I want to take the exam

1 cousin 2 cousin

1. I have something to ask everyone today. My cousin who I haven’t seen for many years suddenly asked to take the exam. Art schools. Want to be a star. Everyone knows how difficult it is to be a star these days. Every year, hundreds of thousands of people cross the single-plank bridge in the art school admissions market. Only a few can succeed. I will deal with her when he comes later. I also ask for your help. Please advise him to stop dreaming and go home and work hard

2. Meilan Meilan, I love you. You are like an orchid that attracts people. You are like a plum blossom that stays green every year. When I see Mei Lan, I think of you! YE COME! ON!~

HI cousin.

1. Hi cousin! (High five)

. Yi Cousin, what do you mean?

2. Celebrities always look like this when they appear. They have style! YE YE YE!

1. Alas, my cousin has caught up in this fashionable language and this appearance. Mysterious!

2. That’s because they often praise me for being like thunder, rain and wind... (action)

1. Okay!

2. You just don’t look like a human being! .........

1. Is this a compliment to you...? I think they are wrong. You look at it so fiercely. Like a New Year picture 0

2. (*Surprised) New Year picture~

1. Colorful and dazzling...

2. Oh, you said my clothes Right...

1. Yes, yes

2. I bought it specially for this exam! How about it, cousin~ is it beautiful!? (Turn over)

1. Well, it’s beautiful. It’s just a little dizzy..

2. Do you think the color is right?

1 Yes

2 Tai Xuan La

1 Yes!

2. No wonder when La just walked to the door, a TAXI suddenly drove towards me!

1 .Oh, it’s so dangerous.

2. Then he stepped on the brakes! At that time, I yelled at her: There is something wrong with you! Why did you stop the car if you have nothing to do?

1 Yes

2 He said: Sorry, I thought it was a red light

1. Is there such a big red light

2 Yes, if so When I faced him like this, she thought it was a green light! (Shuddering)

1 It’s your suit that’s to blame!

2 It’s so expensive!

1 I can’t tell!

2 The price of the top is 3800 yuan!

1 That’s a famous brand!

2 I later bargained for the price. To 25 yuan!

1 What about pants?

2 Pants are 10 yuan cheaper

1 10 yuan a pair is not expensive...

2 Haha, I bought 4 of them. Later he gave me one as a gift...

1 Why?

2 He said that I should leave quickly and not delay his business... .

1 Cousin, when you want to study and buy clothes, don’t buy them from street stalls, go to the big mall!

2 I went to the big mall..

1 Oh You went

2 The other day I walked into a big shopping mall. I touched this and looked around and found a handsome guy staring at me

1 Oh, he must be looking. I'm in love with you

2 Then I asked him, "Hey, handsome guy, you must have fallen in love with me, right?"

1 Haha, he must have said, Miss, you are so beautiful

2 The devil is looking at you! I am afraid that you will steal things!

1 Cough! It turns out that the security guard is eyeing you

2 He is looking down on me and waiting for me to pass the exam. I am a big star in the art school!

1 Hey, wait a minute, my cousin, this art school is not so easy to pass. First of all, it has requirements for image.

2 My image is okay, they all explain

I have a star likeness

1 I didn’t see it

2 They said my left side looks like Lin Qingxia and my right side looks like Guan Bixia

1 In the middle...

2 Lightning narrow!

1 This shows that your image is very creative

2 It doesn’t matter if a girl is ugly, the key is to be confident

1 The key is to be confident. Confidence is a necessary condition for being an actor

2 I am very charming

1 Oh, you are charming

2 Yesterday After I got into class, several boys followed me. They wanted to pursue me~

1 Why do people keep following you?

2. They wanted to pursue me~

1 Cousin, don’t be stupid, you have met a bad person, right?

2 Really? Then I will run away and run to a cemetery in the back mountain

1 You run there What are you doing?

2 I’m so smart. I said something to scare them all away!

1 What did you say?

2 Oh, I’m finally home. (The empty audience laughs) Scare them all away!

1 This is a good idea!

2 When I got up, I saw a man next to me holding a nail in his left hand and another in his right. The hammer is knocking on the tombstone...

