1. Which animal is the easiest to fall into? The answer is lt; fox gt; Tingguo’s cunning (slippery) fox!

2. The first thing to do when you wake up in the morning What is the matter? The answer is

3. Xiao Ming needs an hour to go to work every day. Why does it take him two and a half hours to go to work today? The answer is

4. Which car is the longest in the world? The answer is

5. Even if all the pigs in the world are deadlt; Type a song titlegt;?Answerlt;At least you stillgt;

6, there are three dots of saliva next to your tonguelt;Type a wordgt;?Answerlt;Livegt;

7. What is the ***difference between black people and white people? The answer islt; Blood is redgt;

8. What is the ***difference between crying and laughing? The answerlt is ; The strokes are all Chapter 10 gt;

9. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? The answer is

10. I lost my ID card, what should I do? The answer

11. The bus came. A lady in a regular skirt put in 4 yuan, and the driver asked her to get on the bus; the second lady in a miniskirt, After investing 2 yuan, the driver also let her get on the bus. The third lady didn’t pay, but the driver still let her get on the bus. Why? The answer<; she uses a monthly ticket>

12. What does the dentist do for a living? The answer<> mouth>

13. Your father’s sister’s cousin’s cousin What is the relationship between your uncle’s father and your uncle’s son’s sister-in-law? The answer is: Relative relationship:

14. A person who couldn’t swim fell into the water but didn’t drown. Why? The answer: Because he was wearing a life jacket gt;

In the summer of 15, a very old lady was holding a fan outside to cool off... Suddenly a mosquito flew in front of her and stared at her face to death. . But she didn't do anything. Why? The answer is: Caught in the old lady's wrinkles.

16. Which came first, the man or the woman? The answer: The man came first. Because when we men are called sir, there is the first word gt;

17. Condom------name a place? The answer islt; Baotougt;

18. Which one? Is the game running backwards? The answer is

19. You originally had 10 copper coins in your pocket, but they all fell out. What is left in your pocket? The answer is still There is only one hole left;

20. Xiao Ming’s feet never touch the ground when walking. Why? The answer is because he is wearing shoes;

21. There is a kind of cloth that is very long. Width is very beautiful, but even if no one uses it to make clothes, it is impossible to make clothes. Why? The answer is a waterfallgt;

22. Which English letter does most people like to hear? The answer is CDgt;

23. The whole body of a pig is full of treasures and is of great use. What else is the use of pigs to humans? The answer is that it can also be used to curse people;

24. What kind of door is forever? Can't close it? The answer is

25. Where is the place with the highest mortality rate in the world? The answer is

26. What should I hit? Effortless? Answerlt; Doze off, how can you feel tired when you fall asleep? gt;

27. Can people living in Hong Kong be buried in Guangzhou? Answerlt; No, because living people It cannot be buried gt;

On 28, a new hospital opened in the city with advanced equipment and considerate services.

But the strange thing is: not a single patient is admitted here. Why? The answer is: Veterinary Hospital>

29. There is a newborn baby, two children and He was born on the same day, same year, same month, and to the same parents, but they are not twins. Is this possible? The answerlt; tripletsgt;

30. What is Sleeping Beauty most afraid of? The answerlt; insomniagt;

31. A prisoner was caught at the police station. He was locked up alone in a small, well-sealed cell. With no outsiders allowed to enter, the next morning, there was actually an extra man in the cell! Why is this? The answer is; She was a female prisoner who gave birth to a little boy the next day;

32. There was a master who was so good at martial arts that he went out on a rainy day without any rainproof items. They are all wet, but their hair is not wet at all. What’s going on? The answer is: He is a monk with no hair.

33. What can be used to solve all the mysteries? The answer is: The answer is: gt;

34. Xiao Ming said to Xiaohua: "I can sit in a place where you can never sit!" Where is he sitting? The answer is on Xiaohua's body.

