be that I was afraid of my big silver gun? Now only Brother Ming and I are left to play black and double queue, and I feel very sad.

"Brother Ding is a financial giant now, how can he still have time to masturbate with us!" Brother Ming opened Brother Ding's WeChat Moments and handed it to me, scrolling through it, either going to a hotel for a meeting, or Driving a yacht with some boss, or attending some speeches.

"Damn it, it turns out that this kid went to do micro-business, I'm so fucked...!" Before I could finish speaking, Brother Ming almost spit out a mouthful of beer!

“Damn it, who said that Brother Ding is a micro-business person?”

“Then why is the circle of friends so high-ranking and awesome? I block everyone who is a micro-business person. It can circle the earth several times!"

Brother Ming felt like he had a stomachache, so he took out a credit card and waved it in front of me, "What is this, does it taste good?"

"You think I'm mentally retarded, don't I know about credit cards?"

"It's the Lehui Gold Card of Everbright Bank, with a limit of 300,000, have you ever died!" Ming Ge added

"Why do I only have 20,000 yuan?"

"Brother Ding helped me do this, how bad it is!"

"How did you do it?"

< p>"You can ask Brother Ding yourself, I paid a handling fee of 30,000 yuan and I came down!"

"Holy shit, are you willing to pay such a high handling fee?!"

< p>Brother Ming handed over a cigarette, lit one himself, took a puff, and exhaled slowly. "Did you make it? Now Brother Ding is building a national financial platform, integrating resources across the country, and raising tens of millions?"

I was so frightened that I even peed a few drops, I choked. Come on, I recall that when he graduated from college, he borrowed 500 yuan from me for bus fare and took more than half a year to pay it off. Which time did I go out to eat and it was not my treat? It was only a few years ago? Raised tens of millions, have you taken medicine? Who is Brother Ding, I still don’t know? I was a poor loser, the most insignificant person in the department. I didn’t even have a girlfriend after graduation. I didn’t know there was such a weirdo in our major until Lua Lua Lu appeared!

Brother Ming looked at me for two seconds and said, "You can't judge a person by his appearance! Now Brother Ding is half my teacher."

"How do you say this?"

< p> Brother Ming took out his mobile phone, opened a file, and came next to me, "This is the financial tutorial given by Brother Ding." I saw the title "The Growth Path of a Black Intermediary" and said, "Damn it, Brother Ding can't Doing something illegal?"

Brother Ming retorted, "If that wretched man is so brave, he doesn't have to be so wretched. How could he hide behind us and steal someone's head? This title looks evil? , in fact, it just reveals some gray areas in the financial industry. Most people can’t see it. As long as you know a little bit, a fool can make money!”

“Such a dick, how come I haven’t heard of it? If you were so powerful, wouldn’t everyone get rich?”

“You are stupid, who would tell you that if you have money, you don’t make it yourself first? If everyone around you knows it, you can’t. How to make money!”

“That’s right, where did Brother Ding learn these things?”

“Then I don’t understand. Okay, okay, I have to meet the client tomorrow, let’s talk next time.” Brother Ming said and left.

After returning home, I kept scrolling through Brother Ding’s circle of friends. Usually I rarely pay attention to my friends. There are too many micro-businesses in the circle, including those who sell facial masks, those who sell high imitations, those who sell medicine, those who sell bras and panties, those who sell guns and ammunition, etc., etc., all kinds of plug-in works with beautiful pictures, and you can rape your eyeballs every time you open it. , usually those who are not idle will not take the initiative to open it. I scrolled through it, trying to find out the flaws. If Brother Ding leaves me, wouldn’t the diaosi halo on my head become even more dazzling.

The result was futile and sad~ Zhennima counterattacked? !

Two days ago, I met Brother Ding. He came to actively encourage me to join the financial industry. Why? I took care of you a lot when I was in college, and now I have the opportunity to repay you. If you have money, we should make money together!

"What have you been doing recently? The things you post on Moments are very high-end. You either fly or take a yacht. You also go to lectures all over the country. The comments you post every day are impassioned and make people laugh. You look like a dog. Is it really convenient to wear such a big ring? What kind of business are you doing? I heard Brother Ming say that you are working on a big project to take over the whole country. You are a real-life financial giant. I look awesome!"

"No, Brother Long, don't you know who I am? Can I really rise to the top with no family or connections?"

< p> "Then what are you trying to do? You also write financial tutorials. The title is so outrageous. What are you writing about? Don't deal with illegal and criminal matters!"

"How could it be? I Everything you do is beneficial to the people!"

"Where is the Mercedes-Benz in your circle of friends? Why don't you drive it out? Isn't it just a background?"

< p> "Risa, what am I? It's so tiring to pretend, that's true!"

"Really? I saw you driving a second-hand junk motorcycle a few years ago. Judging from your appearance, It seems that other than robbing, how can you get so much money? Brother, don’t be blinded by the benefits!”

“Geez, who else uses their own money to buy a car these days, with zero down payment? Haven’t you heard of it?”

“I’ve heard that you have to pay back tens of thousands a month?”

“It’s still a bit stressful, but I can still handle it. This is the advantage of doing finance!”

“What? I haven’t heard of buying a car with zero down payment! Damn it, how can you afford it? I'll replace my little Ford and drive it around. Don't pretend to be struck by lightning!"

"Brother Long, please don't be too serious. Is that okay? Look, I managed Brother Ming’s 300,000 yuan credit card, as well as renting a car, and I can afford it. This is a real thing. I don’t need to lie to you. The domestic financial market is so chaotic now. , I’m just making some small fish out of it. You know, it’s not impossible to make hundreds or tens of millions in a year and a half in this industry.”

“I don’t have to make that much. , I’m satisfied with tens of thousands of dollars a month. It’s too heavy to get used to it all at once.”

“So Brother Long, you can’t do big things with this kind of mentality, how big your heart is, How big is the stage - Jack Ma"

"Are you sure it was Jack Ma who said that?"

"Don't go off topic, okay, I just added his name, okay? Remember who said it? Where did I just say it? "

"Stage"

"Let me show you the course first. This is the elementary course for our team. , it’s all in this USB drive, if you’re interested, come back to me!”

I’ll tell you more later.

When I got home, I couldn’t wait to open the USB flash drive. The 32G capacity was full. The first folder was the article "The Growth of a Black Agent" that Brother Ming showed me...

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