1 Hey, what is he knocking on?

2 Yes, I asked you that there is something wrong with this person. Hey, what are you always knocking when you are fine]

1 What did he say?

2 He said something that scared me crazy

1 What did he say?

2 He said I didn’t If you know who etched my name wrongly, I will come out and correct it...

1 I'm scared...

2 My cousin is joking with you... As the saying goes

1 What to say gt;

2 Say a beautiful woman can confuse a man, a smart woman can inspire a man, a talented woman can attract a man

1 pair up

2 women like me

How about 1?

2 can conquer a group of men!

………………………..

2 How about my cousin’s image? Is there no problem with it?

1 The image is lethal. Even if you have a distinctive image, you still have to be an actor. Educated. How is your academic qualifications?

2 Your academic qualifications are okay!

1 What academic qualifications?

2 International student!

1 That’s good. !Where did you study?

2 (Smirk) You stayed in primary school for 18 years. (Audience laughed)

1 Look, people are laughing at you.. That’s what you call it Repeaters?

2 Students who repeat a grade are called international students for short.

1 (Cousin is helpless)

2 I am very smart, so I will test you with random questions. I definitely don’t know.

1 That’s impossible.

2 Let me give you a simple test! Two coins fell on the ground, one is 50 and one is 100. Which one do you choose?

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1 I will definitely pick the 100 one

2 Are you stupid and won’t pick two of them together?

1 Oh...it’s a brain teaser

2 Let’s take another test, okay, okay, okay, I’m not ready to take another one

Why didn’t Beethoven play the piano with these fingers?

1 Um...because he was injured!

2. Because this finger is my fool~!

1 It took me a long time to let me in, you kiddos are just kidding!

Like this Let’s do something intellectual

2 How about guessing?

1 Good

2 PIA SHUA ZHI LIU PIA

1… Haha, it’s fresh and even has dubbing. Haha... I can’t guess it

2 I can’t guess it.

The word "WEI" means serving the people!

1 Why is the word "WEI" meant to serve the people?

2 The word "WEI" is written like this. The dots, hooks and dots connected together are PIA SHUA ZHILIU. PIA

1 ai you The first time I met you, I didn’t believe it. Then I couldn’t guess it. Here’s another one.

2 Then here’s another PIA. SHUA ZHILIU ZHILIU

ZHILIU PIA PIA PIA PIA!

1 Your family has a firecracker field, right?

2 What’s the word?

1 Can’t guess!

2 I don’t know

1 Ah

2 Serving the people is the word!

1 It’s impossible for you to have so many PIA PIA PIA SHUA SHUA Is SHUA still a Chinese character?

2 Traditional Chinese characters!

1 Traditional Chinese characters... um... how to write it?

2 Points, curved hook, curved hook, curved hook Connecting the dots, dots, and dots is PIA PIA PIA SHUA SHUA SHUA! Ahh...yeah, oh yeah!

1 I’m convinced, cousin, I’m convinced of you

2 I’m convinced

1 Well, you are smarter than me, you are more knowledgeable than me

2 That is

1 But being an actor? This is not the key. You have to be able to sing and speak on stage. Can act

2 I can sing very well

1 Oh, you can sing well

2 Have held a concert tour

1 Really

2 Look at places like New York, London, Australia, Moscow, Japan, France.

1 You have been to all of them

2 Haha, I have never been there

1 I’ve never been there, why are you saying it’s so lively?

2 I’m quite popular over there

1 It’s quite popular

2 I have sung in 5 karaoke halls

1 How was the effect in the 5 karaoke halls

2 The effect was amazing!

1 Oh, it’s great

2 There are 4 restaurants that I have ruined...

1 Fortunately, there is still one restaurant left

2 Which one heard that I am going to close early

1 That's why

2 They said that after I go, it will collapse anyway, so I just shut it down

1 If you understand, if you don't understand, blame him for singing. It's too amateurish. Let me test you casually. The judges will come up with a very simple song. How about everyone can sing the big sedan chair. Can you sing it?

