1.

Once, I was in a hurry and didn't bring any paper. I saw a small shop not far from the front of the toilet. I went to ask how much a pack of paper towels was, and he said, "One piece". As soon as I saw it, it was breezy. Let's just put it on one piece, at least it was comfortable to wipe on my ass. I bought a pack, and when I wiped my ass, I obviously felt something was wrong. Why did I get a 2% discount? I still felt a wet feeling printed on my finger through a tissue. I quickly looked at the package and it turned out to be "Qingfeng". Excuse me, are you the sister of Qingfeng? You are so ugly!

2.

One morning, my boyfriend and I made an appointment to climb the mountain. It took us half an hour to climb to the top of the mountain. We were so tired, panting and thirsty that we didn't bring any water cups. We bought two bottles of Pepsi at an aunt's stall on the top of the mountain. Hmm! Delicious, so sweet. I told my boyfriend that everything tastes sweet when you are hungry, and everything is sweet when you are thirsty. In this way, we went down the mountain drinking sweet coke. At the foot of the mountain, I found a noodle restaurant to have breakfast. This Pepsi bottle was put on the table and caught my attention. "Coke for nothing", well, no wonder it is so sweet that small companies are willing to put sugar.

3.

Once my sneakers were dirty, white sneakers should be cleaned with white washing powder. I asked my roommate, I asked who had washing powder, and the big girl in our dormitory said she did, and it was at the bottom of the bathroom shelf. When I found it, I looked at it. White cat, just right. I used white cat detergent, which has strong decontamination ability and does not hurt my hands when I wash it clean. I poured out a little bit to brush my shoes. A little bit of washing powder can make so much foam. It's a good washing powder after all. Great, but the more I brush, the more foam I get. Did I use the wrong amount? I just picked up the laundry bag and looked at it. "Japanese cat" . . . The whole person is not well, damn cat! Have you considered how cats feel? !

4.

One year, grandma got a pimple on her leg. It should be that the old man didn't pay attention and was bitten by a bug while working in the field. The old man has been using "999 dermatitis flat", saying that he usually has a pimple and itches, and it will take effect as soon as he applies it. I will ride a small electric donkey to the health clinic to buy her Piyanping. When I bought it back, grandma also said, wasn't it the red box? I said it might be a new upgrade. As a result, after the old man applied it, the pimple on his leg became more itchy that night. I was so angry that I went to the health clinic to sell medicine with ointment the next morning. I said, is this Pi Yanping? He said, yes, look for yourself. "666 Pi Yanping", 666, really 6, online celebrity? Why did you go to the countryside? ! !

I have drunk "exciting" drinks, eaten "BFC" fast food, used "your sister" toothpaste and passed through "Dadidas". I am still alive. This is the strength of China.

just sauce purple.