35. What valuable thing is most likely to disappear? The answer is lt; artificial satellite;

36. Who is the greatest person in our country? The answer is lt; the old man;

37. A woman gives birth to a child (guess an idiom). The answer is lt; spitting blood (spitting someone with acupuncture points) gt;

38. Open the hot quilt, touch your legs, and spread the legs. Just put it on your eyes (guess a daily necessities) answer lt; glasses gt;

39, there are hairs on the top and hairs on the bottom, and there will be hair on hair at night. (guess what is on the person's body)? The answer lt; eyes gt;

40, one hair is bald and the other is bald, and white liquid comes out when coming in and out (find daily necessities)? The answer lt; toothbrush gt;

41, Xiao Ming I set the alarm clock to six o'clock in the morning. He woke up after five o'clock, but he didn't know where the alarm clock was. Can you help? The answer is: wait until six o'clock, and the alarm clock will ring. Found it gt;

42. Every couple has one absolute thing in common in life. What is that? The answerlt; that is, getting married on the same year, same month and same day;

43, it’s hard even if you lick it, or it’s hard if you don’t lick it. If you want to sleep comfortably, you should rub it (things on the human body) first? The answerlt; teethgt;

In 44, an ant accidentally fell from the plane and died. Guess how it died? The answer is because it floated for too long and starved to death;

45. A waiter served beer to a guest, and a fly fell into the cup. Both the waiter and the guest saw it. Who is the unluckiest? ?Answer

46. On a rainy day, water leaked everywhere in the office, but why didn’t everyone get wet? The answer is: Because no one comes to work>

47. What is something that a magnifying glass cannot magnify? The answer is; anything that looks like it's magnified.

In fact, it is still the original size;

48, ??what would you do if you had a pair of wings? The answer is: Go to the hospital for a checkup quickly. How can a good person grow such a thing?

49. A person saw a wallet 50 meters away on the dark road. Why? The answer

50, Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door even with all his strength. What happened? thing? The answer is: Just open the door;

51. What makes you fatter and lose weight faster? Answer

52. A policeman was crossing the road with a child. A passerby asked the policeman if he was your son? The policeman said: Yes. The passerby asked the child again: Is he your father? The child said: No, why? The answer<;The policeman is his mother>

53. If the earth explodes, which two landowners are the safest? The answer is: Heaven `Hell>

54. People can climb Mount Everest, but there is a place where they can never climb. What is that place? The answer is: the top of your head>

55. What animal first walked on four legs, then on two legs, and finally on three legs? Answerlt; Peoplegt;

56. What are the three words people often say? The answer is <; I don’t know>

57. There is an alcohol lamp and a candle in the laboratory. When operating, what should be lit first? Answer lt; Matches > ;In the restaurant gt;

60, among the numbers 1 to 9, who is the most diligent and who is the laziest? The answer is; one is the laziest and the other is the most diligent (one is the laziest and the other is the most diligent) gt;

61. Lao Zhang is an excellent novelist. Why did he once write for a month continuously? Can’t even come up with a title for a novel? The answer<; he wrote a diary>

62, please explain: What does "tit for tat" mean? The answer is tooth extraction and dental implantation;

63. There are three wolves on the mountain. The hunter kills one with a gun. How many more are there? The answer is; one...the dead one;

64. Do you write with your left hand or your right hand? The answerlt; write with a pen gt;

65. There was a hunter who went hunting in the forest. He only brought 3 throwing knives with him. He firmly believed that nothing in the world could withstand his three throwing knives. Not dead, he walked and walked and met a man-eating orangutan. The orangutan beat his chest and approached him~~~~~~ He threw the first flying knife, but it was caught by the orangutan's left hand; He threw the second throwing knife, but unexpectedly it was caught by the orangutan's right hand; finally he threw the last throwing knife; in an instant, sand and rocks were flying, wind and rain~~~~~~~~~~~ It was over! The last flying knife was caught in the mouth of the hateful beast, and the brave hunter was in despair; the hateful orangutan screamed and roared with pride; ~~~~~~~~The ending is~~~~~~~~~~ ~The orangutan is dead. Why does the answer lt; when the orangutan roars, he beats his chest with both hands and beats himself to deathgt;

66. What has he done that he knew was wrong but could not correct it? The answer lt; after handing in the paper for the exam gt;

67. What can't be seen but can be touched. If you can't touch it, it will scare people. The answer is:

68. In a watch shop, there are two watches.

One watch has accurate time twice a day, but the other watch has accurate time not once. No one buys the former, but someone buys the latter. Do you know why? The answer is; the former is immobile, so the time is accurate twice a day, and the latter is inaccurate but can still move;

69. Mr. Wang has two friends who are police officers, among whom Is it possible that one is the father of another's child? The answer may be that the two policemen are a couple.