2 Hehehehe... I can sing any song

1 This is not modest, you come here

2 In order to show my strength, I sing this song acapella and sincerely send it to you, cousin!

The sun comes out, you After swinging on the swing, swinging on the wire, you swing and swing to a high-voltage wire, and then you pass away. Thank you!

1. This...are you a singer or a killer? One song kills me No singing...what does it mean?

2. The lyrics are wrong...

1. As a professional singer, you must not sing the wrong lyrics. Come and listen to the professional How do actors sing! (Singing...)

How do professional singers sing with perfect accents? This is too difficult. You can’t sing it. Can you do a relatively simple 18-turn mountain road? Sing gt;

2 Hey hey hey... I can sing any song.

1 It’s so immodest to come here

2 The descendants of the mountains love the sun. The sun loves you so much. The people in the mountains love you! !

1 I don’t believe that I can’t control him. Um... Next, you are going to sing a song about the eighteen turns of a mountain road that is not difficult at all. Can you?

2amp; 1 Hey, what song do I have? Can sing

1 I knew you could say

This sentence. This song you want to sing makes people feel suffocated and breathless...

2 Who brings the distant call and who leaves the millennium of hope~~………. .

1. Oh, it’s okay~

2 Do you think it’s okay? The gold cup and the silver cup are not as good as everyone’s reputation, and not as good as everyone’s applause. I think my cousin sang well... Applause …None of them. If you think I can sing better than my cousin, applause~~~….. Shout…

1 Ah..Why are so many people applauding?..

2 Hehe, we are from the same village

1 Okay, okay... cousin, frankly speaking, you still have some characteristics in singing, but the last part of the art school entrance exam is the most difficult step. It is more difficult to do sketches. That. Pay attention to the relationship between characters and the location...

2 I have sketches, I have them...

1 Oh, you have them all...

2 I have them~ ! I would like to dedicate a movie I shot in 1998 called "Titanic" to everyone!

1 This is too much to brag about; everyone knows that Titanic was filmed by an American.

2 What I took is a pirated version of the rural version

1 Oh, you made up a version yourself

2 Cousin, please help me to cooperate with you in it Play a role, okay?

1 It’s okay to let me assist you.

2 I’m playing the heroine, Rou Si!

1 So where? It's shredded meat, it's meat balls.

2 You play the hero's jacket!...

1 A jacket...or a suit, that's called...JACK AND ROSE. Good start!

2 Oh, the wind in my jacket is so strong. Come and hold my waist.

1 Your waist... Oh, my dear, where is your waist?

2 Waist! It’s the thinnest part of my body.

1 (Pinch her neck.)

2 This is my neck!

1 This is the neck, where is the waist...

2 Here it is!

1 This is the waist, I thought it was a bucket...

2 Oh, Jacket, give me your paw

1 It’s the animal world hand again!

2 Oh, yes, yes.. Please pass me your front hand.

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1 If you hate it, please use standard Chinese

2 Oh Jacket, do you remember the three words that express your love to me?

1 Oh I LOVE YOU

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2 I LOVE YOU

1 I LOVE YOU TOO

2…I LOVE YOU bah bah bah bah…

1 What are you doing? A face full of saliva

2 If you spit on me, I will spit on you

1 If you don’t understand English, then I won’t act

2 As a Professional actor! Keep acting!

1 Do you want to act again?

2 Act

1. Oh my dear ROSE

2 Oh my dear JACK

1 Whenever I see you

2 Oh how about it?

1 I don’t want to live anymore..

2 Oops. Cousin, do you think I can be admitted to an art college?

1 I guess even Chinese teachers can’t teach you. You might as well go to Hollywood and try

They just like wild girlfriends like you

2 Oh, yes, yes...

1 It’s a pity that you don’t understand foreign languages

2 Ladies and gentleman. welcome to our hope's school.

Enjoy yourselves.Pleses..