In modern times, we live in a new media world. We often smile knowingly at a witty line, marvel at a witty irony, and look forward to an ingenious paragraph to comment on every social hot topic. . Next is "Funny Jokes about Persistence" that I carefully prepared for you, welcome to watch! Funny Jokes about Perseverance (Popular)

1. Two cars unfortunately rear-ended each other on the road. The young man in the car in front asked the car behind him Young man: Brother, I'm sorry, is your surname Yao? ?Then your father’s surname is Li. ?Oh, are there any civil servants in your family? ?Not even immediate family members. ?Oh, can you play the piano? In that case? Why don’t you pay me the money? This is the new car I just bought?

2. By the way, I was hungry last night, so I thought I ate instant noodles, but I was getting angry again. After thinking for a long time, I finally came up with a clever way to kill two birds with one stone: pour isatis roots into instant noodles.

3. Tang Sanzang: Bajie, take a few steps to show me. Zhu Bajie: Master, why do you suddenly want to see your disciple running? Tang Sanzang: Oh! So ashamed! My master grew up in a temple and has neither eaten pork nor seen pigs running.

4. If you don’t join the party, if you don’t realize it, you will die! This public opinion analyst of People’s Daily Online spent two hours to change all the iPad homepages on the first floor of the ifc Apple store in Hong Kong. Fixed it as People's Daily Online

5. The mother persuaded her daughter to marry an old rich man, but the daughter objected and said: No! No! It just can't! He is too old! Mother: Older. It doesn't matter, I'm not asking you to cook it and eat it. ?

6. During the break in junior high school, my best friend and I were lying on the guardrail next to the corridor. At that time, I asked him which teacher in junior high school you think is good-looking. After asking, I regretted it. When I turned around, the Chinese teacher was behind me. Before the guy noticed it, he looked into the distance with a terrifyingly mean look, and said, "I like the Chinese teacher the most..." When the Chinese teacher smiled and wanted to stroke his head, he spoke again: "I've wanted to take advantage of her for a long time. "

7. Question: Girl, what do you want from your ideal partner? Girl replied: I wish you a long life. ?But girl, this matter is difficult to solve in ancient times. ?

8. Today, my girlfriend and I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to apply for a marriage certificate. The staff said to me sincerely: "I must live a good life from now on and stop smoking." ?I said very puzzledly: ?We have no plans to have children in the near future. ?The staff said:?This is the registration room, no smoking!?

9. At this time, the rich, handsome, white and beautiful are all traveling, and only the diaosi are practicing silently.

10. There are three possibilities for girls suffering from insomnia: 1. Missing their boyfriend; 2. Missing the boy they have a crush on; 3. Funny jokes about overeating and persisting (classic)

1 .I asked my daughter: "Have you called daddy? Will you go home for dinner tonight?" She said: "I called daddy and an aunt answered the phone." ? My heart sank and I was unhappy. The daughter continued: Auntie said: The number you dialed is currently on call, please call again later. ?

2. Once, I asked my friend where she was from, and she said: "Can you guess~?", I said I need to give you a hint, she said: "My province starts with h" . ?I said: ?Hunan is wrong? Hubei is wrong? Could it be Henan or Hebei? The accent is not the same, hey, you can’t guess,? She grinned and smiled honestly, “Let me tell you, it’s Hu Jian” !?

　3. One day, I was discussing with a girl in the laboratory about fun places in school. The girl said: "I like the wetland in school very much." ?The next day the girl received a note that read: ?Senior sister, actually I have also liked you for a long time. ?Signature: ?Your junior brother. ?

4. Six male students from Tongji were naked in the same room and were caught by the police! Lin'an surveying internship at the School of Civil Engineering of Tongji University. Six male students lived in a hotel with one or two people in a private room. They were not considered to be gathering together. Promiscuous, was cracked down by the police

5. Question: What does it mean for the Harbin 24 million grand prize winner to win another 5 million only 2 months apart? Answer: There are more people who understand, and it is difficult to recruit liars? (@pufei)

6. I just came out of the basement of Jianwai Soho and found that I forgot my wallet and couldn’t pay the parking fee and was trapped at the basement exit. A kind-hearted girl in the car behind me paid 18 yuan for my parking fee. She also gave me the 32 yuan I had found and said, "If you go into the basement again later, you may not be able to meet me." . I was so moved!~~This was not the climax yet. Later, I asked the girl to give me a phone number so that I could pay back the money. The girl said: I gave you the money, so don’t worry about me anymore. (@ Zhang Yan)

7. On the first day of kindergarten when my son was 3 years old, there was a teacher named Bi in the class. My son said: Teacher Bi, are you the stupid Bi? Teacher Bi :...