70. What is China’s domestic product rich in? The answer is jade, the word "国" is the word "jade" gt;

71. Two fathers and two sons went to a restaurant to eat together, and the waitress only put three sets of cutlery on the table for them. , they also said enough is enough. Do you know what their relationship is? The answer is lt;father`songt;

72. There are many languages ??used in the world, so what words are universal in the world? The answer<;The phone number is universal>

73, Dayong boasted to his friends: "When we were doing exercises today, the teacher asked a question, and no one in the class except him answered it correctly.

"What do you think the teacher asked? The answer: Dayong, why are you late? gt;

74, a small boat has to ferry 37 people, and only 7 people can be carried at a time. How many times can it be completed? The answer is: six times, because each time a rowing boat has to be returned;

75, is the day bigger, or the month is bigger? The answer: "month" is bigger, because "thirty days" is bigger. "One" month gt;

In 76, Xiao Ming watched a theatrical performance at night. Why is there an actor who always turns his back to the audience? The answer is because he is the conductor of the band.

77. In which game does the loser get a prize but the winner gets no prize? The answer is: punching and drinking.

78. What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? gt;

79. If there is a fire in the zoo, which animal will escape first? The answer is "Human", humans are advanced animals. gt;

80. What? Animals stay up late every day? The answer is: Panda, because its eye circles are always black;

81. Why does my mother not feed my brother for several months, but he still grows up healthily? At that time, her brother was still in her belly;

82, there is a place that can be entered or not, what is this place? The answer is; grave

83, the wolf dragged it away Why did the lamb follow the mother sheep without saying a word? Answer: The lamb is in the mother's belly.

84. Who is so busy at work all day long? lt;Ballet dancergt;

85. What did Columbus do next after he stepped into the New World with one foot? The answer islt;Stepped up with the other footgt;

86, What is the thing that everyone will never forget before going to bed? Answer lt; Close your eyes;

87. How to make eyebrows grow under the eyes? Answer lt; Stand upside down;

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88. There is an old man who lives on the twelfth floor, but why does he never take the elevator? The answer is: because he lives on the first floor;

89. What can be added or not subtracted? ? Answerlt; agegt;

90, what kind of mountains and seas can move? Answerlt; huge crowds of peoplegt;

91, a policeman ran away when he saw the thief, Why? Answerlt; Want to catch the thief quickly;

92. What kind of official can’t give orders but still has to laugh at others? Answerlt; Bridegroom official;

93. Xiaoming eats chewing gum every day, but others still say that he has bad breath. Why? The answer is: He loves to swear>

94. "Innate" is the physical constitution inherited from parents, and "nurture" What is it? The answer is; the day after tomorrow is tomorrow’s tomorrow;

95, Xiaodai is riding on the big cow, why doesn’t the big cow eat grass? The answer is: Because Daniel is a human;

96, What is the best way to avoid motion sickness? The answer is: Walk>

97, Xiao Ming is only 4 years old, but I have become a "dad", is it possible? The answer is of course possible, let's play "play house" gt;

98, what chicken doesn't have wings? The answerlt; froggt;

99, what do people not like to eat? The answerlt; of course you will suffer! No one wants to eat it;

100, Wangfujing Pedestrian Street, Beijing Who is the person who comes and goes the most? The answer is

101, where will people really become at the mercy of others? Answerlt; operating table gt;

102. On a dark and windy night, Xiao Li met a ghost, and the ghost fled. Why? The answer is: coward>

103. What is the main cause of divorce? The answer is: marriage>

104. What is the narrowest road? Answer lt; Enemies meet on a narrow road gt

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105. What can you only hold with your left hand but not with your right hand? The answer is

106. Why does the beautiful hut sometimes leak and sometimes not? The answer is; because sometimes it rains and sometimes it doesn’t;

107. When you go to the market to buy eggs, how can you ensure that the eggs you buy will not hatch chicks? Answerlt; Don’t buy eggs>

108. Please use four words to describe a woman who refuses to have children for the sake of beauty.

The answer lt; Peerless beauty gt;

109. People are worried when it is not broken, but happy when it is broken. What is this? Answerlt; Casegt;

110. Why do hens have short legs? The answer is: laying eggs will not break;

111, vixens are best at bewitching men, so what kind of "spirits" can confuse men and women together? The answer is: alcohol:

112, normal What is the book that people don’t read? Answerlt; Book for the Blind gt;

113. Who is the male barber’s least favorite person? Answerlt; bald man gt;

114, how can 3+1 equal 5? Answerlt; When the calculation is wronggt;

115. The ancients once soaked blue cloth in the water of the Yellow River. What happened? The answer is; the clothes are wet;

116. Why are modern people increasingly "disloyal to their word"? The answerlt; call gt;

117, a bull and a cow, guess the three-word answerlt; two cowsgt;

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118. Why are most Buddhists in the Northern Hemisphere? The answer is lt;南"无"Amitabha>

119. Which animal is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger? The answer lt; little tiger gt;

120, what question will the other party definitely tell you "no" when answering it? The answer is; there is no such thing as sleeping;

121. What is more annoying than crows? The answer lt; crow's mouth gt;

122, What kind of cake cannot be eaten? The answer lt; discus gt;

123, Xiao Ming wrote nine letters to his girlfriend, why his My girlfriend only received one letter? The answer is: He has nine girlfriends, one for each person.

124. When will the sun rise from the west? Answerlt;Looking at the sun rising from the mirrorgt;

125. What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answerlt; Confucius’ disciples are on the right, Mencius’ disciples are on top;

126. When you go home in the middle of the night, you realize that you forgot to bring your key and there is no one else at home. At this time, your greatest wish is What? Answer: The door was forgotten;

127. Xiao Li once went on a business trip and came back early. He saw his wife sleeping on the bed with him in the small building next door. Why wasn't Xiao Li angry? The answer is; Xiaolou is a woman;

128. Why does a person become cold after death? The answer is: A calm mind naturally cools down;

129. Xiao Ming has never been to the United States. If he wants to go to the United States, how much should he spend at least? Answerlt; Just think about it, it doesn’t cost money;

130, there is no wind, no wind is moving, no wind is moving, there is wind (guess an object) answerlt; Fangt;

131. Dumb fell from the hot air balloon but was not injured. Why? The answer is because the hot air balloon is on the ground.

132. There is a thing that the buyers know and the sellers know, but only the users don’t know. What is it? Answer lt; coffin >

133. Where is the safest place during an earthquake? Answer lt; on a plane >

134. Where can a horse walk without four legs? Answerlt; on the chessboard gt;

135. On a rainy day, two people held an umbrella, and both of them got wet; when three people held an umbrella, why? No one gets wet anymore? The answer

136. How many sides does a box have? The answer<; inside and outside>

137. What is the last book of a famous writer? The answer<; suicide note>

138, where Xiao Wang lives It's a building, why do you have to go upstairs every time you go out? The answer is< He lives in the basement><

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139. How to make the impossible possible as quickly as possible? The answer is: remove the word "no";

140. Scorpions and crabs play guessing games. Why can't they decide the winner after two days of playing? Answerlt; Both produce scissors;

141. Which one is heavier, a pound of cotton or a pound of iron? The answer is the same;

142. When are the idioms "looking here and there", "looking left and right" and "looking forward and backward" most appropriate? The answerlt; when crossing the roadgt;

143, why do most people not like to celebrate their 32nd birthday? The answerlt; no one likes to put three long and two short candles on the birthday cakegt;

144. There was a death row prisoner who was shot twice but did not die until he was shot a third time. Why? The answer is: He was wearing Sangun brand underwear;

145, Mr. Lin had an artificial heart after major surgery. After she recovered from the illness, her girlfriend immediately broke up with her. Why did this happen? The answer was that she didn’t really love her.

146. Put red and mung beans on a plate. Why did Xiao Wang put them together at once? Are they separated? Answerlt; There is only one red bean like a mung bean;

147. There were ten birds in the forest. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other nine did not fly away. Why? Answerlt; ostrich gt;

148, ashtray, type one word. The answer is lt; Helmet gt;

149. During the exam, Xiaoguang copied everything from Xiao Ming. Why did Xiao Ming get 100 points but Xiaoguang got zero points? The answer is because Xiaoguang even copied Xiao Ming's name;

150, 1 There is a part of a woman's body that her father can touch twice, her mother can touch twice, her boyfriend can touch it once, but her husband can touch it only once. You can't touch it either. What is it? The answer is <; lips >>

