Scene 1: Lao Shi in the bathroom: I really have no choice, but I won’t ask you if there is any way.
real!
You have to know my current situation, I am suffering a lot!
I'm begging you, let's hold on tight.
Didn’t you listen to what they said? Now is the era of information overspeed, and everything must be done at a fast pace.
Can't you catch up with the train of the times?
Please, hurry up!
(Sound of water flushing) Ma Zhanshan (walking out leisurely): What are you shouting? What are you shouting? Look at how anxious you are!
Are you in a hurry to produce enough?
You can guarantee the quality of it?
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(Lao Shi rushed into the bathroom) Ma Zhanshan whistled "The Devil Enters the Village" (The sound of flushing water interrupted him) Scene 2: Lao Shi in the social office: I am now more and more aware of the problems caused by population expansion.
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Yingzi: What's wrong, Lao Shi!
Go to the toilet and become a philosopher!
Lao Shi: No, you said that we only have three or five people in our community, but we can’t use one bathroom?
Eiko: Hey!
What should I do? I'm not going anyway.
Lao Shi: That's not the case. You don't know how expensive firewood, rice, oil and salt are when you are not a family member!
When you work eight hours a day, you only have to go twice to drink a glass of water. It’s impossible not to go, it forces you to go!
Eiko: Why does this sound so awkward?
Ma Zhanshan (sipping tea leisurely): It’s better to hurry up than to rush. I have never had the suffering of waiting.
This thing has to follow a cycle and cannot overlap with others.
You have to get ahead of the "enemy".
You ask Lao Shi, when have I ever waited?
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Lao Shi: Yes, you didn’t wait.
But you made me wait!
You have never tasted the feeling of waiting, it’s uncomfortable!
That's good for you, but it seems that Ma Zhanshan has taken up his position and can't get down.
Ma Zhanshan: Hey!
How to speak?
Du Ziteng (followed by a college graduate): Everyone!
Let me introduce, this is the new college graduate in our company, Xiaobai, Bai.
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What's your name?
Xiaobai: Oh, my surname is Bai, Bai Wensheng. You can just call me Xiaobai.
Ma Zhanshan: She looks quite white. Her face is so pink!
Du Ziteng: Xiaobai, I am the editor-in-chief of our agency. My name is Du Ziteng.
Xiaobai (murmuring): Stomach hurts?
Du Ziteng: Oh, it’s not diarrhea.
It's like this. My surname is Du and my given name is Ziteng.
The solitary vine at midnight is taken from the artistic conception of the ancient poem "The solitary vine, the old tree and the dim crow".
Xiaobai (claps his hands): Oh, wonderful!
Exquisite!
Du Ziteng: Haha, thank you!
A prize!
Lao Shi: Editor-in-Chief, it’s not easy!
How many years!
You finally found your soulmate!
Du Ziteng: Cut it!
What do you know!
The bosom friend speaks and the bosom friend listens, it does not mean that the bosom friend does not talk to the bosom friend.
(Turns to Xiaobai) Xiaobai, this one is our oldest social worker.
It also enjoys a high reputation among the members.
Get acquainted with each other, I'll leave first.
Lao Shi (coughing): Comrade Bai Wensheng!
Xiaobai: Oh, just call me Xiaobai!
Lao Shi: How can that be done? We have to be formal for such a grand occasion.
(cough) Comrade Bai Wensheng!
Now let me introduce to you some of the key members of our club.
I (stand up straight) Shi Tieyun is one word different from Shi Tiesheng.
He is one of the oldest people in the company, with the strongest working ability and experience, and is very popular among the members.
This, Comrade Ma Zhanshan, his grandfather was a warlord - to be verified.
Ma Zhanshan: Oh, I am the initiator of our new culture movement.
Lao Shi: This is Comrade Liu Fengying, the only lesbian in our agency.
Yingzi: Just call me Sister Ying. They all call me Yingzi.
Xiaobai: Well, I, Comrade Bai Wensheng, graduated.
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Lao Shi: Oh, we all understand your situation.
Okay, that’s it.
Time for the second scene: One morning after the day passed.
Location: Inside the club. Xiaobai (bringing breakfast): Good morning!
Sister Ying.
Eiko: So early!
You work very hard.
Xiaobai: It’s the first day of work, that’s right.
Where are they?
Eiko: The two of them?
Don't be ridiculous, I'm probably not up yet!
(Xiaobai eats breakfast) Xiaobai: Ah!
Sister Ying!
Do we have a restroom here?
I have this stomach for him.
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Eiko: Yes, go out and turn left!
(Xiaobai rushes away) (Ma Zhanshan arrives) Yingzi: Yeah!
What happened when Halley's comet hit the earth today?
Coming so early?
Ma Zhanshan: The monk even used Rejoice to wash his hair!
do you know?
Why do I always rush to the toilet before Lao Shi?
Eiko: I don’t know!
Ma Zhanshan: Ha!
Everything is ready for me early!
Just didn't eat it.
(Eating) Ma Zhanshan: Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you be undefeated in a hundred battles.
Do you know what time Lao Shi gets up?
Eiko: I'm sick!
Why am I asking about that!
Ma Zhanshan: What time does he brush his teeth, what time does he have breakfast, and what does he eat for breakfast.