correspondence between wife and husband (hilarious) Dear wife: How are you at home? You have run away from home for 38 hours and 37 minutes since we were angry, which is 4 hours and 21 minutes short of the highest record in your running away history. I know you are waiting for me to apologize to you at home, and I am prepared to do so, but I hope you can stick to it and create a new high in your running away history! I'm fine at home, please don't miss it. Although you took the passbook, you don't have to worry about my financial resources, because I still have a supplementary credit card in my hand. Credit cards are convenient to use. I have bought five shirts, seven pairs of underwear and twelve pairs of socks. It is estimated that one set will last until you come back every day. A famous brand is a famous brand, although it's a little expensive ... You don't have to worry about my food. I've tried it in seven newly opened sprinkling houses. Hairtail, hemp stalk, pig head three, they are afraid that I will be alone and accompany me every day, but they do their best to order good food and wine. I can't help it. You know I am proud. What bothers me the most is the new woman who moved across the street. She comes to borrow vinegar and garlic almost every day. But don't worry, I will never make mistakes. You must have confidence in me in this respect. As for the flowers and plants at home, I want them to adapt to the desertification environment early and never water them, which is beneficial to their species evolution. By the way, did our Mimi accompany you back to your parents' house? I haven't seen it for two days. You don't have to worry that my two lovely brothers-in-law will come to me on impulse to do something irrational. Yesterday, I invited them to have a meal and told them a little thing between us. After listening, they took my hand and cried and said, "Brother-in-law, it's really hard for you!" Yunyun "I'll pick you up and apologize to you, but it's good for you to stay at your parents' home for a period of time,' often go home to see', and the old people also need you. P.S.: If you don't come back tomorrow, I will go if Bingbing asks me to eat pizza. Anyway, being idle is idle, and it's not good to always refuse others. After all, I am a colleague of the same unit. Goodbye! Your dear husband. Dear husband: Thank you for your letter! Everything is fine at my parents' house, so don't worry about it. I forgot to tell you that the deposit in the passbook has been transferred to my account. I was a little worried about your financial situation, but since you can overdraw your credit card so well, there is no need for me to worry. In addition, I would like to remind you in good faith that there are still two packs of instant noodles at the bottom of the kitchen cupboard at home. Although you are eating well now, I am still a little worried. Maybe you will need them when you run out of credit cards and bring fish, hemp stalks and pig heads. Say hello to the new neighbor across the hall for me. The house loan will expire at the end of the month, and then you have to say goodbye to your new friend! By the way, don't water the flowers at home. I grow cactus. Mimi and I are together, and the pest control spirit at home has long been used up. Now you must be looking at Xiaoqiang. Of course, my two lovely brothers won't give you any trouble. They have been urging me to get a divorce and find a capable man. Now I feel really good to go home. I don't have to wash and cook so hard every day, but I can go shopping freely. I'm really happy! I wish you a good time with Bingbing tomorrow. Besides, I heard that Bingbing's new boyfriend is a boxing coach in the Institute of Physical Education, and I don't know if it's true or not. You know I'm not that nosy.