Short and ironic sentences to post on WeChat Moments

1. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your presence.

2. Is there another person in the world who would admit that he does not dare? The word "unwilling" is the best excuse for "dare not".

3. Love is not everything in life. When you are older, you should know that it is just a part of life. Children love each other every day. Even women will despise a man who is trapped by love.

4. At the moment, my thoughts are very Dongporou, but my emotions are very salty and pepper pork ribs. -

5. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a gangster!

6. When the sky is still so blue and the clouds are still so cool, you should not cry, because my departure has not taken away your world.

7. You have to ask your mother to stuff you back and give you a new birth. You can only do this if your forehead is squeezed into a lump by the door. Your mother must have pinched you when you were born.

8. I would rather understand you fighting desperately under a gangster than endure you being ecstatic under a man!

9. There are too many liars and not enough fools.

10. I am always wandering between A and C.

11. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

12. On the road of love, I always stop and go. My mother said that my legs and feet are not good.

13. The one with wings does not have to be an angel, he may be a birdman.

14. I am not a fortune teller, and I can’t tell you what you like to hear.

15. Looking at your teeth, do you and dogs have the same ancestor? Part 2 of short and ironic sentences to post on WeChat Moments

16. Your appearance is very refreshing.

17. A camel gives birth to a donkey, a strange species. You have to study the Three Cardinal Principles and Five Constant Principles when you were a child, and behave accordingly.

18. I am not afraid of death. I am afraid that after I die, no one will love you as much as I do.

19. The humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that even scientists dare not study.

20. I have never seen you like this before. Even though you said NO, you still confess your love so shamelessly.

21. People like you can only live for two episodes at most in a TV series.

22. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and sometimes people are not people!

23. You have the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren’t you tired of holding so many pens?

24. You have the momentum to drain half of the opponent's blood before the duel.

25. People invented clothes to hide their shame and took off their clothes because of fashion. ―The relationship between politeness and clothes.

26. Your voice is like Shakespeare and Zorro, scratchy and left-field.

27. I can’t even eat whatever I want, it’s so disgusting!

28. Children treat toys as companions, and adults treat companions as toys.

29. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones.

30. Are nymphos guilty? Don't worry, even if you are guilty, I will not sin against you, it will only make you feel sick. Sentences to reply to sarcastic people in the circle of friends (30 sentences)

Sentences to reply to sarcastic people in the circle of friends Part 1

1. Every time I see you, I have an unusual feeling. This feeling is like what I feel when I have a nightmare.

2. A cold-faced person is ashamed of an adulterer, and a loose-headed person is willing to be a cow under the skirt.

3. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.

4. When the sky is still so blue and the clouds are still so cool, you should not cry, because my departure has not taken away your world.

5. Just look at it and you will know why there is famine in Africa.

6. I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. In the end, I said "Japanese people also use personal characters", and she finally agreed that whales are not fish.

7. Love is not everything in life. When you are old, you should know that it is only a part of life. Children love each other every day. Even women will despise a man who is trapped by love.

8. The one with wings does not have to be an angel, he may be a birdman.

9. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

10. Do you know how your farm died? Your mother fed you excrement since you were a child and you didn’t even get to eat from your own fields! It’s true that ‘rich water does not flow to outsiders’!

11. Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level! !

12. I would rather understand you fighting to the death under a gangster, than suffer you to be in a state of ecstasy under a man!

13. A rose lasts forever, a rose lasts forever, it’s just that it’s relatively luxurious and lasts a long time.

14. I don’t know if I went to college or if college went to me.

15. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones. Part 2 of replies to sarcastic people in Moments

16. I really don’t understand what these celebrities in China think. They just go to the red carpets at major film festivals every day if they don’t have any works. They are all busy. The aunt squeezed her breasts and exposed her cleavage. Isn't this beautiful? There are also those who kneel down and kiss each other on the red carpet. Do you think that is your bedroom? It’s really embarrassing for the Chinese people to go abroad.

17. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

18. Are nymphomaniacs guilty? Don't worry, even if you are guilty, I will not sin against you, it will only make you feel sick.

19. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

20. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because at least you will feel pain without me.

21. Children treat toys as companions, and adults treat companions as toys.

22. I have always believed that as long as something is put at the hearing, the matter is basically settled - this is an issue that cannot be discussed.

23. Those two things on your face are light bulbs? ! Leave the power unplugged at night! Blind!

24. On a whim, I made a computer desktop with your photo, but I got a computer virus!

25. All women who are doing everything they can must wear the sign of a lady.

26. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

27. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as having been in love.

28. He looks very innocent, but he looks sorry for the people and the party.

29. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a dollar, hold down "ctrl-c" and then "ctrl-v"...

30. How a man dies: Sees a beautiful woman - slanders him to death, gets his hands on a beautiful woman - dies a beautiful woman. Sentences in Moments that satirize people with high EQ (30 sentences)

Sentences in Moments that satirize people with high EQ (Part 1)

1. I have never seen you like this before, and I said NO, you still confess your love so shamelessly.

2. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

3. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

4. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

5. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh to those closest to them. If you change this bad habit, the world will be peaceful.

6. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear.

7. Your appearance is very refreshing.

8. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way.