151. How do people who have raised electronic chickens and electronic dogs feel? Answerlt; chickens and dogs are restless gt;

152. Why would a healthy couple give birth to an offspring without eyes? Answer lt; The eggs laid by the chicken couple have no eyes----gt;

153. They neither gave birth to children, adopted children, nor adopted adopted mothers. They became mothers before adopting adopted children. Please ask: Who is this person? The answer is lt; bridegt;

154. Li Zhe looks ordinary, nothing special, but he can last for several hours without blinking. How does he do it? The answer is; he can stop blinking if he closes his eyes;

155, there is a place that specializes in teaching bad guys, but no police dare to take action against it. What is this place? Answer lt; Detention Center >

156. There is a woman in a swimsuit walking on the soft beach. Although all this is normal, you will find that there are no footprints behind her! why is that? Please take a guess. The answer is because she walks backwards;

157. Xiao Guo loves to sing. Even when he brushes his teeth with a toothbrush and toothpaste, he is different. He is still singing loudly. You can brush your teeth very clean. Why do you think it is? The answer is; he brushed his dentures;

158. When Lan Lan passed through city A, a big earthquake happened in city A. Why was Lan Lan safe and sound? The answer is: Lanlan was flying through city A>

159, what can I borrow without paying it back? Answerlt; borrow lightgt;

160, Pangpang is a well-known diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but did not dare to jump.

why is that? The answer is; there is no water in the pool;

161. What is the most effective way to increase intelligence? The answer is: What you eat will make you wiser;

162. Where do mosquito bites make you not feel itchy? The answer<; on others>

163, there are ten candles, you blew out three, how many are left? The answer<; ten>

164, Earth Where in the world has the highest birth rate? The answer is the maternity ward.

165. On a cold winter morning, there was a man in a suit swimming desperately in the river. Why do you think this is? The answer is him. Accidentally fell into the river gt;

166, Lao Wang shaves his face many times every day, but why is there still a beard on his face? The answer is; he was shaving someone else's face;

167. A group of girls were bathing by the river. Suddenly a strange man broke in. Where do you think they wanted to cover up the most? Answer lt; Men's Eyes gt;

168. What should you do if you accidentally overcook raw rice? The answer is; Get ready for dinner;

169. Why do tigers fight to the death and never give up? The answer is because no one dares to break up the fight.

170. What is the biggest difference between Superman and Batman? The answer

171. Xiao Ming’s family is very wealthy, but when he wants to buy toys, he never asks his mother for a penny. Why? ?Answerlt; Because you can’t buy a toy for a penny;

172. Do you know how the pig died? The answerlt; So stupid;

173. Why do men Will you break up with a woman? The answer is; There are "different" differences between men and women;

174. What do farmers, workers, soldiers, and scientists rely on for a living? The answer is: Eat by mouth>

175. A plane suddenly ran out of fuel while flying in the sky. May I ask: What will fall first? The answer is: the pointer of the fuel gauge;

176, a man takes a bath in the bathhouse - buy some military supplies.

Answerlt;Cannonballgt;

177. The hotter the weather, the higher something climbs? Answerlt; Thermometergt;

178. What kind of water is inexhaustible? Answerlt; salivagt;

179, Valentine’s card, birthday card, big and small cards, which card should be sent to a woman to win her favor the most? Answerlt; credit cardgt;

180, when the car turns right, which tire does not rotate? Answer lt; spare tire gt;

181. There is a piece of natural black marble. On September 7th, what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River? Answer lt; sink to the bottom of the river gt;

182. There is a sheep that eats half of the grass on the meadow in one year. How many years will it take for it to eat all the grass? The answer is; it will never eat up all the grass, because the grass will continue to grow;

183. When can children meet and be side by side? Answer lt; Good gt;

184, What thing grows a tail at night? Answer lt; Meteor gt;

185, The more angry something is, the bigger it will be? Answer lt ; Temper gt;

186. What flower blooms all year round? The answer is

187. When someone knocks on the door, you will never say please come in? The answer is

188, There is half a bottle For wine, the mouth of the bottle is plugged with a cork. How can you drink the wine without breaking the bottle, removing the cork, or drilling holes in the cork? The answer is

189. There are two people, one facing south and one facing north. They are not allowed to look back, move around, or look in the mirror. , asked if they could see each other’s faces?