8. A group of fireflies are flying in the sky, and one of them does not glow. Another asked him curiously: Why don't you glow? The non-luminous firefly replied: Hey, I forgot to pay the electricity bill last month!

9. The eight-year-old son asked his husband: What’s Zhang Fei’s last name? Husband: I don’t know. Son: Stupid, his surname is Wu, and he doesn’t even know about making trouble out of nothing (Wu’s family name is Shengfei).

The son asked again: What is Zhang Fei’s father’s surname? The husband thought for a long time and slapped his forehead: The surname is Lai, which causes trouble! The son laughed wildly: You are so stupid! The surname is Zhang! You don’t have the same surname as your father

10. There is an old man next door who is over eighty this year. He recently suffered from Alzheimer's disease, but his children are still very filial. Yesterday, after the old man finished lunch, he pointed to his daughter-in-law who was washing dishes and said quietly to his son: "Hey, this eldest sister is very kind to me. She helps me serve food every day." ? Funny jokes about persistence (selected articles)

1. What do Tang Seng and his disciples hate the most? Answer: Winter and summer vacations. Because every winter and summer vacation, they must be forced to travel through mountains and rivers and go through fire and water to get the scriptures again.

2. I said to my brother who just graduated from high school: There are so many women in college. You can see them often, and they will gradually get to know you, and occasionally they will say a few words. , will you smile slightly when you meet? When my brother heard this, his heart began to flutter. I continued: "They are, the aunt who is the dormitory janitor, the aunt who cleans the corridors, the aunt who sells food in the cafeteria, the aunt who sells cards in the water room, the aunt who sells newspapers at the newsstand, and the aunt who manages the computer room."

3. On the way to seek Buddhist scriptures? Sun Wukong: Why is it so hot! Sun Wukong: It’s like a flaming mountain! Sun Wukong: Why have we passed another flaming mountain? Tang Monk: Fart! That’s Chongqing!

4. Why are you all learning to drive! How will I cross the road in the future!! I’m so scared!!!

5. In my freshman year, I was taking a high-level math class and one of my buddies was sleeping. I was discovered by the high school math teacher when I was halfway through class. The teacher walked up to him and asked: "Classmate, what's wrong with you?" The buddy immediately pretended to be sick and said: "Teacher, I'm a little dizzy." The teacher smiled and said, "I'm reading advanced mathematics in my English book. Can you not be dizzy?"

6. A woman saw a wooden bottle in front of a vendor on the street, which contained many bamboo sticks. The woman thought about her recent bad luck, so she asked the vendor: "How much does fortune telling cost?" The vendor looked embarrassed and said to the woman: "I sell chopsticks." ?

7. While surfing the Internet at an Internet cafe, a man in his thirties or forties sat next to him. While I was playing, I glanced at his screen. It seemed that I was chatting on QQ. The other woman asked him to start a video. This guy actually adjusted the camera to face me, and then he urgently went to the toilet to urinate. Out of humanitarianism, I dug my nose in front of the camera for a minute, and then the woman silently turned off the video. I won’t tell you that the man sent dozens of messages shaking the window after he came back, and the woman didn’t bother him either.

8. The most formidable geography question in history? Learning geography well is for better ____? A. Become a high official B. Make a lot of money C. Make parents happy D. Live. ? This is a multiple-choice question, and the question requires that only one of the correct options is.

9. An entrepreneur showed off to the beautiful women around him how to identify truly successful people in several aspects: 1. No business card; 2. Don’t drive; 3. No logo on clothes; 4. There is no community name, only the house number; 5. Take a nap every day; 6. Frequently move around in the suburbs; 7. There is very little cash in the bag? A farmer next to him interrupted excitedly: "Our village is full of people like this!"