1. You are the largest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

2. You have the momentum to let the opponent's blood drop half a square before the duel.

3. Fighter in scum, vip in scum, your brain was struck by lightning.

4. Look at you and you will know that you are the crystallization of love between donkey and horse. The morning rooster first reports, the crow makes noise early, and the orangutan is the plaintiff of your rape case.

5. when there is a legend in the rivers and lakes, it is sorry for the audience.

6. Lonely life; Dream cup; The game is overnight; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Falsification of certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Live virtualization; Marriage flickers.

7. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-he killed all the students in the end.

8. The tip of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half a cent on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and not people!

9. I tried to control the magic in my heart, but I ignored that you might just be the ghost who played soy sauce.

1. I don't know why you laugh all day. You laugh like a broken cloth shoe.

11. clap your head to make decisions, clap your chest to ensure that you leave.

12. African animals are on the grassland; European and American animals are in the zoo; Animals in China are on the dining table.

13. Is there another person in the world who will admit that he is afraid of himself? The word "unwilling" is the best excuse for "dare not".

14. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

15. I always don't understand a question. Why do people think you are a man?

16. A person's death is a tragedy.

17. Every woman who can do anything is hung with a lady's sign.

18. I don't remember my worries. I usually report them on the spot.

19. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

2. Love is not everything in life. When you are old, you should know that it is only a part of life. Every day, a man who is trapped by love will despise him even a woman. 4 sentences suitable for satirizing sleeping at the same table 2

21. See how you can't speak human words because you are gentle.

22. I thought you were just a middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

23. Don't drag in front of me like 258,, and put on a POSE!

24. Don't pretend with me that you live a wonderful and happy life, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

25. Use your 2B pencil to describe your life.

26. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

27. It's the plug that plugs into people's holes, and the socket that plugs into people's holes!

28. You look so creative and live so bravely!

29. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People's salted fish will die half a year early. Can you turn over? Show it to me, turn it over and turn it over.

3. I really want to send you to a cage to wander the streets and taste the delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

31. I am tempted when I see a beautiful woman, and my sweet words deceive my heart. (Quotations Daquan. com)

32. You graduated from a school with mental retardation, got full marks in every exam, and won the highest scholarship every year.

33. In fact, you are responsible for everyone by staying away from the crowd!

34. I really don't want to use my endless colorful words to attack your poor and unsightly language.

35. Now, split personality is a fashion. That dog, she is a little split.

36. Who are you making that face with? I owe you a loan due or something.

37. When you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

38. Even if you were the only woman in the world, I would rather have sex with others.

39. humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

4. Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In the eyes of others, it's stupid for me to quarrel with a pig. Leave a message for the graduation at the same table

1. Growing old is a compulsory course in life, and maturing is an optional course.

2. It's an honor to study with your classmate for three years, which made me know you, a handsome genius. I appreciate your temperament and admire your personality. I think you will be my best friend in the future.

3. Three years is just a short period in the journey of life. However, being at the same table with you for three years makes me unforgettable all my life. You are a pearl in my memory and a star in my heart.

4. I feel extremely lucky to know you, but I feel full of life when I know you. I will hide the days when I used to laugh and laugh, and I wish you take care of yourself in the unpredictable days to come.

5. in the past three years, whenever I have doubts in my study and setbacks in my life, your voice always rings in my ears, and the doubts are solved, and the setbacks turn into motivation, which urges me to keep moving forward. Please accept my compliments. Farewell! My friend!

6. Students, let those sweet whispers in the past dusk be buried in the bottom of my heart and turned into beautiful memories!

7. Today, we are close classmates; Tomorrow, we will be competitors. May friendship deepen in the competition.

8. Getting together is not the beginning, and parting is not the end. The countless beautiful moments of my classmates will be engraved in my memory forever.

9. Liu Yin shook his hand and said goodbye to all kinds of melancholy-my classmates have been in love for years, looking forward to thousands of thoughts, and may friendship be turned into the power to forge ahead!

1. How many memories have we had in the maple forest where the red leaves are flying? The fluttering maple leaves bring us into a wonderful realm.

11. We have a spring and autumn together, and every game, discussion and quarrel will become a precious page in my memory.

12. Being modest in the arena is undoubtedly tantamount to declaring your own failure; When it's time to volunteer, you should do your best. Life needs to be dominated by yourself, please cherish me in capital letters.

13. Do you still remember the photo shoot that day? My instant consciousness lit up with the flash: your beautiful image was left on the negative, and it was also deeply branded in my heart.

14. Picking up a string of dreams, playing at school, recalling it is so colorful; And the pursuit of growth has actually jumped over. The hubbub of the world seems to be silent, which makes me pick up my memory again.

15. after graduation, I want to keep those warm days, but I am eager to get into the torrent of life as soon as possible. The old classmates' life was a string of sweet candied haws; That charming sweetness and sourness will never be forgotten.

16. Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, my classmates' career in 28 has become a thing of the past. But in the classroom, we are still echoing the sound of reading; On the playground, we still have the figure of running and vigorous. The bamboo pavilion on the lawn and brook here is a herb garden that we will always be attached to.

17. Remember that we were walking around the lake. The moonlight is very soft, like a milky hazy cover. In my eyes, not far away, there are two small white boats tied together, supporting each other, jumping up and down in the micro waves, and showing a brilliant light together with the tiny sparkling light around.

18. Don't forget to smile no matter how annoying you are; No matter how urgent you are, you should also pay attention to your tone; No matter how hard it is, don't forget to persist; No matter how tired you are, love yourself.