9. You, a shameless woman, always have to pay back when you come out to fool around. If you don’t work as a mistress, I curse you to never be happy in your life.

10. Don’t be afraid of being taken advantage of. If people take advantage of you, it shows that you are still valuable.

11. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!

12. I only like the flowers that add to the cake, but who is willing to give the charcoal in the snow.

13. As soon as I open my eyes, I will know that you are a monster.

14. He who says he is a gentleman but does not mean what he says is a villain; everyone knows how to be wary of villains. Only those who praise Yao and Shun in words, agree with Jie and Zhou in heart, swear by mountains and seas with their mouths but harbor traps in their hearts, will be the last ones. It's hard to measure. This kind of duplicitous hypocrite will definitely do the right thing for you

15. Your appearance is very refreshing! ! Sentences in Moments with high emotional intelligence that satirize people (Part 2)

16. No matter what kind of sharp words I use, I can’t express the indignation I feel towards you at this moment.

17. How can I bring out the beauty of the world without your presence

18. In the past, there was a woman who wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts, but Never pretended to be with me again.

19. Children treat toys as companions, and adults treat companions as toys.

20. You have to ask your mother to stuff you back and give you a new birth. You can only do this if your forehead is squeezed into a lump by the door. Your mother must have pinched you when you were born.

21. I thought you were just playing with the number in the middle, but I didn’t expect you were playing with a combination of two numbers.

22. I can tell at a glance that you were born from your mother and aliens who had been together for too long.

23. Life becomes lonely; dreams become cup; games become all-nighters; nude photos and selfies become; food fear becomes; certificates are fake; women become men; boys become effeminate; life becomes virtual; marriage becomes flashy .

24. You will know why there is famine in Africa.

25. Humus has been deposited for thousands of years, a primitive species that even scientists dare not study.

26. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a gangster!

27. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

28. There was no one selling elixirs in the world, but when there were more people with wishful thinking, someone started selling them.

29. On the road of love, I always stop and go. My mother said that my legs and feet are not good.

30. The one with wings does not have to be an angel, he may be a birdman. Sentences from advanced sarcastic people to post on WeChat Moments

Sentences from advanced sarcastic people to post on Moments Part 1

1. Use your 2B pencil to describe your life.

2. It is so shameless to pretend to be a sanctimonious gentleman when you look like an animal!

3. I don’t want to hit you anymore. I can tell you are a mule as soon as I look at you, a piece of shit.

4. Don’t say to me: "Actually you are very good" when we break up. Then you dump me?

5. He is always calm before encountering temptation; he is always unyielding before being tortured!

6. All women who are capable of doing their best have the sign of a lady.

7. When your mother gave birth to you, did you still look back the same way?

8. No matter what kind of sharp words I use, I can’t express the indignation I feel towards you at this moment.

9. Do excellent work that is neither busy nor idle, and live a wonderful life that is neither salty nor dull.

10. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.

11. A camel gives birth to a donkey, a strange breed. You have to study the Three Cardinal Principles and Five Constant Principles when you were a child, and behave accordingly.

12. On the road of love, I always stop and go. My mother said that my legs and feet are not good.

13. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you a little moonlight and you will be romantic, light a lamp and you will be dazzling, give you a candlelight and you will be flooded.

14. Your head is full of poop, so everything you think about is as directionless as a fly.

15. You should be a little self-aware, so why don’t you say anything? Your intelligence is exposed as soon as you speak.

16. The farthest distance in the world is not the end of the world, or the separation between life and death, but the fact that I was born in my motherland, but I don’t know what is happening in my motherland.

17. When everyone can use each other, it is because each other is not strong enough.

18. If I lose this life, I don’t want the next life either.

19. Lao Tzu can help you solve problems that Confucius cannot help you solve.

20. Your appearance is very refreshing. Advanced sarcastic sentences to post on Moments Part 2

21. It’s really nothing, but when Big Big Wolf calls, they make up one lie after another.

22. If you see a shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you.

23. Lei Feng did good things without leaving his name, but he recorded everything in his diary.

24. Hi! Brother, how can you develop more horizontally than vertically?

25. People invented clothes to hide their shame and took off their clothes because of fashion. ―The relationship between politeness and clothes.

26. You are willing to use it as toilet paper for others, but they still think that the soft paper stains your fingers, and the hard paper scratches your buttocks.

27. Looking at you like that, I really doubt that the national eugenics program has been properly implemented. Why didn’t your mother find out that you were a bitch when she was pregnant with you?

28. A scourge that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots and brings shame to our descendants.

29. You are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just a P.

30. The four great tragedies in life: a drop of rain after a long drought; meeting an old friend in a foreign land, a creditor; a night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, next door; dreaming when nominated for the gold medal.

31. I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. In the end, I said "Japanese people also use personal characters", and she finally agreed that whales are not fish.

32. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

33. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

34. The light is glowing! Thank you! I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don’t care about the rest!

35. Don’t think that just because you are younger than me, you can dance around for a few more days. The coffin contains dead people, not old people!

36. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!

37. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

38. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and sometimes people are not people!

39. I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me this way.

40. I only like the flowers that add to the cake, but who is willing to give the charcoal in the snow.