19. Don't forget the past when you succeed; Don't forget that there is a future when you fail.

2. Work hard for what is expected, and if you don't mind what is hopeless, you will look good whether you win or lose.

21. Life is not a one-way street. If one road is blocked, you can turn.

22. When everyone keeps a low profile, you can keep a high profile, but you can't go out of tune.

23. The four basic principles of life: knowing how to choose, learning to give up, enduring loneliness and temptation.

24. Learning to forget is the skill of life, and learning to smile is the art of life.

25. A philosopher is carefree, but a wise man is always happy. Not because he has everything he loves, but because he loves everything he has.

26. Tears and sweat are similar in chemical composition, but the former can only bring you sympathy, while the latter can win you success.

27. Looking back, it is a series of yesterday full of ups and downs: yesterday, we had an argument in class; Yesterday, there was our running on the court; Yesterday, there was our struggle in the examination room; Yesterday, we sang in the candlelight. Yes, yesterday, how beautiful and memorable!

28. Take exercise as the foundation and learn to be healthy; Based on cultivation, learn to seek knowledge;

29. Worrying about others' worries and enjoying others' happiness, your kindness, enthusiasm and selflessness will always be engraved in my heart.

3. The three armed forces can win the handsome position, but ordinary men can't win the ambition. Your ambition is in your chest, and your ideal is in your arms. Even if the waves are sky-high, you can't destroy the sail of your long voyage!

31. We are about to enter a new life, and the road ahead is still very long. Let's cherish the youth and friendship we have today and water the bud of friendship with our true feelings.

32. You and I have gone through difficulties for our ideals before we are on the road to success. I hope you can still remember, forever remember, that shining day full of struggle passion.

33. I deeply understand how much time it took and how many difficulties you overcame before you achieved your immediate results. Please believe that I will always stand by your side with a smile in your pursuit of hard work and hard work.

34. When you are lonely, the wind is my song. May it comfort you for a moment; When you are proud, the raindrop is my wake-up call. May it make you gain eternal humility.

35. I hate you most, because you are the enemy of my study competition; I love you the most, because you are my friend who learned from me when I was growing up. Today's farewell is like Guan Zhong's loss of Bao Shuya. It's a vast expanse of the world, so where can I find my favorite best friend?

36. A beautiful dream, like a beautiful poem, can be met but not sought. I really like that dream, knowing that you have traveled thousands of miles for me, but I feel that the grass is delicious, as if you and I just met for the first time!

37. Take virtue as the foundation and learn to be a man; Take adaptation as the foundation and learn to survive.

38. There are several things in life that must not be lost: the power of self-control, a cool head, hope and confidence!

39. Don't look at life and ideals as round as the moon on the 15th and 16th. It is made up of ups and downs. Be practical and wish everyone more sunny days.

4. Noble ideals are the guiding light of life. With it, life has a direction; With it, I feel full inside. Take firm steps towards the established goals, students!

41. An ideal as beautiful as the morning glow is calling to us. My classmates, parting soon, don't ask when to meet, we are drops of water, all of which will be active in the sea of the motherland!

42. Say goodbye tomorrow morning. I hope the clouds and the sun will always accompany you to the ends of the earth. Flowers, green grass and grass spread out a bright future with you.

43. In this hot and sunny season, we will leave for a better banquet and more excitement.

44. A few years ago, I was walking happily in this ancient servant's campus, looking forward to it. After graduation, I will leave sadly, because ah, I really can't bear to part with it.

45. Don't sing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid that you will sing the wolf extinct. I'm not trying to scare you. The songs you sing can scare the wolves to death!

46. I'm really worried when you leave high school after graduation, not about you. What I'm worried about is, who will be the next unlucky teacher?

47. Remember to wash your feet after strenuous exercise!

48. I hope that when we meet again, it will be at the doctoral graduation ceremony of Harvard University in the United States. You and I are very excited and shake hands with each other. You say: Congratulations on your doctorate! I also said: look elsewhere, the cans here have been picked up

49. Outside the pavilion, by the ancient road, fork fork fork, don't laugh, although I can't remember this ancient poem, I will always remember you! I wish you happiness forever!

5. You are born with a refined temperament and attractive charm, which makes you exist forever in the hearts of people who know you. You are like the lily in the mountain, and you have no regrets when you are alone. Don't boast when blooming, and don't regret when fading. Elegant and fragrant, in the eternal spring.

51. Compared with your mind, a high mountain is just a boundary marker, a pile of snow waves is just a piece of broken jade, a crescent moon is just an eardrop, and thousands of flowers are just a bud. Your mind is very broad

52. I walk by the white sea, and I am often attracted by the people who pick up shells on the beach: the dedicated and serious manner and the carefree and confident action seem as if the whole sea belongs to him, and all the best products can be chosen by him. Friend, I can't help but think of your concentration, seriousness and self-confidence in your studies. Share 4 sentences that are suitable for satirizing others' slowness

4 sentences that are suitable for satirizing others' slowness. I don't remember my worries, so I usually report them on the spot.

2. Your appearance is refreshing.

3. You should still have some self-knowledge. Will you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you spoke.

4. God will regret that he didn't add a wagging dog's tail to people, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

5. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some moonlight and you will be romantic, give you some lights and you will be brilliant, and give you some candlelight and you will be flooded.

6. A man fooling a woman is called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

7. Do you know how your farm died? Your mother fed you dung when you were young, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!

8. Your mother must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and so sloppy when she gave birth to you!

9. In fact, you are responsible for everyone by staying away from the crowd!

1. I don't know whether I went to college or college fucked me.

11. Children take toys as companions, while adults treat their companions as toys.

12. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball.